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Mizzou415 is still here, just has a different name on Surly. He’s always been adamant that there is no producer manipulation on reality shows, so if you want to drag him out, just write a post about how Big Brother is favoring a particular houseguest, and he’ll appear. 

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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

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On 11/20/2019 at 2:33 PM, HorninLuling said:

Not reading 13 pages...

Whatever happened to the Cornhusker that would post "This Week" wrap-up every Sunday morning?  BIGRED???? was his handle.  I always enjoyed his write ups.. not that you would expect anything different from someone from Nebraska, but he was very reasonable in his takes.. 

Sorry if this was already asked and answered...

I remember on the old site when the Bobs created a section where threads would generate revenue for the posters who created it, he was not really for it and didn't want to stick his recaps there. I think the section was called Original Content. He wanted it in the normal Football section. I never saw him much after that. I also don't think he made it over to this board. We've had 2 full regular seasons since the move and haven't seen him once. And definitely not his Weekly Recaps.

I used to think he was an older guy but he was actually pretty young.

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I used to think he was an older guy but he was actually pretty young.

kind of like how everyone on the baseball board assumed that helobious was some old coot who was totally off his rocker which made him and his hilariously awful takes sort of endearing in a way, until we all found out that he was a millennial from the rio grande valley who legitimately thinks that luke voit is better than paul goldshmidt. except that people liked BoBigRed and his posts. 

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15 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

NowThis

 

RIP

I'll always remember NT as a square peg trying to fit in a round hole. Futile without buckets of lubricant.

That was the most hilarious thing I’ve seen here in awhile, still laughing about it.  

“Shocking”?

Surly you jest. Just typical fare from the NSAA forum.

What is NowThis new handle? Is there a way to know which handles were created within the last couple days? Admins? ADMINS??!?

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

“Shocking”?

Surly you jest. Just typical fare from the NSAA forum.

He just wants you to think he's shocked because he wants to hide the fact he's also completely into getting his starfish plundered. 

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It was a dumb mistake. We all make 'em. You pull your head out of your ass and wonder how it got there.

lube

On 1/30/2020 at 7:47 PM, El Diablo said:

It was a dumb mistake. We all make 'em. You pull your head out of your ass and wonder how it got there.

 

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lube

 

Intestinal fortitude 

On 12/8/2019 at 5:12 AM, Vito Andolini said:

Mizzou415 is still here, just has a different name on Surly. He’s always been adamant that there is no producer manipulation on reality shows, so if you want to drag him out, just write a post about how Big Brother is favoring a particular houseguest, and he’ll appear. 

What a dumbfuck, that sounds like the opinion of a chick

On 1/30/2020 at 12:11 PM, XYZ said:

What is NowThis new handle? 

NowPegThis

On 1/30/2020 at 7:45 AM, Armybrat said:

“Shocking”?

Surly you jest. Just typical fare from the NSAA forum.

how the fuck are you still alive

On 10/28/2019 at 2:53 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Where’s Machinator? He just disappeared over night 

He still hasn't rebooted. Are there any IT people here who can give us a status update?

 

48 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Are YOU serious Clark?  He clearly was trying to draw Derka offsides. 

Well shit. I avoid the sports boards so I havent had to suffer a derkatribe in quite a while.

Havent seen skipper, jade, hitby in a while.

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What is NowThis new handle? Is there a way to know which handles were created within the last couple days? Admins? ADMINS??!?

NowThat?

NowThat?


......is one hell of a pegging fan
On 2/5/2020 at 3:33 PM, MissingInAction said:

Well shit. I avoid the sports boards so I havent had to suffer a derkatribe in quite a while.

Havent seen skipper, jade, hitby in a while.

Jade is Craftywidget

I dont think I've ever seen Craftywidget to start with.

On 2/10/2020 at 7:37 PM, workswithseed said:

Jade is Craftywidget

She's craftyyyyyy

Did skipper even come over?

On 2/5/2020 at 7:18 PM, DDD Dad said:

Dr Beeper is a hitby sock.

we are all hitby socks.

I’m nobody’s sock


Exactly what a sock would say.
3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m nobody’s sock

Well then you both must know each other from work.  Because you both have the same Energy industry narrative in the DFW area.  I can connect you both for a happy hour or coffee at your convenience. ;)

levity aside, I do appreciate your industry insights as I get back deeper into the business.  

Why do people think that Dr Beeper is Rex Kramer? 

5 hours ago, XYZ said:

Why do people think that Dr Beeper is Rex Kramer? 

They're both the same flavor of bitch ass flaming cunt. 

Not so much a sock as a different account name switch

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It’d take a very small amount of self awareness to realize that anyone that pays attention to the threads you frequent thinks this of you. 

OK Rex.
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A man whom Austin police have accused of breaking into his neighbors’ home and installing a hidden camera in the bathroom was arrested again last week on allegations of similar conduct involving a second neighbor.

The investigation into both incidents started in March 2019 when a homeowner on Champion Drive in Northwest Austin discovered a wireless electronic device plugged into an outlet behind a mirror during a remodel of her bathroom.

Investigators traced the device to 51-year-old Michael Sagues, who lived next door, through surveillance footage that they said showed him entering the home wearing clothes that they later found in his residence. Soon after Sagues was arrested in August, police held a news conference and said he might have been watching a second family through a hidden camera.

The allegations involving that family led to the new charges, Detective Christophe Wood of the Police Department’s residential burglary unit said Tuesday. Wood added that the evidence was discovered in an electronic storage device located in Sagues’ residence.

“At this time there are no new victims in this investigation, and APD currently has no unidentified victims,” Wood said.

A Travis County grand jury indicted Sagues on Feb. 7 on two new counts of burglary of a habitation, one involving the new accusation and another for allegedly breaking into the Champion Drive home. Sagues previously had been indicted for another alleged break-in at that address.

Sagues turned himself into Travis County Jail on Feb. 14 and was released immediately on a personal bond in lieu of $100,000 bail. Additional details about the allegations in the new case were not admitted into court records.

The homes that Sagues is charged with breaking into are in a neighborhood located between Spicewood Springs and Anderson Mill roads near U.S 183. Sagues, per the conditions of his release, is forbidden from entering the neighborhood. Court records show Sagues’ wife initiated divorce proceedings in August and that Sagues now lives in Dallas.

A month after his first arrest, Sagues picked up a new charge for child pornography after detectives investigating the Champion Drive break-in obtained a warrant to search Sagues’ electronic devices and said they found images that depicted child nudity and child erotica on two computers that he owned. The images, police said, did not appear to be related to the break-in.

The evidence authorities say they have on Sagues in the first break-in include two hard drives with images showing the homeowners in various stages of undressing. The victims told police they had socialized with Sagues and had been to his home to swim.

Sagues’ lawyer, Joe Shin, said Tuesday he is still evaluating the evidence in the case.

“Until we’re able to completely and thoroughly review all of the discovery, we cannot comment further,” he said.

 

I would be in no way surprised, but the above was a poster here?

1 hour ago, PhillyD said:

I would be in no way surprised, but the above was a poster here?

txtow?

Is NowThis back yet?

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

txtow?

Nope, that was the rock thrower and pedophile.  This one seems to just be a creeper - so far.  Hard to keep up with which degenerate is which on here.

Anyone on the "Hot or Not" thread, I'd imagine.

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Anyone on the "Hot or Not" thread, I'd imagine.

Genuine creepiness going on over there in that thread.

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On 2/19/2020 at 12:06 PM, XYZ said:

Is NowThis back yet?

Everyday.  He just chooses to go inpegnito mode now. 

He'll just slide in like nothing happened.

What is Blain’s username here?

Derel

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