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44 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I'll be at Epcot in two weeks. I'll get to the bottom of this.


Start with your tram drivers, if they’ve been there a few years, it should work.

Although I’m afraid for the outcome, certainly a Schrödinger’s cat situation.  

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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

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If I haven't posted anything by October 18th, send a Surly posse to Orlando.

On 9/24/2024 at 7:02 PM, deft said:

Yeah, if you consider the same 10 aggy gifs over and over again to be entertaining.

He definitely carved out a niche for himself here.

I don't even know what we did to turn the website into a shithole that he's referencing. 

We started posting endless photoshops of a passed out Jesus-looking dude.
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I don't even know what we did to turn the website into a shithole that he's referencing. 

To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.
On 9/24/2024 at 11:03 AM, bolverk said:

Didn't he post some pics from when he was in the hospital over cardiac concerns a few years ago?

I don’t specifically remember that, but he did post about health issues over the years/sites. I think he was on campus in the 1970s.

Pretty crazy on here, but I think just liked to have fun. Posted across the sites with a couple of handles over they years, Phlegm being the primary. 

I never really understood what happened to champkind?  

He got surly people to invest in a failed restaurant?  Did he intentionally fuck people, or did it just not work out?    He was a pretty solid poster for the most part.  Gave me a lot of good smoking advice. 

36 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I never really understood what happened to champkind?  

He got surly people to invest in a failed restaurant?  Did he intentionally fuck people, or did it just not work out?    He was a pretty solid poster for the most part.  Gave me a lot of good smoking advice. 

I have no inside knowledge but I have seen posts littered around here that insinuate that there was financial fuckery.  

16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I never really understood what happened to champkind?  

He got surly people to invest in a failed restaurant?  Did he intentionally fuck people, or did it just not work out?    He was a pretty solid poster for the most part.  Gave me a lot of good smoking advice. 

Lives in NM now

On 9/26/2024 at 2:22 PM, smuggs said:

If I haven't posted anything by October 18th, send a Surly posse to Orlando.

It'll be like Apocalypse Now, as we search for you on Pirates of the Caribbean. Somebody will get off the boat and run into an animatronic tiger. Mr. Phlegm will be Kurtz, you will be the jabbering hippy sidekick.

15 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

It'll be like Apocalypse Now, as we search for you on Pirates of the Caribbean. Somebody will get off the boat and run into an animatronic tiger. Mr. Phlegm will be Kurtz, you will be the jabbering hippy sidekick.

I love Pirates but a Disney "imagineered" Apocalypse Now log flume sounds fucking awesome.

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

Holy shit

Was he the guy that was so great at photoshops? 

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Was perusing the “Tell me about Tx A&M” thread, and came here to see what became of Randolph Duke?  I thought I remembered him posting that he’d been away for a while, maybe for medical issues, but had kept up with the boards, then nothing.  Or am I asking a question that is long since answered?

On 10/15/2024 at 7:49 PM, CycleTex87 said:

Was perusing the “Tell me about Tx A&M” thread, and came here to see what became of Randolph Duke?  I thought I remembered him posting that he’d been away for a while, maybe for medical issues, but had kept up with the boards, then nothing.  Or am I asking a question that is long since answered?

immamac announced he was imposing a word limit on posts.  Haven't heard from Randolph Duke since.

22 hours ago, South Austin said:

immamac announced he was imposing a word limit on posts.  Haven't heard from Randolph Duke since.

So YGIFS is actually still alive?

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2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

You think VAPA ever found any peace in his life?

I wonder about TTom too. 

On 9/24/2024 at 7:02 PM, deft said:

Yeah, if you consider the same 10 aggy gifs over and over again to be entertaining.

Poodle.

On 12/22/2024 at 1:58 PM, BottleRocket said:

How about Ha Ha Sport Fans dude?

frogstyle 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

How did you guys figure out iceman was slorch?   There was an iceman at OB.  Actual diamond dealer though

i miss crayon

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

How did you guys figure out iceman was slorch?   There was an iceman at OB.  Actual diamond dealer though

Iceman gave pos rep to any post where Slorch was given neg rep.

6 hours ago, Celery Man said:

i miss crayon

Holy shit...I hadn't thought about that name in a long long time.  I wonder what happened to him.  I also think about "TJ whosurmomma" or whatever it was and what happened to him.  I don't think either of them even made it Shaggyhorns. 

He's still around but you really have to pay attention or throw up the JT bat signal.

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Holy shit...I hadn't thought about that name in a long long time.  I wonder what happened to him.  I also think about "TJ whosurmomma" or whatever it was and what happened to him.  I don't think either of them even made it Shaggyhorns. 

TJ lost it. Turned in his wings. 

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

TJ lost it. Turned in his wings. 

He always did the game threads, IIRC. 

10 hours ago, Hate said:

He's still around but you really have to pay attention or throw up the JT bat signal.

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On 12/27/2024 at 8:47 PM, Hate said:

Holy shit...I hadn't thought about that name in a long long time.  I wonder what happened to him.  I also think about "TJ whosurmomma" or whatever it was and what happened to him.  I don't think either of them even made it Shaggyhorns. 

When you hit a certain age the whole cover band thing loses its luster.

On 12/21/2024 at 7:16 AM, PilotsError said:

You think VAPA ever found any peace in his life?

 

On 12/21/2024 at 9:03 PM, TwiceHorn said:

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But to be fair, no one is going to stand in the way of his Constitutional right to be an annoying asshole. *
 

(* in my opinion. But then, he sure showed that judgin’ lady and the other two guys in the fifth circuit what was what.   And he gave us all great joy with that Hitler video celebrating his win, so it is a conflicted opinion)

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17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What happened to @Neonmoon?  Looks like he dropped off towards end of September.

Did you lose your one and only? 

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

Did you lose your one and only? 

No, your mom showed up to provide services as requested.

11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

No, your mom showed up to provide services as requested.

You make me think of two young lovers running wild and free.

11 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

He got a table for two way in the back where he sits alone and thinks of losing the surl.

There’s always room here for the lonely.

On 1/24/2025 at 12:58 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

What happened to @Neonmoon?  Looks like he dropped off towards end of September. 

Y'all pissed him off in July. 

On 7/14/2024 at 3:26 PM, Neonmoon said:

This website is full of the weirdest people 

On 7/15/2024 at 10:07 AM, Neonmoon said:

I'm out 

Didn't he have a "Brick Top" avatar?

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