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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves

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  • Look at you, trying to pretend that your party has any fucking control over Trump. So adorable. Reap what you sow, motherfucker.

  • My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..   But seriously seeing that facade just gave

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So she doesn't have the votes. 

She basically just wants to go back and have them pick a new speaker more to her taste. And if the last time was any indication, there sure as shit aren't the votes for that. 

51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who’s not down for a good slap and tickle on a Friday?

 

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13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She basically just wants to go back and have them pick a new speaker more to her taste. And if the last time was any indication, there sure as shit aren't the votes for that. 

Yeah I meant she doesn’t have the votes for her preferred candidate yet. 

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Oh, the Dems voted it through? So it's a Dem bill?

https://justthenews.com/government/congress/hold-massive-spending-bill-passes-gop-led-house-more-democrat-votes-republicans

"The 1,012 page so-called "minibus" passed in the House with more votes from Democrats than Republicans. The final vote was 286-134 with 185 Democrats and 101 Republicans voting in favor of the measure."

That seems about as bipartisan as it can get. What a crock of shit headline.

 

Well technically Johnson keeps violating the Hastert rule that a bill that comes through a GOP majority should not have more Dem votes than GOP voters. It’s a dumb “rule”

31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So she doesn't have the votes. 

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15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well technically Johnson keeps violating the Hastert rule that a bill that comes through a GOP majority should not have more Dem votes than GOP voters. It’s a dumb “rule”

I thought the Hastert rule was get the kid drunk first.

The guy has to have two porn accountability methods. He definitely follows the other Hastert rule.

One is a rule. One is a system, like the DENNIS system 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who’s not down for a good slap and tickle on a Friday?

I had one this morning.  Twas lovely.

"She's a RINO" is trending on Twitter. Why? Because Lisa Murkowski demonstrated a very basic level of understanding of sanity, so the bots are rejecting her due to an insufficient level of batshittery.  A woman threatens to leave the GOP because its leader rapes women.  Keep shrinking that base, MAGA! 

 

 












 

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On 3/22/2024 at 11:24 AM, Js1 said:

So she doesn't have the votes. 

Counterpoint: she likely does not understand the rules. 

Dammit too slow

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  • 4 weeks later...

It was always strange to me how the Labour Party and left-wing movements in Europe and the U.S. turned their backs on Blair so abruptly.  Story for another thread, I suppose.  

But that statue, not that I can sculpt or am an art critic, looks like a mash-up of Martin Short and Sam Neil, not Tony Blair.  

And the bust on the far right of the table?  That's Blake Gideon looking at you across the way at a latenight Denny's.  

What's that?  ANOTHER leopard ate ANOTHER person's face?  

 

https://www.tortreform.com/press-release/tlr-statement-on-texas-scorecard-documentary/?fbclid=IwAR2W7qr9X3ZtiJ0qgAFAPwJsGXbQh62J9YNAqVioWpUOpq0wBzbeVC1mAHk_aem_AaCYmJ1kmb80BYJszZb0NfvPuLmspOL5ISIyOvtlxyHGlcjepSJkdtRnXCl9sIe9X6e5P3DWZhC93XSwOQo59o7Z

Summary: Texans for Lawsuit Reform, a shitty hardcore conservative group that has worked tirelessly for the principle that businesses should be accountable to no one, is in the crosshairs of "Texas Scorecard," a nutbar MAGA-type group that 1) how has outsized power in Texas because the Texas GQP is nutbar MAGA, and 2) put out a documentary very critical of TLR (presumably as "deep state Rinos" or somesuch).

The fascists always end up turning on each other.  They always do.

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Well, we do know that if there’s going to be a Republican Civil War, Donald Trump will give one hell of a Gettysburg Address.

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Well, we do know that if there’s going to be a Republican Civil War, Donald Trump will give one hell of a Gettysburg Address.

some are saying it's already the best address ever given.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

 

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Asking?

And only 5%?

58 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Well, we do know that if there’s going to be a Republican Civil War, Donald Trump will give one hell of a Gettysburg Address.

Not sure I buy this.  I envision more of an Andersonville pep talk .

"He's a super successful businessman. A billionaire who doesn't need money from anyone. That's what makes him special." - 2016

Now? "Um.... well he's not technically a convicted felon yet. Dotard 2024!" 

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22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And only 5%?


they keep 5% 😂😂😂😂

31 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And only 5%?

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“Any split that is higher than 5% will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations.”

Give more than your tribute cut to da boss and he'll like you more and maybe even do a campaign stop there (in between court dates).

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11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Give more than your tribute cut to da boss and he'll like you more and maybe even do a campaign stop there (in between court dates).


isn’t old greg abbott sitting on $75mil+ ?

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Wait a minute.  Does CLT_GOP (very clever) not understand that is word for word what he said over the weekend?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait a minute.  Does CLT_GOP (very clever) not understand that is word for word what he said over the weekend?

Is it the GQP?  Yes?  Then the answer is "no, they don't understand, because they are so very, very, very, very stupid."

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Gatti-Burg?

"What, it's just a little, bitty place...of my own, Lex."

Gatti-Burg?  

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

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The turn against One Eyed Dan has been a stellar part of this simulation for me 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


isn’t old greg abbott sitting on $75mil+ ?

Someone needs to do a Greg Abbott/Old Gregg mashup

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 You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

Someone needs to do a Greg Abbott/Old Gregg mashup

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 You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 

I'm a scaly man-fish.

Someone needs to do a Greg Abbott/Old Gregg mashup
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 You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 
I got a mangina!
16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

 

 

Nice campaign you got there. Would be a shame if it got burned down. 

 

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Gattiburg. Wow. 

Don’t eat the pizza uphill, me boys! 

10 minutes ago, troph said:

my newly discovered Q friend (former friend) says the 9 million military aged illegals (most released prisoners from Venezuela) are in their sleeper cells ready to attack on election day in November. is that the republican civil war? I'm confused.

I have it on good authority from a former President of the United States that those 9 million illegal aliens are lazy.

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


isn’t old greg abbott sitting on $75mil+ ?

I wouldn't say he's sit -- oh, wait. I guess he is. Carry on.

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16 hours ago, Underdog said:

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My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..

 

But seriously seeing that facade just gave me flashbacks.

So many missed opportunities… like the time the teen mom (who seemed SOOOO much older than me but was probably 17 or 18) that I worked with ‘thought I was cute’ and asked if I wanted to see her clit ring on our break.

Being a total and complete wiener I politely declined, likely having my voice crack in the process, and returned to operating the  VR rollercoaster

[Narrator] And it would be multiple years before he would have the chance to see a vagina in real life as DNAteen was not what you’d call a ‘ladies man’. Yes, his chubby nice guy persona was matched with Family Guy quotes and Simpson references. This was what we like to call the holy trinity of for late 90’s / early aught inexorable teenage celibacy.

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