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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves

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hopefully these dumb mother fuckers eat each other alive. make no doubt about it, it's going to either be the MAGA Q Republican Party or no party at all. 

 

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  • Look at you, trying to pretend that your party has any fucking control over Trump. So adorable. Reap what you sow, motherfucker.

  • My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..   But seriously seeing that facade just gave

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So this is the SA and SS part of the simulation?  Who is Roehm?

The turtle is a genius and will be hard to replace 

8 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

So this is the SA and SS part of the simulation?  Who is Roehm?

Who's their fat, violent, closeted gay, Marjorie Taylor Greene? 

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1 minute ago, Gengs1 said:

The turtle is a genius and will be hard to replace 

 

deep, deep pockets 

Yeah.  So thanks to another poster I did a quick refresher on Citizens United vs. FEC.  Looking at now its pretty easy to see why McConnell gets everything he wants.  Corporate rule.

1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

So this is the SA and SS part of the simulation?  Who is Roehm?

Steve Bannon or Roger Stone.

Although I’m not counting out it being DeSantis.  Unless he loses today, he’s the biggest threat to Trump.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully these dumb mother fuckers eat each other alive. make no doubt about it, it's going to either be the MAGA Q Republican Party or no party at all. 

 

Let's give them all muskets and an open field.

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Steve Bannon or Roger Stone.

Although I’m not counting out it being DeSantis.  Unless he loses today, he’s the biggest threat to Trump.


please, they’re broke bitches compared to the old guard 

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1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

The turtle is a genius and will be hard to replace 

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully these dumb mother fuckers eat each other alive. make no doubt about it, it's going to either be the MAGA Q Republican Party or no party at all. 

 

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the civil war is over before it began. it'll be interesting to see if maga R's flock to desantis 

 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the civil war is over before it began. it'll be interesting to see if maga R's flock to desantis 

 

they won't

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is the question whether they will go to him OVER trump? because no fucking way. if trump isn't an option, then maybe

I’d prefer that trump get nominated by the GOP because you know come hell out high water, people will come out in droves to vote against him in 2024. 

Trump’s about to be put out to pasture. The era of Ronnie has begun. 

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1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

Trump’s about to be put out to pasture. The era of Ronnie has begun. 

Look at you, trying to pretend that your party has any fucking control over Trump. So adorable. Reap what you sow, motherfucker.

2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Trump’s about to be put out to pasture. The era of Ronnie has begun. 

Oh snap.  Ronnie.  This is absolutely the messaging from here on.  He's the Gipper reborn.

Seriously. There’s no putting trump out to pasture. He’s not done making money of these rubes and he’ll never go quietly. That would be admitting he’s a loser and no longer relevant. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Look at you, trying to pretend that your party has any fucking control over Trump. So adorable. Reap what you sow, motherfucker.

Follow the money. 

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4 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Trump’s about to be put out to pasture. The era of Ronnie has begun. 

Trump is going to call him Rhonda Bitchtits and his political career will be dead.

4 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Trump’s about to be put out to pasture. The era of Ronnie has begun. 

Oh my sweet summer child.

1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

Follow the money. 

No doubt the big money wants to--and has--gotten behind Ron the past two years. 

Now explain to me why Trump will care.

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Trump is going to call him Rhonda Bitchtits and his political career will be dead.

Trump is absolutely the goat at nicknames, so it’s possible. Still, he got absolutely kneecapped last night and he’ll never fully recover. 

2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Trump is absolutely the goat at nicknames, so it’s possible. Still, he got absolutely kneecapped last night and he’ll never fully recover. 

God you're dumb. Getting his ass kicked by a geriatric old man, losing a billion crazy ass lawsuits, unleashing Rudy on the courts, and sparking an insurrection didn't "kneecap" him. Some jackasses not named Trump losing won't have much lasting effect among his base. You morons are mad now, but MAGA will fall right back in line once he announces. You're in a cult for a reason.

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

No doubt the big money wants to--and has--gotten behind Ron the past two years. 

Now explain to me why Trump will care.

His feelings are irrelevant. Funding is the lifeblood of any campaign and the spigot has been turned off. 

2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

His feelings are irrelevant. Funding is the lifeblood of any campaign and the spigot has been turned off. 

You're right, man. I'm sure that the leopards aren't going to eat your face.

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

God you're dumb. Getting his ass kicked by a geriatric old man, losing a billion crazy ass lawsuits, unleashing Rudy on the courts, and sparking an insurrection didn't "kneecap" him. Some jackasses not named Trump losing won't have much lasting effect among his base. You morons are mad now, but MAGA will fall right back in line once he announces. You're in a cult for a reason.

I’m trying to be civil here, I don’t think the name calling is warranted. The stench of losing is a cologne that never wears off in politics. It’s the same reason Beto had zero chance. He also went up against Godfather Mitch, which is political suicide. 

13 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

His feelings are irrelevant. Funding is the lifeblood of any campaign and the spigot has been turned off. 

 

ronnie is dead also if dotaRD's magat minions fade back into their rural hellscapes. Whatever "charisma" DotArD had that brought them out of their trailer parks, the thumb doesn't have it.

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20 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I’m trying to be civil here, I don’t think the name calling is warranted. The stench of losing is a cologne that never wears off in politics. It’s the same reason Beto had zero chance. He also went up against Godfather Mitch, which is political suicide. 

You threw any chance at civility out the window with your disgusting views on gay/trans people in the DT, among other things. Fuck your own face, bitch.

8 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

You threw any chance at civility out the window with your disgusting views on gay/trans people in the DT, among other things. Fuck your own face, bitch.

What did I say that you found offensive? 

Ok, whose sock is Utex34? This is hilarious. 

Not a Sock, see a lying disingenuous troll posting, I neg it. You just make it so easy. 

1 minute ago, UnivTex34 said:

Not a Sock, see a lying disingenuous troll posting, I neg it. You just make it so easy. 

You’re lying, but I find it hilarious. Sad, but hilarious. 

Just now, Poe It Up said:

You’re lying, but I find it hilarious. Sad, but hilarious. 

What am I lying about? That I'm a sock? Plenty of folks have met me in real life on this site. That you are a disingenuous, lying troll? You have 1380 points of reference for that. 

If Trump is the GOAT at nicknames then I'm the best message board user ever.

11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If Trump is the GOAT at nicknames then I'm the best message board user ever.

You see, the person is fat, and he called them fat. Do you get it?

23 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

What am I lying about? That I'm a sock? Plenty of folks have met me in real life on this site. That you are a disingenuous, lying troll? You have 1380 points of reference for that. 

I don’t believe you, but fine. I’ll leave you to your weather tracking. 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Trump is going to call him Rhonda Bitchtits and his political career will be dead.

Bitchtits calling someone Bitchtits is rich.

13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You see, the person is fat, and he called them fat. Do you get it?

Isn't that just half this board anytime Sarah Huckabee Sanders' name gets brought up in any discussion or context? 

36 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If Trump is the GOAT at nicknames then I'm the best message board user ever.

The people who think Trump is the best at nicknames are morons who never matured past third grade.  

38 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If Trump is the GOAT at nicknames then I'm the best message board user ever.

If Macanudo's the best message board user ever, I'm U Thant. 

7 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

The people who think Trump is the best at nicknames are morons who never matured past third grade.  

You just described a lot of Surly.

24 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You just described a lot of Surly.

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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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