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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves

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32 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I can't wait to see how McCarthy makes the right promises to get to 218 votes. 

You know that for every promise to get 1 person/group vote, he's going to piss off others. The GOP has so many members now that have grown up with zero tolerance for compromise that they will not be able to compromise with each other.

Good. They reap what they've sown.

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4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 The GOP has so many members now that have grown up with zero tolerance for compromise that they will not be able to compromise with each other.

Profoundly accurate.  Everything is a zero-sum game.  For the GOP to win, the democrats have to lose 100%.  Compromise is losing.

On 11/30/2022 at 9:47 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The GOP has so many members now that have grown up with zero tolerance for compromise that they will not be able to compromise with each other.

It's also different being the party out of power. It's not unusual to have some growing pains when transitioning from the "loyal opposition" to having control.

The problem is the GOP is so overrun with people who only have experience voting against whatever legislation the Democrats are trying to pass as well as political bomb-throwers who only exist to "own the libs". 

So the second point compounds the first. To make matters worse the GOP has people like Marjorie being in a position to whip votes for speaker - something she is completely unqualified to do. I mean, this is a woman whose only actions have been to propose votes to adjourn and to vote against everything. She hasn't even served on a committee. She's completely in over her head and is drowning. 

It's no wonder McCarthy is struggling so hard to get the votes and everyone in line. 

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

She's completely in over her head and is drowning. 

 

Promise?

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

two weeks?

It’s gonna be Frank Stallone, isn’t it?

Just now, hookemATL said:

It’s gonna be Frank Stallone, isn’t it?

JFK Jr

17 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Elon

This would not surprise me at all.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Season 9 Lol GIF by The Office

 

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

It’s gonna be Frank Stallone, isn’t it?

 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

JFK Jr

 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Newt 

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mike Lindell 

 

54 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Elon

 

DoTArd

 

 

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

It’s gonna be Frank Stallone, isn’t it?

You guessed it

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

DoTArd

 

 

This but actually this. President Trump will put forward as a candidate for Speaker of the House, which is why some Republicans are floating Henry Cuellar as a guy who could pull 15-20 votes and get to 218 on a bipartisan basis. 

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11 hours ago, The Dog said:

 She's completely in over her head and is drowning. 

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Promise?

 

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Self reflection isn't their strong suit.

Maybe they should adopt the Leopard/Face paradigm.

Party of Running Horrible Candidates who Lose shocked to learn their Horrible Candidates are Losing.  

On 12/1/2022 at 6:01 PM, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

????????

 

Cross posting from trump thread

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?

 

https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?

 

https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

Everyone should support this bill IF Mike Lee let’s people look at his web search history on his personal devices or company ones. Or just give the ID of the devices he uses to pornhub etc

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16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?

 

https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

Because freedom 

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?

 

https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

Because Mike Lee believes in the principle of state's rights (unless conservatives want to take away rights). 

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?

 

https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

Even Ted Cruz thinks this is a terrible idea. 

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?

 

https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

I wonder how many times he’ll jerk off while he decides how to codify what is obscenity and what isn’t.

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?
 
https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

Sweet! My vintage Oui magazine collection is gonna be worth a fortune.
1 minute ago, TexPx said:


Sweet! My vintage Oui magazine collection is gonna be worth a fortune.

I'm not going back to using the bra and lingerie section of Montgomery Wards catalogs!!!

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm not going back to using the bra and lingerie section of Montgomery Wards catalogs!!!

Everybody you’re welcome - catalogs going back to the 40s.

https://christmas.musetechnical.com

I personally like the 1963 Montgomery Wards Summer Catalog…a whole lot of Jackie Kennedy vibes and the swim suit section is nice as well…

https://christmas.musetechnical.com/ShowCatalog/1963-Montgomery-Ward-Spring-Summer-Catalog

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

why are Republicans such fucking assholes?

 

https://www.xbiz.com/news/270761/utah-republican-senator-mike-lee-introduces-bill-to-outlaw-all-porn-nationwide

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) this week introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), a bill that nominally aims to “establish a national definition of obscenity” but which would, in effect, outlaw all online sexual content nationwide.

conservatives think of nothing but sex all day

1 hour ago, TexPx said:


Sweet! My vintage Oui magazine collection is gonna be worth a fortune.

I still think about the one copy of Oui that I had that my grandmother took from me and then I found again on my grandfather's workbench. Good issue. Good, simpler times.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

wrong thread. this is not the lol thread

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3 hours ago, TexPx said:


Sweet! My vintage Oui magazine collection is gonna be worth a fortune.

 

black tail, nothing but big black butts !

 
black tail, nothing but big black butts !

I’m assuming growing up in the urbane confines of Wamba, TX is what led me to a more sophisticated porn palette.
On 12/16/2022 at 4:42 PM, crash_davis said:

I'm not going back to using the bra and lingerie section of Montgomery Wards catalogs!!!

Oh, Mr Silver Spoon, with the Monkey Wards catalog.

I made due with the pygmy women in the National Geographic...

On 12/16/2022 at 3:10 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Even Ted Cruz thinks this is a terrible idea. 


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Obligatory.

let them fight fighting GIF

So the trailer park queens are finally going to fight over who is more MAGA.

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On 12/17/2022 at 9:42 AM, crash_davis said:

I'm not going back to using the bra and lingerie section of Montgomery Wards catalogs!!!

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Lets Go Start GIF
 

 

i finally realized... she's got the same insipid canned cadence and rehearsed mannerisms when speaking as Ted Cruz. sleezy motivational speaker way of talking... you know they spend HOURS rehearsing, not an authentic bone in their body. so stupid and obvious and i literally laugh at those that fall for it. 

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