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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

  • IP Check confirmed. 

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59 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Dummy Feeling Dumb GIF

 self doxxing is allowed. 

Just now, scramblyn said:

 self doxxing is allowed. 

Sure I just need someone to explain to me how asking someone if they used to post under another handle is doxxing

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Sure I just need someone to explain to me how asking someone if they used to post under another handle is doxxing

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Who was the trust fund baby with a complete lack of self awareness regarding his privileged upbringing and thus unreasonably biased towards most political positions that weren’t very conservative?

14 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Kind of. Isn’t Sack’s identity common knowledge? If not it takes about 30 secs on the googles to confirm just based on shit he has divulged over the years

What did you google?  "racist, sociopathic UT grad deacon self-important silver spoon"? 

58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What did you google?  "racist, sociopathic UT grad deacon self-important silver spoon"? 

that’s unnecessary 

17 hours ago, futureman said:

that’s unnecessary 

What did you google?  "racist, sociopathic UT grad deacon self-important silver spoon who sniffs his own farts for a living?

better?

there are/have been so many posters here throughout the years who are reviled by the masses, and yet i know nothing about them because of how infrequently i post on the politics and football forums. i post more in cloak room now (thanks obama), so maybe ill start to encounter some of these people, but whenever i see scores of people in here talking about how terrible someone is, theres a 20% chance its rex, and an 80% chance its someone like this johnny sack guy who i don't recall encountering before.

10 minutes ago, Derka said:

there are/have been so many posters here throughout the years who are reviled by the masses, and yet i know nothing about them because of how infrequently i post on the politics and football forums. i post more in cloak room now (thanks obama), so maybe ill start to encounter some of these people, but whenever i see scores of people in here talking about how terrible someone is, theres a 20% chance its rex, and an 80% chance its someone like this johnny sack guy who i don't recall encountering before.

add GRU and there's another one is that chrispy or chicken sandwich or something like that. wasn't he a swimmer for UT I think, insufferable fella. then there are the guys that you should not fall asleep if they are near you, definitely some real off your rocker guys. head on a swivel types - yours (not you derka) and theirs.

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1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

add GRU and there's another one is that chrispy or chicken sandwich or something like that. wasn't he a swimmer for UT I think, insufferable fella

those handles are swam? swam4texas? i haven’t heard that name in a long time.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

those handles are swam? swam4texas? i haven’t heard that name in a long time.

that's him, not GRU though that person/bot is whew... but wasn't chickensandwich or some others swam? I think I may be confused.

On 11/27/2025 at 1:35 PM, scramblyn said:

that's him, not GRU though that person/bot is whew... but wasn't chickensandwich or some others swam? I think I may be confused.

I thought chickensandwich was always just chickensandwich? If he is swam, his boats wifi is WAY more reliable than it used to be

On 11/28/2025 at 5:39 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

You’re Rex. 

Nope, read my posts I haven't acted like a POS and I don’t know dick fuck about O&G, well that isn’t the right distinction, I don’t post in the O&G thread never even clicked on it. 

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10 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Nope, read my posts I have acted like a POS and I don’t know dick fuck about O&G, well that isn’t the right distinction, I don’t post in the O&G thread never even clicked on it. 

I am intrigued to figure out who you are. I know your style I just can’t place it. 

1 hour ago, scramblyn said:

Nope, read my posts I have acted like a POS and I don’t know dick fuck about O&G, well that isn’t the right distinction, I don’t post in the O&G thread never even clicked on it. 

Ok, Rex. 

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Ok, Rex. 

You do you boo.

No Rex is Cruz in Aledo. Oh wait, did I just dox him?

  • 2 weeks later...

the funniest poster on this site returning out of nowhere is a pretty cool development. also, i only learned what his avatar was like last year. oof.

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On 9/26/2024 at 10:36 AM, smuggs said:

I'll be at Epcot in two weeks. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Searched the thread & there were 2 posts about Phlegm... yours +1.

No intel from anyone else?

 

Anyone know him IRL or even have a name?

Based on his age, and some posts he had made about periodic health issues, and the fact that he was genuinely insane…I presume he died a few years ago.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Based on his age, and some posts he had made about periodic health issues, and the fact that he was genuinely insane…I presume he died a few years ago.

Didn't he post a few pictures from his hospital room when he had heart surgery a year or so before his disappearance?

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Didn't he post a few pictures from his hospital room when he had heart surgery a year or so before his disappearance?

He did. 

On 12/12/2025 at 6:31 AM, Derka said:

the funniest poster on this site returning out of nowhere is a pretty cool development. also, i only learned what his avatar was like last year. oof.

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Agree dude was always funny as fuck to me. Glad he is posting more

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