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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves

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  • Look at you, trying to pretend that your party has any fucking control over Trump. So adorable. Reap what you sow, motherfucker.

  • My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..   But seriously seeing that facade just gave

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Alabama GoP not support ronna 

Keep telling all Republicans you know that Mike Lindell is clearly the choice they want for the RNC chair. 

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12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Keep telling all Republicans you know that Mike Lindell is clearly the choice they want for the RNC chair. 

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I had a white trash, piece of shit vehicle sticker bingo in Claremore, OK a couple of days ago.

Pickup truck 
Rural Oklahoma 
Trump Sticker 
Biden sticker being pissed on 
SEC Team sticker. (surprisingly NOT aggie)

Dude spent more on that truck than his mobile home.


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14 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

I had a white trash, piece of shit vehicle sticker bingo in Claremore, OK a couple of days ago.

Pickup truck 
Rural Oklahoma 
Trump Sticker 
Biden sticker being pissed on 
SEC Team sticker. (surprisingly NOT aggie)

Dude spent more on that truck than his mobile home.


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No AR15 or random gun nut stickers. 6/10. 

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

No AR15 or random gun nut stickers. 6/10. 

In fairness, I never got a good look at his windshield.

18 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

I had a white trash, piece of shit vehicle sticker bingo in Claremore, OK a couple of days ago.

I have relatives who live east of Claremore, so it hits kind of close to their home.

On 1/13/2023 at 12:37 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

57 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

99-1 is some shameless shit.

"slick fundraising email".  "fraud".  whatever you like.

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

99-1 is some shameless shit.

 

Always Be Grifting !

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

99-1 is some shameless shit.

 

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Giving the 8 toed MAGA sycophants committee assignments is going to backfire tremendously. Ripping off the bandaid to expose a flesh eating virus is a bold strategy.

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Wait to see who will win and jump in the day before and endorse the sure winner. Rinse repeat.

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There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump [laughter] … Swear to God.” - Kevin McCarthy

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“No leaks, all right? This is how we know we’re a real family here … What’s said in the family stays in the family.” - Paul Ryan

Ryan and McCarthy both knew exactly who Trump is and who pulls his strings, but they covered up for him and protected him for years. They are traitorous pieces of shit whose names should never be mentioned without being followed by some form of the word traitor.

Fuck Paul Ryan. He had his chance and chose to betray his country and protect the assets of our #1 adversary. 

don't you dare burn a flag, but sure as shit come buy this stars and stripes banana hammock! these fucking people.

I think we have one of the coolest flag designs on the planet, but as a piece of clothing it looks terrible.

1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I think we have one of the coolest flag designs on the planet, but as a piece of clothing it looks terrible.

Also feels like it's violating the flag code in some way, but you have these idiots who make the thin blue line flags that is definitely flag desecration, and they don't care, because they get a special version of our flag.

Man, I gotta figure out a way to take these idiot's money before they all die of covid or diabetes. 

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I gotta figure out a way to take these idiot's money before they all die of covid or diabetes. 

Its not the figuring out a grift that's difficult - its seeing it through. Pick any household item - razor blades, coffee filters, dishwasher detergent, etc., and put the word "Patriot" in front of it, find a manufacturer oversees that can print the stars and stripes on the items, and sell them for 1000% markup. Buy a couple of ad spots on OAN and pepper Facebook with digital ads. Market them as "produced" or "originating from" the USA regardless of where they are manufactured. Retire early.

14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Its not the figuring out a grift that's difficult - its seeing it through. Pick any household item - razor blades, coffee filters, dishwasher detergent, etc., and put the word "Patriot" in front of it, find a manufacturer oversees that can print the stars and stripes on the items, and sell them for 1000% markup. Buy a couple of ad spots on OAN and pepper Facebook with digital ads. Market them as "produced" or "originating from" the USA regardless of where they are manufactured. Retire early.

Yep.  I wouldn't be able to sleep at night though.  It's a curse.

9 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I gotta figure out a way to take these idiot's money before they all die of covid or diabetes. 

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  I wouldn't be able to sleep at night though.  It's a curse.

Donate some of the proceeds to some LGBTQ organization(s), some of the proceeds to the Salvation Army, and the rest to the "Biff Tannen vacations wherever the fuck he wants to every year" fund.

Would that make you sleep better?

Dhillon should win in a walk if the Rs use their brains. She may end up no better than Ronna (inshallah) but not-Romney is a proven failure. Lindell has delusions of grandeur.

on another note:

 

18 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I think we have one of the coolest flag designs on the planet, but as a piece of clothing it looks terrible.

That’s debatable.

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Harmeet Dhillon? Sounds foreign. What happened to America First? Has anyone checked his birth certificate? 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Harmeet Dhillon? Sounds foreign. What happened to America First? Has anyone checked his birth certificate? 

Her 

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/11/harmeet-dhillon-rnc-00077583

Two supporters of Dhillon, who is challenging incumbent RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, told POLITICO that McDaniel allies have brought up Dhillon’s religious affiliation with them in recent weeks. One of the two said that a fellow RNC committee member, who is openly supporting McDaniel in the race, brought up concerns about Dhillon’s “Sikh faith” during a recent phone conversation. That person was granted anonymity to discuss the matter.

 

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Her 

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/11/harmeet-dhillon-rnc-00077583

Two supporters of Dhillon, who is challenging incumbent RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, told POLITICO that McDaniel allies have brought up Dhillon’s religious affiliation with them in recent weeks. One of the two said that a fellow RNC committee member, who is openly supporting McDaniel in the race, brought up concerns about Dhillon’s “Sikh faith” during a recent phone conversation. That person was granted anonymity to discuss the matter.

 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not down with the Sikhness?

booooooooo

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

FIGHT!  FIGHT!
 

 

I've never wished for an earthquake and tsunami before, but now seems like a good time to start.

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

I've never wished for an earthquake and tsunami before, but now seems like a good time to start.


multiple mass shooters would be celebrated 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

I've never wished for an earthquake and tsunami before, but now seems like a good time to start.

Really?  I pull for meteor strikes all. the. time.  Trump rallies, Cowboy churches, Proud Boy rallies, aggy games...

46 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Really?  I pull for meteor strikes all. the. time.  Trump rallies, Cowboy churches, Proud Boy rallies, aggy games...

Got to.

I'll add country music award shows, NFC championship game, and wherever Ted Cruz is this right now.

21 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Got to.

I'll add country music award shows, NFC championship game, and wherever Ted Cruz is this right now.

Also, Florida.  

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Really?  I pull for meteor strikes all. the. time. 

One missed South America by 22k miles the other night. Try harder.

Missed it by that much.” | 100 Classic TV Catchphrases That Will Stay in  Your Head Forever | Purple Clover

I don't know how Sikh faith fits into the GOP Christian cult, but hey, they also elect many closeted self-hating homosexuals, so who knows. 

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

FIGHT!  FIGHT!
 

 

For people who love to play to their constituents on how terrible California is, these fucks sure do come here a lot.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

For people who love to play to their constituents on how terrible California is, these fucks sure do come here a lot.

Shit, many of the alt-right grifters LIVE in California while telling all their listeners that it's a failed state.

46 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Shit, many of the alt-right grifters LIVE in California while telling all their listeners that it's a failed state.

Swimmin' pools, movie stars...

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

FIGHT!  FIGHT!
 

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