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Local news. The far right nutjobs who took over dfw area school district boards in 2020 were soundly defeated in Round Rock ISD. They funded candidate s for all 5 open seats and lost all 5 races.

After touting their 11 races, 11 wins accomplishment in 2020, I am pleasantly surprised.

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6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

John's got this

 

That race seems to me to be: can John pick up more votes in the rural areas than oz picks up from suburban eastern pa?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Yay democracy and also....stop fucking trying to vote on election day.

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Looks like Big Gretch wins big in Michigan again. 

 

Jesus Christ this state
3 minutes ago, Mole said:

That may be the most Illinois-looking face I’ve ever seen in my life.


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Considering 2006, 2010, 2014 and 2018… the bar was low

 

Walker now ahead in GA

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yay democracy and also....stop fucking trying to vote on election day.

This.  CNN showing people in Nevada 250 deep in line with 7 minutes until polls close.  They'll get to vote, but if you are planning to vote and have the option to vote early, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT?!?!

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

This.  CNN showing people in Nevada 250 deep in line with 7 minutes until polls close.  They'll get to vote, but if you are planning to vote and have the option to vote early, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT?!?!

And all those people had mail in ballots - they could have dropped them off and just gone home!

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Considering 2006, 2010, 2014 and 2018… the bar was low

 

CNN: Will Biden survive the night after crushing defeat?!?

if herschel wins...i dunno yall

I know. It seems you have forgotten The Laws of Brisketexan: 1) it only gets worse, and 2) there is no bottom.

Herschel may be president in 2028.
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GA likely to a runoff

OH and NC stay red. No surprise

Fetterman looks like he’ll win by a a few points 

WI, NV and AZ? TBD

Just now, troph said:

MSNBC analysis on the county by county is pretty effing stout. Looking good for Dems, they are hanging tough and obvious pick ups for the Pubs not jumping off the page. Not today Satan?

seems like both parties overplayed their hands.

Turn on local austin coverage channel 24 OTA , 4 on cable... they are shit housed.

At one point Quida told them to drink some water.

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Lmao Philly hates Oz but Whitmer is winning first batch of Detroit  97-3 

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I know. It seems you have forgotten The Laws of Brisketexan: 1) it only gets worse, and 2) there is no bottom.

Herschel may be president in 2028.

And we'll all be saying "Well it could be worse, it could be MTG!"

 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Looks like Big Gretch wins big in Michigan again. 

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LETS FUCKING GO

 

 

8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yay democracy and also....stop fucking trying to vote on election day.

Especially in Harris Fuck'in County. Such incompetence running the process right now. I expect nothing but the same in 2024. Will be an epic shitshow.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

To be fair, the SC only ordered that those ballots be segregated, not that they won't be counted.  We can guess where it ends up, but that's a bad tweet.

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Turn on local austin coverage channel 24 OTA , 4 on cable... they are shit housed.

lol, holy shit, you aren't kidding.  wtf?

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

To be fair, the SC only ordered that those ballots be segregated, not that they won't be counted.  We can guess where it ends up, but that's a bad tweet.

Correct.

 

 

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Gimme gimme gimme 

 

Yes, gimme. Oh, what were we talking about again?

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4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

LETS FUCKING GO

 

 

There isn’t enough popcorn in the world for the shit show Kari will put on after losing. 

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Oz should take the lead at some point tonight before the PA mail buries him. Before everyone wets their panties. Just like 2020

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

There isn’t enough popcorn in the world for the shit show Kari will put on after losing. 

Maybe, but I still want to see it.

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Big Gretch indeed.

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THE GQP GOT REJECTED

16 minutes ago, pacman said:

Local news. The far right nutjobs who took over dfw area school district boards in 2020 were soundly defeated in Round Rock ISD. They funded candidate s for all 5 open seats and lost all 5 races.

After touting their 11 races, 11 wins accomplishment in 2020, I am pleasantly surprised.

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

GA likely to a runoff

OH and NC stay red. No surprise

Fetterman looks like he’ll win by a a few points 

WI, NV and AZ? TBD

If you look at what's left in GA, there's like 30%+ in each of Fulton, de Kalb, Cobb and Gwinnett counties, each of which will bring in a lot of extra votes for Warnock.  Probably not enough to avoid a runoff, but I think he'll pull away late.

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Needle getting bad data

 

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  CNN showing people in Nevada 250 deep in line with 7 minutes until polls close.  They'll get to vote, but if you are planning to vote and have the option to vote early, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT?!?!

Except that shouldn't be a problem. It's only a problem in the confederate states of america. Weird 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Needle getting bad data

 

All the Nates are fucking morons

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It's only a problem in the confederate states of america. Weird 

Odd isn't it.

20 minutes ago, pacman said:

Local news. The far right nutjobs who took over dfw area school district boards in 2020 were soundly defeated in Round Rock ISD. They funded candidate s for all 5 open seats and lost all 5 races.

After touting their 11 races, 11 wins accomplishment in 2020, I am pleasantly surprised.

Their "victory" party, now losers party, is at... Applebee's...

 

Fuck me..I'm dying...

 

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VA-02 was not a good result for Dems (flip) but indicates House leans R. Nothing shocking really 

I just flipped over to 58 YEAR OLD Martha MacCallum.  Jesus Christ she's hot as fuck for 58.

Steve Kornaki on MSNBC is an encyclopedia of useless election facts.

He must be autistic.

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Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Steve Kornaki on MSNBC is an encyclopedia of useless election facts.

He must be autistic.

He’s the best version of one of the Nates who ain’t named Nate 

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Their "victory" party, now losers party, is at... Applebee's...

 

Fuck me..I'm dying...

 

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Damn. That's an especially sad-ass looking Applebee's

Just now, Bojack said:

Damn. That's an especially sad-ass looking Applebee's

So...an Applebee's.

If GA goes to a runoff, how many more Herschel Walker abortions are we going to hear about?

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

If GA goes to a runoff, how many more Herschel Walker abortions are we going to hear about?

I'd like to see the B.A.N. documentary on this

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Steve Kornaki on MSNBC is an encyclopedia of useless election facts.

He must be autistic.

I'm diggin Steve Kornaki. He looks like a dude that does competitive Excel tournaments.

4 minutes ago, pacman said:

Their "victory" party, now losers party, is at... Applebee's...

 

Fuck me..I'm dying...

 

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Zimmerman is the fuck that has “teach abcs and 123s not lgbts and crts” on his signage. 

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