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Geez, even Jake Tapper sees it: Starting at 2:15. 

“Stunned,” Tapper said. “I’ve been amazed at how poorly he’s handled these questions. I mean, a lot of them you could have anticipated. The world has changed in just the last year.”...

“Boy, some of the answers have been just — you couldn’t — if you wanted to write the worst answer he could give – it is almost as if… That one he did today about whether or not you can grope people,” Tapper said.

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I think most of those folks are from Surly.

On 6/18/2018 at 9:24 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

well this thread fucking sucks.

It certainly didn't hit the ground running

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You are dead inside if you can't laugh at that skit. Even if you are woke.

16 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

You are dead inside if you can't laugh at that skit. Even if you are woke.

That was undoubtedly written, produced, and performed by liberal people.

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Yep, surprising. Can't usually laugh at themselves.

Alt-right: actual descriptor coined by actual white supremacist to describe his own racist movement, rightly mocked by most of the country

Alt-left: descriptor made up by idiots to fight back against people that mock the alt-right for utterly unfathomable and probably profoundly stupid reasons

Yep, makes sense Ragnarok would start this terrible thread. 

RNC 

Edited by SDG

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS? MY SWEET SWEET BARRON SAW THIS AND NOW HE WON'T COME OUT OF HIS ROOM AND HE WONT STOP CRYING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY SWEET ANGEL BARRON?

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Yes, there are vaginas you don't want to touch.....

 

Totally misleading thread title.  Should be the "Ragnorak self-parody/pwnage"  thread.

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Why post then? I'm sure you have important things to do, like going to your daily screaming vagina meeting.

Why post then? I'm sure you have important things to do, like going to your daily screaming vagina meeting.

Lol. You mad bro?
16 hours ago, Ragnarok said:

Yes, there are vaginas you don't want to touch.....

 

I have a new fetish

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

Alt-left is like, twitter tankies, not Bill Fucking Clinton. 

e: Also most of the women in the vagina yelling picture look like they'd be attractive when not actively making a rage-shout face.

Edited by Thermos H. Christ

28 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Alt-left is like, twitter tankies, not Bill Fucking Clinton. 

e: Also most of the women in the vagina yelling picture look like they'd be attractive when not actively making a rage-shout face.

In my head it's their O face.

7 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

In my head it's their O face.

do you also picture vagina dentata?

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do you also picture vagina dentata?

No. 

But I learned something new today.

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

No. 

But I learned something new today.

please tell me you've seen:

 

Somehow I missed that.  Thanks for filling me in.

 

 

With nightmare fuel.

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38 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Alt-left is like, twitter tankies, not Bill Fucking Clinton. 

e: Also most of the women in the vagina yelling picture look like they'd be attractive when not actively making a rage-shout face.

Somebody's got their beer googles on a bit early today. 

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Somehow I missed that.  Thanks for filling me in.

 

 

With nightmare fuel.

Yeah, it's great. Funny/scary.

I think this one would fit into that circle nicely.

1hl6nb.jpg

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I've read that's a dude.

I've read that Trump is a genius, but that don't necessarily make it so.  

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

I think this one would fit into that circle nicely.

1hl6nb.jpg

 

This she/ze type is why men go to protests.

5 minutes ago, zork said:

This she/ze type is why men go to protests.

edit:  Not that there is anything wrong with it. 

19 hours ago, Ragnarok said:

Yes, there are vaginas you don't want to touch.....

 

 

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4, 6, 1, 2, 5, 3

15 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I, for one, would be in favor of Kathy Griffin holding up to a camera the decapitated head of this thread.

Should say, "severed head," since it's the body that needs decapitation.

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