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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves

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I'm here for when they all completely about face after he announces.  

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I'm here for when they all completely about face after he announces.  

For the second time.

I hope both of these motherfuckers tear each other apart. But I’ll only truly enjoy it if one ends up independent and it splits the morons of this country in half. 

57 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm here for when they all completely about face after he announces.  

Next Tuesday apparently - can’t find the tweet now (not that it matters that platform might be dead by then)

MAGA is dead. Trump will fade bigly and at the same he will be pummeled in the courtand no one will care. Republicans will give the appearance they transitioned to human beings. 

20 minutes ago, Roger Kint said:

MAGA is dead. Trump will fade bigly and at the same he will be pummeled in the courtand no one will care. Republicans will give the appearance they transitioned to human beings. 

That would require admitting that they were duped and conned by someone who doesn't give the slightest of fucks about the future of the party or the country.

Never. Going. To. Happen.

The cultists are going to ride or die with Trump. They're too committed at this point.

4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

 

WTF does this even mean?

 

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

That would require admitting that they were duped and conned by someone who doesn't give the slightest of fucks about the future of the party or the country.

Never. Going. To. Happen.

The cultists are going to ride or die with Trump. They're too committed at this point.

If they really do distance, it will be quick and painless (DOTARD might make some noise) and they'll act stupid on any tying into Trump. In time, it will be yesterday's news -- just like Uvalde.

4 hours ago, Roger Kint said:

MAGA is dead. Trump will fade bigly and at the same he will be pummeled in the courtand no one will care. Republicans will give the appearance they transitioned to human beings. 

Trumps base is too stupid and loyal for that. For many of trumps base,  he’s the candidate they’ve been waiting all their lives for. These morons bitch about gas prices, but drive all around the country to go to all of his rallies like it’s some kind of legendary Woodstock event or something.

The bottom of the barrel loves Trump and always will. These people never voted or cared about politics before Trump and will stop caring after he’s gone. Every racist, nazi, confederate, low life, scumbag, LGBTQ hater, white supremacist can’t wait to vote for this guy and they will crawl over broken glass to do it 100 times over.  It really is some kind of demented cult.

As much as I hate the guy, he has some kind of hitler like charisma when he speaks that just makes the weak minded and the trashy want to follow him. It can’t be replicated by any other GOP candidate.

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

That would require admitting that they were duped and conned by someone who doesn't give the slightest of fucks about the future of the party or the country.

Never. Going. To. Happen.

The cultists are going to ride or die with Trump. They're too committed at this point.

And Trump is always welcome on Fox News and all the Republican tv channels.  This guy isn’t going away.

6 hours ago, Constant said:

I hope both of these motherfuckers tear each other apart. But I’ll only truly enjoy it if one ends up independent and it splits the morons of this country in half. 

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Anyone who thinks the GOP can actually easily dump Trump by the wayside is a moron. Trump has blackmail dirt on most of them and is never going to go away quietly. They have nothing to offer him, because he doesn't give a fuck about the party if he's not on top.

9 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who thinks the GOP can actually easily dump Trump by the wayside is a moron. Trump has blackmail dirt on most of them and is never going to go away quietly. They have nothing to offer him, because he doesn't give a fuck about the party if he's not on top.

Exactly.  Trump is going to make decisions based on how it benefits him and the GOP realizes that means raising money as an Independent/third party if he isn’t kowtowed to at least a little.  This is a trial balloon to try to leave Trump in the dust.  Let’s see what happens when McConnell, Kemp, and DeSantis politely ask him not to stump for Walker in Georgia.  

14 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who thinks the GOP can actually easily dump Trump by the wayside is a moron. 

Anyone may actually include the GOP.

14 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Trump has blackmail dirt on most of them and is never going to go away quietly.

Does he really, though?

 

15 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

They have nothing to offer him, because he doesn't give a fuck about the party if he's not on top.

True as far as it goes.  But, like Herschel, I think he does benefit from R "coattails."  That is, he needs more than his base to obtain even an electoral majority and those votes are probably coming from "yellow dog Rs."

22 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who thinks the GOP can actually easily dump Trump by the wayside is a moron. Trump has blackmail dirt on most of them and is never going to go away quietly. They have nothing to offer him, because he doesn't give a fuck about the party if he's not on top.

Perhaps they have the ability to shield the Trump family from prosecution, guarantee presidential pardons, etc... if he plays nice and gets his army to vote DeSantis. The question is whether anybody can pound the truth into his smooth brain that nothing will drive more votes to the democrats than Trump at the top of the GQP ticket. 

Of course, control of congress plays a part in that, and his cadre of political freaks is fucking that angle up by losing everywhere. 

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11 hours ago, chainsaw said:

 

 

19 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nothing should shock me with him anymore, but this first sentence is jaw-dropping.
 

The GOAT of nicknames according to @Poe It Up

The thing with the pardon though is that it requires trump to perform his part of the deal before receiving it, and there’s no guarantee that desantis will win and even be able to pardon him. 
trump doesn’t work like that. You give him your part of the deal, then he decides if and to what degree he does his part. 
he would be wary of being screwed, because that’s what he would do.

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25 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Perhaps they have the ability to shield the Trump family from prosecution, guarantee presidential pardons, etc... if he plays nice and gets his army to vote DeSantis. The question is whether anybody can pound the truth into his smooth brain that nothing will drive more votes to the democrats than Trump at the top of the GQP ticket. 

Of course, control of congress plays a part in that, and his cadre of political freaks is fucking that angle up by losing everywhere. 

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Yep, a sane person could do a risk analysis in about 5 seconds to come back with, “Who do you want me to bend the knee to?”  But this is Donald Trump we’re talking about.  His narcissist’s brain is tripping on his own bullshit — that he’s God’s chosen savior sent to protect America from the forces of evil.

In a stupefying both sides flip-flop, I think we’ll have mainstream republicans trying to help accelerate investigations so the DOJ makes him go away, while Dems try to slow down and perpetuate investigations because they want to run against him and his MAGA cronies.

32 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nothing should shock me with him anymore, but this first sentence is jaw-dropping.
 

He's racist towards the Chinese, just like me /Trumptards everywhere

10 hours ago, Roger Kint said:

MAGA is dead. Trump will fade bigly and at the same he will be pummeled in the courtand no one will care. Republicans will give the appearance they transitioned to human beings. 

They’ll want someone that can win, that’s really all that matters in the end. 

8 minutes ago, Bojack said:

The GOAT of nicknames according to @Poe It Up

Twitter really isn’t his forte. The poor guy hasn’t figured that out yet. 

28 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

 

oh yeah the replies are hilarious. the guy's what in his 60s and he thinks it's an own to imply that the guy's attractive wife surely must be cheating on him

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

oh yeah the replies are hilarious. the guy's what in his 60s and he thinks it's an own to imply that the guy's attractive wife surely must be cheating on him

Imagine cheating on him and he finds you in bed with his wife, dude could probably strangle you with one hand while enjoying a cup of hot tea with the other.

I know the Rs love to project cucks because they are ones but it’s sort of funny 

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1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nothing should shock me with him anymore, but this first sentence is jaw-dropping.
 

 No, Donny, it sounds more like the name of your lover, the murderous dictator from North Korea.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does he really, though?

You think the guy who has a well documented history of extortion and blackmail, who then was in charge of the greatest intelligence-gathering apparatus in the history of the world for four years, and who stole shitloads of classified documents, doesn't have a bunch of dirt on people whose loyalty he has constantly been paranoid about?

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

The GOAT of nicknames according to @Poe It Up

We're seriously going to have to help him out with them now, aren't we?

43 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Imagine cheating on him and he finds you in bed with his wife, dude could probably strangle you with one hand while enjoying a cup of hot tea with the other.

I know the Rs love to project cucks because they are ones but it’s sort of funny 

Forgot about the hypnosis stuff

 

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who thinks the GOP can actually easily dump Trump by the wayside is a moron. Trump has blackmail dirt on most of them and is never going to go away quietly. They have nothing to offer him, because he doesn't give a fuck about the party if he's not on top.

It’s beautiful. He is a lead weight sinking the party, but they can’t cut the rope because they spent too much on it. 

8 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who thinks the GOP can actually easily dump Trump by the wayside is a moron. Trump has blackmail dirt on most of them and is never going to go away quietly. They have nothing to offer him, because he doesn't give a fuck about the party if he's not on top.

He's a cancer.  Got to kill him to survive but it may end up killing the party.  Even after Tuesday's shit show I saw some moron flying a Trump flag on his truck this morning on the way in to work.  Some people dgaf.  

52 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

Even after Tuesday's shit show I saw some moron flying a Trump flag on his truck this morning on the way in to work, bottom lip stuck out Skoal Brother style over the goatee, humming through his nose and nodding as "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, I'm wanted (waaaanted) Dead or Alive" wafted out of the speakers.   

fif Merica

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

gus sorola omg GIF by Rooster Teeth

Devil's got that girl's soul.

 

29 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Devil's got that girl's soul.

Because she sold it to advance her career. 

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Is Ann Coulter going to fuck around and make me like her?

What's that you say? Immediately after sending that tweet, she fed two puppies to the Filipino boy that she has locked in her basement?

Ah well, nevertheless.

It would be great for DeSantis to send Florida National Guard to fuck with Mar-A-Lago

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is Ann Coulter going to fuck around and make me like her?

Remember she said that Trump’s lying all the time is part of his charm. Also, when he agreed to a deal to extend the debt ceiling without getting money to build a border wall, she was one of the pundits who chastised him and got him to go back on the deal and shut down the government for five weeks instead. Over the holidays.

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Member that scene in Lord of the Rings where all the orcs start fighting each other? Yeah. I member.

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