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Fuck Florida.  The Florida Democratic Party needs to be shot to the moon. What the hell are we doing there?

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This will be an interesting one to watch in PA. Suburb of Harrisburg, trump won it by 10 points.

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Still early but even with only 22% in, not what I expected to see there.

Just now, Voldemort86 said:

Fuck Florida.  The Florida Democratic Party needs to be shot to the moon. What the hell are we doing there?

Cuban Americans hate communism and the gqp constantly screaming about socialism and communism resonates with them 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Cuban Americans hate communism and the gqp constantly screaming about socialism and communism resonates with them 

It’s so simple to counter if people would do their research lol

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Cuban Americans hate communism and the gqp constantly screaming about socialism and communism resonates with them 

It's not even remotely just them at this point.

And some of you thought abortion mattered, lol.

1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

It’s so simple to counter if people would do their research lol

It’s been countered. These people don’t care (not Cubans in particular, people who fall for the fake “socialist” nonsense).

Every election night like clockwork, I can't stop humming/beat boxing the CNN bumper music

"DUH DUH DUH pfffff....chicka PSHHHHH...badaba...ducka DUH DUH DUH..pfff chicka shhhh...badaba...DUH DUH DUH.."

Anyone know if there are live results on the RRISD board?  Can’t seem to find anything. 
 

And Penn counts mail in votes first, so don’t get jimmys rustled about Fetterman yet.  

43 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So far Beasley in NC is outperforming Biden in democratic counties. It's early, but trending blue

Don’t get your hopes up. There’s a lot of stupid here too

Just had some rum Doordashed to my hotel room, it's gonna be a loooong night.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

And some of you thought abortion mattered, lol.

Or January 6. Not to mention climate. We can't remember what happened 6 months ago. Thinking ahead is so far above our heads, just like the ocean will be.

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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This.  Or at least cut off the hurricane relief for these fucks.

3 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

This, The young people will go to like and take a photo, post it on instagram and leave and pretend to vote.

the young ppl won’t save shit, all of them supported Bernie and none of them voted for them when it mattered. Banana In a tailpipe…

I was ready to Jnip my nephew earlier today. Fucker posted the "I voted" sticker and I asked how it went, he didn't know because he just took a picture of the sticker. 

Florida is full of low information voters and white trash. Lost cause 

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

FIFY

Tubgirl, imo.

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Florida is full of low information voters and white trash. Lost cause 

Florida sounds a lot like Murica.

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

The South is full of low information voters and white trash. Lost cause 

FIFY

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Just now, Neonmoon said:

FIFY

I mean....when can we just write-off the species?

5 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

This.  Or at least cut off the hurricane relief for these fucks.

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Oh, hai.

10 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Rochelle Garza is outpacing Collier and Beto in early voting

Was just popping in to mention this!

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Makes sense.  Not like there was anything going on today.

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

John King is in the fucking ZONE

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14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Rochelle Garza is outpacing Collier and Beto in early voting

Gotta be a bit careful about that data - some of the results for the big metro areas were showing for some races, not others.  

If there was one win to be had from gvr, LT gvr, and ag, which would you want?  Ranked choice please. 

Hassan at 90% chance to win on predict it and democrat odds to keep senate have gone up 10 points recently on that site as well. Predictit heavily leans MAGA so they might know something we don’t.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If there was one win to be had from gvr, LT gvr, and ag, which would you want?  Ranked choice please. 

AG because he's the biggest criminal of them all.  Then Gov, then Lt Gov.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If there was one win to be had from gvr, LT gvr, and ag, which would you want?  Ranked choice please. 

Lieutenant governor hands down because Patrick is the worst of the 3 with his potty patrol agenda and lieutenant governor controls the state senate in Texas.

18 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Cuban Americans hate communism and the gqp constantly screaming about socialism and communism resonates with them 

It’s not just Cubans, it’s the rich and middle class Venezuelans, Colombians, Argentinians, etc  that have migrated to central and south Florida.   Their number one fear is communism.  Everything else is secondary.

 

Add to that upper middle class retirees from NY and NJ and you have the disaster currently unfolding   

 

1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

It’s not just Cubans, it’s the rich and middle class Venezuelans, Colombians, Argentinians, etc  that have migrated to central and south Florida.   Their number one fear is communism.  Everything else is secondary.

 

Add to that upper middle class retirees from NY and NJ and you have the disaster currently unfolding   

 

so basically they don't know what the fuck they are talking about?

 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’d be ecstatic to take lt gov

We'll get nothing and we'll like it.

Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo is at 50.7% right now.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

We'll get nothing and we'll like it.

Oh I know…I know

What’s the best site to follow the Texas races online?

Just now, C-Man said:

What’s the best site to follow the Texas races online?

Twitter Texas Election Source has always been the fastest to put together. But the SOS site is where they go by county

Lol at the old dude filling up at the buffet at Ron Johnson's party. We all know that guy, he'll sit in your office for 2 hours discussing how kids just don't want to work anymore.

Preferred tv stream? CNN loses me anytime John isn’t doing his thing. 

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