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3 hours ago, achooloco said:

Streisand effect aside, I have no need to hide behind a keyboard nor turn this into an aggy level “tear down your fence” bs either. But fitting that you say ”where I went” is exactly what all trashy trump supporters are doing currently EVERY DAY. So to be evil is to be like you, a trump supporter? Lulz. You owned yourself, fucking child. I’ll leave it at that before this gets too cr, don’t want to pollute non Cr with Cr. Just funny how cunts and racists can post bullshit all day but when it’s finally redirected on them, it’s all “oh the humanity! My sensibilities!” Fucking snowflake bitch.

but that being said, I tried to think of a straight example of the poster formerly known as slorch being a real trump/racist supporter and couldnt. So bc my hate and no quarter policy extends to racists and their supporters only, I was out of line earlier. So I apologize slorch/iceman.  Seriously. You still act like a little coward on your negging spree but I was out of line/beyond the pale and for that I’m sorry. I’ll confine my rhetoric to you and your inane posts from here on out. Maybe I can get you to confess to wanting to shoot immigrants like I did to that cockholster icono. Or hopefully you are a better person than him. Again, I was out of line, sorry. 

Can We lock this guy in the CR? Asking for everyone.

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7 hours ago, achooloco said:

Streisand effect aside, I have no need to hide behind a keyboard nor turn this into an aggy level “tear down your fence” bs either. But fitting that you say ”where I went” is exactly what all trashy trump supporters are doing currently EVERY DAY. So to be evil is to be like you, a trump supporter? Lulz. You owned yourself, fucking child. I’ll leave it at that before this gets too cr, don’t want to pollute non Cr with Cr. Just funny how cunts and racists can post bullshit all day but when it’s finally redirected on them, it’s all “oh the humanity! My sensibilities!” Fucking snowflake bitch.

but that being said, I tried to think of a straight example of the poster formerly known as slorch being a real trump/racist supporter and couldnt. So bc my hate and no quarter policy extends to racists and their supporters only, I was out of line earlier. So I apologize slorch/iceman.  Seriously. You still act like a little coward on your negging spree but I was out of line/beyond the pale and for that I’m sorry. I’ll confine my rhetoric to you and your inane posts from here on out. Maybe I can get you to confess to wanting to shoot immigrants like I did to that cockholster icono. Or hopefully you are a better person than him. Again, I was out of line, sorry. 

yeah...you got me bro. Streisand Effect.  Lolz.   I am always trying to suppress conversations about my own beliefs and experiences in life and have NEVER been willing to engage in open dialogue with anyone, especially those with differing POVs.  I have never shown up to charity events or happy hours with Surlists because I am just so fucking scared of people finding out who I am.  And Cheetos are my life, because I love me some fucking Trump. That's why I have repeatedly endorsed him and restated that I would vote for him 6-8 times in the 2020 election.  I am just overwhelmed with the toughness of the Shag/ Surly and cannot handle someone questioning me.  That's why i have been not part of this community for over a decade.

The truth is none of that really bothers me, and I think you know that too.  That's why you had to go the cheap, shitty route and take shots at my dearly beloved, late MIL; about whose passing I shared on here.  ( again,  the notion of the Streisand Effect, LMAO; when I spill my guts on here.)  You have vividly and profoundly illustrated who you are.  I'm cool with that being the end of our conversations. Have a great life.

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55 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

LOL maybe the worst apology ever? 

I'm sorry that you feel that way.

I hate people who hate people

Says the aggy and hater boy. Lulz. Whoop eh.

 

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What happened to @Rumblefishstix?  Haven’t seen him in forever?  He use to post all the time at the old site.

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What happened to machinator? Saw on 9.95 that he isnt posting any longer?

On 9/10/2019 at 7:32 PM, Iconoclast Texan said:

It was CR related. Mostly in connection with my dislike of certain politicians 

You're the only person I know of that's ever asked the mods to restrict them from posting in CR. 

Restraint. That's what you do when you want to throttle some idiot, but don't. 

It works great. Try it.

8 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

It does work. Eject from the toxic echo chamber.  It's great. 

Nah, there are dissenting opinions. I don't mind it. It would be great if there were more participants, but so many have abandoned the field. 

I can compartmentalize the place. I don't bring up CR in the mental health thread. I can go in lulz and do the same. 

This is a conversation better done in Board discussion. 

 

Where is FCHorn?

There, back to the concept of the thread.

[mention=1458]Chuychanga[/mention]
He hasn't posted in about a year.
Go ask Your Mom.

Phdhorn hasn't been around since mid-September as far as I can tell.  Hopefully he didn't get struck by lightning out in Bee Cave or something.

Yeah, that’s a little concerning. With the recent big weather change I would have thought he’d be in here walking us through it. I hope he is ok.

9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I think there's yet another site where all the cool kids go now.

I don't expect to be told of this next one, which will give my Longhorn internet posting career the natural denouement it's been looking for

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I think there's yet another site where all the cool kids go now. Guess I am stuck with you , my fellow degenerate low lifes. 
Where is that?
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I think there's yet another site where all the cool kids go now. Guess I am stuck with you , my fellow degenerate low lifes. 
Where is that?
On 10/28/2019 at 2:53 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Where’s Machinator? He just disappeared over night 

Shhhh!

haven't seen "Brisket" around for a bit, but then again, i do not know how to perform a user search.

On 10/29/2019 at 10:14 AM, MissingInAction said:

I think there's yet another site where all the cool kids go now. Guess I am stuck with you , my fellow degenerate low lifes. 

the hitby site or was that just a ploy?  interesting if true.

On 10/28/2019 at 2:53 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Where’s Machinator? He just disappeared over night 

Possibly getting patched.  I do miss his timely updates.   And facts. 

20 minutes ago, The Whistler said:

haven't seen "Brisket" around for a bit, but then again, i do not know how to perform a user search.

As in @Brisketexan? He posts a ton. 

As in [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention]? He posts a ton. 

He’s out on the ledge with a bottle of Scotch. With me.
On 10/21/2019 at 10:11 PM, cactusflinthead said:

Nah, there are dissenting opinions. I don't mind it. It would be great if there were more participants, but so many have abandoned the field. 

I can compartmentalize the place. I don't bring up CR in the mental health thread. I can go in lulz and do the same. 

This is a conversation better done in Board discussion. 

 

Where is FCHorn?

There, back to the concept of the thread.

FC was always cool in the PAC after dark game threads. 

Except for the 900 other stupid fucking posts he made every Saturday. 

On 9/12/2019 at 3:23 PM, MissingInAction said:

This cannot be over stated.


Agreed. To quote Keanu Reeves in Fatherhood:  "You wake up and you go outside and you meet a moron ... well, you just met a moron.  But if you go on Surly and everybody thinks you're a moron, well, maybe YOU'RE the moron."

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I’m genuinely concerned about PhD. Anyone know him IRL or otherwise have contact with him?

Hagbard Celine? I remember you mentioned him in our conversations.

Speaking of winter, what became of, I think his name is, JT? The guy living in Colorado that coached some HS basketball for a while. Haven't heard anything out of him in a while.

Know who you’re talking about, but can’t fucking remember his handle. 

 

What about TJ Hoosha-whateverthefuck? Dude that had to start every UT game thread. 

On 11/8/2019 at 1:21 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:


Agreed. To quote Keanu Reeves in Fatherhood:  "You wake up and you go outside and you meet a moron ... well, you just met a moron.  But if you go on Surly and everybody thinks you're a moron, well, maybe YOU'RE the moron."

someone DM that to Randolph Duke

On 11/13/2019 at 12:46 AM, RPM said:

Speaking of winter, what became of, I think his name is, JT? The guy living in Colorado that coached some HS basketball for a while. Haven't heard anything out of him in a while.

If you mean "jt", I saw that dude at the LSU game and he looked like he was doing great. I know he has a bunch of friends that are still posting. Like Machinator, phdhorn, and others, I think he's on self-selected hiatus and seems happy with it. Also, that dude and @Froghorn717 had some fucking glorious creeper-pornstar mustaches working in September.

No, JT was the poster that would talk about doing lines of coke off of strippers buttholes and JMT was the one that moved to Colorado to be a cook. 

JT still posts here, although not as frequently, he just does it under a different handle. 

I’m terrible with names, so it’s amazing - or maybe pitiful - that so many of y’all can remember who posted what or that  x  might be a sock for y.

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JT still posts here, although not as frequently, he just does it under a different handle. 
He's done an excellent job of covering then.

Not reading 13 pages...

Whatever happened to the Cornhusker that would post "This Week" wrap-up every Sunday morning?  BIGRED???? was his handle.  I always enjoyed his write ups.. not that you would expect anything different from someone from Nebraska, but he was very reasonable in his takes.. 

Sorry if this was already asked and answered...

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On 11/20/2019 at 2:33 PM, HorninLuling said:

Not reading 13 pages...

Whatever happened to the Cornhusker that would post "This Week" wrap-up every Sunday morning?  BIGRED???? was his handle.  I always enjoyed his write ups.. not that you would expect anything different from someone from Nebraska, but he was very reasonable in his takes.. 

Sorry if this was already asked and answered...

I think he was in a building that collapsed

no wait, I'm thinking of Nebraska's football program

On 11/20/2019 at 2:33 PM, HorninLuling said:

Not reading 13 pages...

Whatever happened to the Cornhusker that would post "This Week" wrap-up every Sunday morning?  BIGRED???? was his handle.  I always enjoyed his write ups.. not that you would expect anything different from someone from Nebraska, but he was very reasonable in his takes.. 

Sorry if this was already asked and answered...

Yea his weekly recaps were usually pretty good. No idea what happened to him though. 

On 11/20/2019 at 2:33 PM, HorninLuling said:

Whatever happened to the Cornhusker that would post "This Week" wrap-up every Sunday morning?  BIGRED???? was his handle.  ...

BoBigRed

I don't know what happened to him.  You can probably search through his post history over at Shaggy if you can still log in.

 

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