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On 2/22/2020 at 10:08 AM, The People’s Elbow said:

Dr. Beeper

That would explain a lot.  What ever did happen to SkipperJ though?  I mean, he's alive in real life...right?  

#653

Yes, he's alive. He's jortsing his way through Disney World in his Arsenal jersey on his way to Taylor Swift's next concert. 

#656

I find it shocking--shocking--that someone who shows up and is nothing but nice and cordial gets banned in less than 48 hours

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#661
2 hours ago, Armin Tamzarian said:

I find it shocking--shocking--that someone who shows up and is nothing but nice and cordial gets banned in less than 48 hours

Yeah and you came out of nowhere to start posting similar randomness.  And your avatar also ya a red animal dick on it.  Sock laundry?  Chrispy____?  BadMofo?  Hitby?

#667

Suicide by cop is much more entertaining when someone actually gives a shit.

#669
9 hours ago, Armin Tamzarian said:

Bunch of fucking snowflakes around here these days

No you’re just not funny 

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#671

I skimmed the thread pretty quickly and didn't see any description that rang a bell, but a long time ago on ToS when I was a lurker there was a member who owned a very large Rottweiller and he would post the most adorable pics of his dog. I love that awesome thread, really brightened my day when I was sick and undergoing treatment but I haven't noticed his pup on there. Since there was quite a bit of time between when I lurked, the old Shag turned into a dumpster fire and I discovered Surly I never knew what happened.

People come and go on the internet, but this poster came to mind because I think he lived in Detroit and they've been hit pretty hard by the virus. I hope he and his loved ones are okay. Don't remember much about him, other than what I've written above, but it's funny what sticks in our memory when we're undergoing a low point in our lives and what makes it resurface.

#672
2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I skimmed the thread pretty quickly and didn't see any description that rang a bell, but a long time ago on ToS when I was a lurker there was a member who owned a very large Rottweiller and he would post the most adorable pics of his dog. I love that awesome thread, really brightened my day when I was sick and undergoing treatment but I haven't noticed his pup on there. Since there was quite a bit of time between when I lurked, the old Shag turned into a dumpster fire and I discovered Surly I never knew what happened.

People come and go on the internet, but this poster came to mind because I think he lived in Detroit and they've been hit pretty hard by the virus. I hope he and his loved ones are okay. Don't remember much about him, other than what I've written above, but it's funny what sticks in our memory when we're undergoing a low point in our lives and what makes it resurface.

That was Juicy. He got doxxed. He didn't talk about it much though. 

#673

That must have been Juicy. Did you ever hear the story of how he was doxxed?

#676
5 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Man that guy's dog is awesome but otherwise he's a total cunt.

He did post pics of some quality ass though

#678
4 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He did post pics of some quality ass though

Oh Lordy, I had forgotten about that. Didn't he pick up girls at the park while out with his dog? I can see why the girls wouldn't stick in my memory like they would you all, but once you posted his name, I'm pretty sure that was the same person. I was mostly viewing the Dog thread, the picture thread, and stuff to keep current on Texas news back then so any pics of wimmenz  and the other shennagins you all were talking about I just passed over. Thanks again for the update.

 

 

#679

got rep this AM from Juicy  for comment on Bill Laimbeer in the white boy basketball thread.

He was a 100% Michigan loving fuck.  Maybe he still lives.

#680
7 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I skimmed the thread pretty quickly and didn't see any description that rang a bell, but a long time ago on ToS when I was a lurker there was a member who owned a very large Rottweiller and he would post the most adorable pics of his dog. I love that awesome thread, really brightened my day when I was sick and undergoing treatment but I haven't noticed his pup on there. Since there was quite a bit of time between when I lurked, the old Shag turned into a dumpster fire and I discovered Surly I never knew what happened.

People come and go on the internet, but this poster came to mind because I think he lived in Detroit and they've been hit pretty hard by the virus. I hope he and his loved ones are okay. Don't remember much about him, other than what I've written above, but it's funny what sticks in our memory when we're undergoing a low point in our lives and what makes it resurface.

hey Mrs Wiggins, I got a very large Rottweiler for ya

#681
Huh. Juicy fondly remembered. Bizarro world. 
Whats next Rocko and txtow fondly remembered too?

We can all agree that nobody liked Rex, right?

Or the Derel.
#683
58 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Absolutely obsessed. 

Exactly the sort of thing Rex would say. 

#685
On 4/6/2020 at 8:03 AM, NorthLoop said:

That was Juicy. He got doxxed. He didn't talk about it much though. 

Juicy may have had a cool dog, but he sucked dick for quarters and was a terrible poster. 

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#691
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Did he post anymore after ChiTownDoc ripped into him?

Don’t think so. His last post was mid to late April with 15 negs or something like that. 

#692
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Don’t think so. His last post was mid to late April with 15 negs or something like that. 

he'd have more luck discussing recruiting on Texags 

#693
3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Don’t think so. His last post was mid to late April with 15 negs or something like that. 

He always was an obnoxiously verbose giant pussy. Can dish it but can't take it. 

Edited by Wanker Bob

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#694

Did Escriva make it to this board? Motherfucker annoyed the shit out of me with his disingenuous economist bullshit.

#698
6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Thats no 86 corvette

Maybe it got Repo'd.  Probably not since he was such a baller with that Vette and all.

#700
On 6/2/2020 at 9:49 PM, NorthLoop said:

GotThatFire is mini baller right? Aka spit that blood?

Hmm. Throw out some South Africa bait and see if she bites. Like toss out tons of lines about Apartheid. 

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