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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves

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6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is Ann Coulter going to fuck around and make me like her?

What's that you say? Immediately after sending that tweet, she fed two puppies to the Filipino boy that she has locked in her basement?

Ah well, nevertheless.

Yes AND yet This woman is still a garbage person.
 

But Robin from How I met your mother playing her in the FX series about the Clinton / Monica scandal …..

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Am I messed up? This seems messed up.

Nevertheless.

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  • Look at you, trying to pretend that your party has any fucking control over Trump. So adorable. Reap what you sow, motherfucker.

  • My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..   But seriously seeing that facade just gave

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Guys this was the final straw for Dilbert

 

Maybe we finally get to see how much control Turtle actually has over the Republicans in the Senate.

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Hah I never knew Desantis was that short. Little man syndrome explains some things.
Just now, gmr548 said:


Hah I never knew Desantis was that short. Little man syndrome explains some things.

I can talk shit because I'd make the cut, but fucking barely. 😆 

I need more, MORE!

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Interesting that money to Alaska is a common talking point.  Who is distributing this?

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe we finally get to see how much control Turtle actually has over the Republicans in the Senate.

Republican super majority from 2016 to 2018, with little to show for it, wasn't enough to convince you that Turtle is a limp dick?

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Is Ann Coulter going to fuck around and make me like her?

What's that you say? Immediately after sending that tweet, she fed two puppies to the Filipino boy that she has locked in her basement?

Ah well, nevertheless.

She has been hating on Trump for a while now, since before the 2020 election.

 

I see a chance for real unity here. If these freedom hating butt babies could all just get together in one unventilated room, I bet they could work out all these issues and restore the pride and power of the GOP. 

OH DONT MIND ME, I’m just hooking this  hose up to the air ducts and piping in some Zyclon-B to instantly improve society. 

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Interesting that money to Alaska is a common talking point.  Who is distributing this?

They assume all republicans hate murkowski for saving Obamacare. They assume all republicans want tsibaka to beat her. They will be shocked again when Murkowski wins.

"Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican."

               - Ronald Reagan

 

The rats are now tearing themselves up. Guarantee that the majority of the GOP is hoping that Trump dies soon. That is their only out from this scenario.

If George Soros was 1/100000th the villain the fucktards think he is, he’d be funding the shit out of purple-state MAGAts right now.

Aside: I was recently told the only reason any Harris County Dem judicial candidate wins is GS money, and he controls their decisions. This from a normal-seeming lawyer in the area. 

On 11/11/2022 at 1:13 AM, Voldemort86 said:

And Trump is always welcome on Fox News and all the Republican tv channels.  This guy isn’t going away.


I disagree with this. He's outlived his usefulness to them.  Trump fatigue is real.

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

"Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican."

               - Ronald Reagan

 

The rats are now tearing themselves up. Guarantee that the majority of the GOP is hoping that Trump dies soon. That is their only out from this scenario.

I’m hoping he lives until mid 2024 now. The GOP made a deal with the devil and now it’s time to pay up.

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I disagree with this. He's outlived his usefulness to them.  Trump fatigue is real.

Fox would come running back to trump in a minute. They have no problem contradicting themselves within a single week if not a single episode.

Trumps base loves Fox News, especially while Trump is on it. Massive ratings.

25 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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On 11/10/2022 at 4:11 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Isn't Trump about due for a new wife?

Not a big leap from election denial to erection denial 

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On 11/11/2022 at 5:39 PM, aggie08 said:

Is Ann Coulter going to fuck around and make me like her?

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41 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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E Pluribus Awesome?  Really?  They are all 6 year olds.

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

E Pluribus Awesome?  Really?  They are all 6 year olds.

Coulter has zero philosophical interest or belief in the right/GOP.   She is in it for the grift.  Always has been, and has made a fortune off of those idiots for years. 

I know a lot of Trumpy people growing up in Victoria and all along the gulf coast. Every one of them is “fuck Russia and has no problem with Ukraine. Would be nice to see DeSantis be the Republican who vocally supports Ukraine and causes the wedge issue.

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Coulter has zero philosophical interest or belief in the right/GOP.   She is in it for the grift.  Always has been, and has made a fortune off of those idiots for years. 

You know what gets her going?

Dyno-mite!!!

I couldn't come up with a good Jimmie Walker joke, and I don't even know if they are banging or just friends.

 

9 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I approve McConnell spending $9M to help murkowski retain her seat. I’m assuming she wins when they run the ranked choice round  2.

 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

All your electrons are belong to us. NO ELECTRONS FOR YOU!

As Dr. Iverson always asked: “where are the electrons?”

Make’em S our D’s and F our P’s. Or something. 

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On 11/11/2022 at 10:19 PM, pacman said:

Republican super majority from 2016 to 2018, with little to show for it, wasn't enough to convince you that Turtle is a limp dick?

Have you checked out the Supreme Court lately?

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Have you checked out the Supreme Court lately?

I make a point to try not to think about it

20 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

George Bush was busy making bad paintings and flirting with Michelle Obama.

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

E Pluribus Awesome?  Really?  They are all 6 year olds.

And opportunists and grifters. If/when Trump wins the nomination, Ann will support him again if she thinks she can profit from it. 

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