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So, the slickest politician of our generation has just said the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of a politician's mouth.

Bill Clinton " "I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will"  Holy cow, what was he thinking?

Bill Clinton is neither alt nor left and has few defenders on this board. I was expecting to see that meme with dreadlock chick thinking something stupid. 

7 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

So, the slickest politician of our generation has just said the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of a politician's mouth.

Bill Clinton " "I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will"  Holy cow, what was he thinking?

The last OG.

Bill Clinton is neither alt nor left and has few defenders on this board. I was expecting to see that meme with dreadlock chick thinking something stupid. 

Seriously. When I read this title, I thought “alt-Left” was going to refer to some kind of hilarious wacko leftist fringe equivalent to the alt-right (white supremacists, cosplay nazis, guys who accessorize with unloaded K guns, the pajamadeen, etc).
I open and this thread is about the former president that lives at the spiritual center of the Democratic party’s center-right corporatist faction?
Disappointing.
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Nah, this is just for general mockery of anything left of center.  Clinton came up with a doozy.

Just now, Ragnarok said:

Nah, this is just for general mockery of anything left of center.  Clinton came up with a doozy.

It's no grab 'em by the pussy.

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The against their will part pretty much trumps everything.  Apparently Clinton thought there was a time when that was ok.

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I can deal with left of center.  I can't deal with left of center-left.

10 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

The against their will part pretty much trumps everything.  Apparently Clinton thought there was a time when that was ok.

he's from the time of trump when grabbin em by the pussy was ok.

9 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

The against their will part pretty much trumps everything.  Apparently Clinton thought there was a time when that was ok.

So did Donald Trump. 

We haven't had a good swam thread in a while. Kudos Ragnarok for paying homage to the classics. 

3 minutes ago, longhornsftmfw said:

This is a joke thread, right?

No. Bill Clinton said something. There needs to be hand wringing and gnashing of teeth. Why do you hate the troops?

Fake news, by the way.

Here's the context:

"So, norms have changed. Do you think that’s a good thing?" Woodruff asked. 

"Well, in general, I think it’s a good thing, yes," Clinton replied. "I think it’s a good thing that we should all have higher standards. I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work."

I was thinking Bill is too seasoned a politician to say something that stupid - then I see bad teammate posted his entire quote. 

At a time when fox news posts pics of Eagles players kneeling in prayer and selling it like they're protesting the anthem, this is not surprising in the least. 

As a fiscal conservative I didn't have too much of an issue with Bill.  Bernie and the true Alt Left worry me.  

Anyways, that's a lot of words to say threadfail...

I’m all for legit alt left mockery, but this should be OP mockery. Horrible

Nah, this is just for general mockery of anything left of center.  Clinton came up with a doozy.


So...this is NOT the “alt left thread of mockery”?
I was thinking Bill is too seasoned a politician to say something that stupid - then I see bad teammate posted his entire quote. 
At a time when fox news posts pics of Eagles players kneeling in prayer and selling it like they're protesting the anthem, this is not surprising in the least. 
As a fiscal conservative I didn't have too much of an issue with Bill.  Bernie and the true Alt Left worry me.  
Anyways, that's a lot of words to say threadfail...


I never voted for him, but Bill is definitely on my presidents I would like to have dinner with short list.
32 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 


So...this is NOT the “alt left thread of mockery”?

 

More like the "make up imaginary shit about anything not "conservative" thread.

This is a joke thread, right?

Fraid not. This is pathetically real.

 

 

Go back to the safe space, Rag. The Hillary Clinton 2016 thread is more your speed.

Ain't gonna lie, at one point in life I would have knocked the bottom out of the dirty dreadlocked leftist meme chick. 

So this has turned into the Ragnarok thread of mockery?

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Lol that you guys think the full quote changes the meaning.  Adding the other 2 (how much you can crowd their space? WTF?) somehow makes the 1st part better.  Bill needs to shut up and go back to riding the Epstein express.  On 2nd thought, he needs to keep talking.

My problem with Bill was that he could have grabbed much better looking pussy than he did. I'd hope the most powerful man in the world could be banging supermodels the way the rest of us Surly Horns do.

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Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.

3 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.

That is some strange shit.

59 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So this has turned into the Ragnarok thread of mockery?

 

6 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.

Yes.

11 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 


I never voted for him, but Bill is definitely on my presidents I would like to have dinner with short list.

 

And maybe a cigar afterward, amirite?

Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.


So this is NOT the “alt left thread of mockery”?
12 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Fake news, by the way.

Here's the context:

"So, norms have changed. Do you think that’s a good thing?" Woodruff asked. 

"Well, in general, I think it’s a good thing, yes," Clinton replied. "I think it’s a good thing that we should all have higher standards. I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work."

Yeah I don’t think it sounds much better in context coming from him

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You know who also wear fake eyebrows?  Lizard people.  

At least he isn't plucking them off and then drawing them back on like Vic's cholas.

I wouldn't consider Maddow a "leftist" but lmao at this shit.

 

Amazing to think that there was a time when she was a respectable journalist.  I guess corporate media brings out the batshit in everyone.  

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

Maybe a handful of people on this board know the difference between libs and leftists.  

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

Which might explain why Slick Willy was awesome and beloved by almost an entire nation...except Ragnarok who is an idiot and probably 21 years old.

I love the Big Dog, but his views on women's rights have......not evolved.

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7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Maybe a handful of people on this board know the difference between libs and leftists.  

Elitist! Socialist communist!  Take your fascism and fuck off!  /s

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12 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

lol, putting Ginsberg and Breyer on the Supreme Court more than qualifies him. 

The crime bill, welfare reform, crowing over the fucking budget - Bill is a shitlib to his core.  

22 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

Listen: Ragnarok just needed this thread and its equivocation to feel better about himself. 

13 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Fake news, by the way.

Here's the context:

"So, norms have changed. Do you think that’s a good thing?" Woodruff asked. 

"Well, in general, I think it’s a good thing, yes," Clinton replied. "I think it’s a good thing that we should all have higher standards. I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work."

I actually think the full quote makes the partial quote worse. 

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