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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves

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  • Look at you, trying to pretend that your party has any fucking control over Trump. So adorable. Reap what you sow, motherfucker.

  • My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..   But seriously seeing that facade just gave

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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"People are sayin....."

"Only Trump can cheat on his wife with a porn star. Anyone else who does it is morally bankrupt." - QAnon, probably.

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Trump: "Melia, Moolan...whatever your name is. Here's another motherfucker to add to the list."

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

If Trump is the GOAT at nicknames then I'm the best message board user ever.

Trump's nicknames are usually brutally elementary, which is another reason aggy likes him.  They don't have to think too hard, there's no double entendre to find.  

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Fox picked a side, long ago ..

 

11 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Now explain to me why Trump will care.

You step out of the way and you get a pardon?

10 hours ago, MeerkatBong said:

Isn't that just half this board anytime Sarah Huckabee Sanders' name gets brought up in any discussion or context? 

You mean the Head Hog of Arkansas?

37 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

You mean the Head Hog of Arkansas?

I feel like that's just an innocent nickname when it comes rom a guy named Horn Dogg.

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

If a guy kept bragging in every stump speech how I kissed his ass, I probably wouldn't mention him either.  Actually I would,  but probably about what he could shove up it

11 hours ago, MeerkatBong said:

Isn't that just half this board anytime Sarah Huckabee Sanders' name gets brought up in any discussion or context? 


Yes, and it's funny because she's fat. 

On 11/9/2022 at 10:48 AM, MeerkatBong said:

Isn't that just half this board anytime Sarah Huckabee Sanders' name gets brought up in any discussion or context? 

I usually refer to her as a fat cunt. but thats not a nickname as much as a factual description

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The thing I am most interested to see along these lines is what happens in the brain of MAGATs and those who get their view of the bigger world from right-wing media.  Previously, there was at least a relatively consistent conservative alternative reality -- the mainstream is lying to you, Trump is the best ever, etc...  Now, there are two right-wing narratives getting pushed.  Trump and those solidly in his camp are going to tell the base that there was a red wave, and to the degree that it didn't happen, it was because the candidates were not MAGA enough.  Fox and everyone else on the right are going to be telling the base that there wasn't a red wave because Trump is a net negative politically and DeSantis is the future.  When presented with two conflicting realities from trusted sources, what's a MAGAT brain gonna do?

12 hours ago, MeerkatBong said:

I feel like that's just an innocent nickname when it comes rom a guy named Horn Dogg.

If you hit your bong hard enough, you’ll go hoggy with her too!

well we know Gaetz has picked his side:

 

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21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Outside of the rich.

People who vote Republican don't care about governance that makes their lives better. They're only going to vote for the person who is going to make someone else life worse.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

well we know Gaetz has picked his side:

 

Sure thing, McGroomer. 

16 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

 

Cartoon 'Sickos' Sticker

I loved the people who suggest that Kari Lake isn't actually a true believer, she is just saying whatever she must to get elected. 

No, this bitch is fucking crazy. 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

 

 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I loved the people who suggest that Kari Lake isn't actually a true believer, she is just saying whatever she must to get elected. 

No, this bitch is fucking crazy. 

Isn't Trump about due for a new wife?

6 hours ago, Goredho said:

The thing I am most interested to see along these lines is what happens in the brain of MAGATs and those who get their view of the bigger world from right-wing media.  Previously, there was at least a relatively consistent conservative alternative reality -- the mainstream is lying to you, Trump is the best ever, etc...  Now, there are two right-wing narratives getting pushed.  Trump and those solidly in his camp are going to tell the base that there was a red wave, and to the degree that it didn't happen, it was because the candidates were not MAGA enough.  Fox and everyone else on the right are going to be telling the base that there wasn't a red wave because Trump is a net negative politically and DeSantis is the future.  When presented with two conflicting realities from trusted sources, what's a MAGAT brain gonna do?

Hopefully stroke out.

What happened, did Kayleigh refuse to sleep with him now that he's not president? 

5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What happened, did Kayleigh refuse to sleep with him now that he's not president? 

It's probably related to her short comment during this:

He's that petty.

On 11/9/2022 at 10:19 AM, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Oh snap.  Ronnie.  This is absolutely the messaging from here on.  He's the Gipper reborn.

Let’s see him try to ride a horse. 

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If im desantis, I don’t even acknowledge trump. It’ll eat him alive 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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If im desantis, I don’t even acknowledge trump. It’ll eat him alive 

There is truth in that. I can’t wait for all of this to go down. 
 

I agree DeSantis is just going to grey rock him like one should do with any narcissist but his Trump dependence from 2017-2018 won’t be easy to run from. 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Isn't Trump about due for a new wife?

How good is Kari’s Eastern European accent?

20 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

You mean the Head Hog of Arkansas?

Can’t believe that fat lying cunt is going to be Governor. 

8 hours ago, Goredho said:

The thing I am most interested to see along these lines is what happens in the brain of MAGATs and those who get their view of the bigger world from right-wing media.  Previously, there was at least a relatively consistent conservative alternative reality -- the mainstream is lying to you, Trump is the best ever, etc...  Now, there are two right-wing narratives getting pushed.  Trump and those solidly in his camp are going to tell the base that there was a red wave, and to the degree that it didn't happen, it was because the candidates were not MAGA enough.  Fox and everyone else on the right are going to be telling the base that there wasn't a red wave because Trump is a net negative politically and DeSantis is the future.  When presented with two conflicting realities from trusted sources, what's a MAGAT brain gonna do?

Same as they’ve always done — believe whatever feels true. And that doesn’t exclude believing two contradictory things at the same time. 

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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If im desantis, I don’t even acknowledge trump. It’ll eat him alive 

I wouldn’t mind if everyone adopted that strategy. 

Same as they’ve always done — believe whatever feels true. And that doesn’t exclude believing two contradictory things at the same time. 
That's precisely correct. It really comes down to feelings, old platitudes and contorted jibberish.
I wouldn’t mind if everyone adopted that strategy. 
A concerted campaign of "Trump who? He never even set his own policies or had any ideas; he drank diet cokes and golfed while real Republicans ran things." WOULD Enrage that fat fuck into scorch earthed glory.

Just systematically publish who came up with what policy, slogan etc and watch them self cannibalize.
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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Isn't Trump about due for a new wife?

 

his wife dealer is dead 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

his wife dealer is dead 

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8 hours ago, Goredho said:

The thing I am most interested to see along these lines is what happens in the brain of MAGATs and those who get their view of the bigger world from right-wing media.  Previously, there was at least a relatively consistent conservative alternative reality -- the mainstream is lying to you, Trump is the best ever, etc...  Now, there are two right-wing narratives getting pushed.  Trump and those solidly in his camp are going to tell the base that there was a red wave, and to the degree that it didn't happen, it was because the candidates were not MAGA enough.  Fox and everyone else on the right are going to be telling the base that there wasn't a red wave because Trump is a net negative politically and DeSantis is the future.  When presented with two conflicting realities from trusted sources, what's a MAGAT brain gonna do?

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Michelle Tafoya. Hahaha

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

ohh, really ??

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46 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Can’t believe that fat lying cunt is going to be Governor. 

I don't know if I'd call Abbott fat.  Wait a minute...

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