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What was that dude’s name that hated women. Like he was an incel before the term was coined. I got into many times with him but for the life of me can’t recall his screen name. He got booted and came back as a bunch of socks but he was too stupid to change his posting style and would get sniffed out very quickly.

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9 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Lauren whatever from HornFans?  Ha ha, sports fans. That chick was crazy. Wasn’t she a crazy little racist Rhodesian?

Lauren1996, I think.

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On 6/4/2020 at 5:02 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

What was that dude’s name that hated women. Like he was an incel before the term was coined. I got into many times with him but for the life of me can’t recall his screen name. He got booted and came back as a bunch of socks but he was too stupid to change his posting style and would get sniffed out very quickly.

 

On 6/4/2020 at 5:11 PM, Player said:

Bedouin?

Wondering which socks are Bedouin's on this board. Then again, he's never made a sock that lasted more than a week.

Where's Machinator? He used to post as religiously as FC Horn did at the old house and he all of a sudden disappeared. 

On 6/4/2020 at 10:50 PM, XYZ said:

Lauren1996, I think.

Didn’t she allegedly almost run over a shagster riding his scooter?

On 4/7/2020 at 10:01 PM, Hate said:

I liked Rex, but the Derel was the worst. Hate the Derel.

So where did this meme come from?

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On 7/10/2020 at 11:55 PM, workswithseed said:

So where did this meme come from?

The meme is from Seinfeld (hate the Drake) but the Derel was before my time and I’m curious too who he was and why he’s the worst.

The Derel was a drive by troll poster. Usually single sentences and seemed to up his game the more serious the thread.

OP posts great ribeye shot, short cooking post.

“Looks serviceable, but had better out Chili’s”

OP heartfelt back info and looking for divorce/relationship advice or just to communicate with 3rd parties.

3rd post would be - “My chick loves football, good beer, and blowing me. Don’t know where y’all find these bitches.”

IIRC, he was one of the first sufferers of neg rep banning. Meme worked perfectly because his user name was actually “The Derel”

Llano just don't get it. 

[mention]South Austin [/mention] ‘s mom does though.
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On 7/9/2020 at 10:41 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Where's Machinator? He used to post as religiously as FC Horn did at the old house and he all of a sudden disappeared. 

The experiment ended and it got turned off.

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Goo Punch hasn’t been around for some time. Hope he’s OK.

Goo Punch hasn’t been around for some time. Hope he’s OK.

Make a negative post about Rick Barnes and he will show up.
15 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

Did Thujone vaporize?

he’s going after big talc.  no time for the little people. 

5 minutes ago, XYZ said:

what does that mean?

That means Goo punch/derka is Shadow Operative. The guy has mental issues. It's not really fun piling on like on S. Austins mom.

32 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That means Goo punch/derka is Shadow Operative. The guy has mental issues. It's not really fun piling on like on S. Austins mom.

I thought s_o was ss13 aka spystud13. s_o is repping derka posts which would be bush league if they are the same poster. Otherwise no big deal. 

The tip is that shadow operative has posted in the Arsenal thread.....

There is a shadow operative 2.0 that has more spydstud type posting trends but completely different poster. 

Edited by Surly Bevo

I think s_0 2.0 is spystud. He had a lot of posts in the Rangers thread as ss13 and then this new poster took over. 

On 8/16/2020 at 6:41 PM, Surly Bevo said:

The tip is that shadow operative has posted in the Arsenal thread.....

Arsenal and Rick Barnes threads. Very obvious.

Edited by Herpa Derpa

@iamthepush has been relatively quiet since the transition

funny dude from what i remember

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On 8/18/2020 at 6:27 PM, Zepol87 said:

He was hilarious. 

Yeah he and Digdogger were my favorite posters from TOS.

On 8/16/2020 at 5:43 PM, mdmost said:

I think s_0 2.0 is spystud. He had a lot of posts in the Rangers thread as ss13 and then this new poster took over. 

I didn't realize we had 2 shadow operative posters on here. I have seen 2.0 all over the Rangers and MLB threads. And have seen ss13 (spystud) drop off.

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yeah, I think 2.0 is spystud13.

I hadn't even seen the non-2.0 s_o (I have almost zero interest in basketball and very little time to follow EPL), so I'll take your word for it that it's Goo.  did we ever get an answer on who scooped Derka from Derka when Surly started up (which I think was hilarious, btw)?  because with this new shit come to light, I'm thinking it was spystud13.

Yeah he and Digdogger were my favorite posters from TOS.

I had drinks with him a couple of times. He was a great guy (no homo). Last time was probably a couple of years ago now. I’m not sure why he stopped posting, but last I saw on Facebook he was shooting a machine gun out of a helicopter...true story.
22 hours ago, wd40 said:

yeah, I think 2.0 is spystud13.

I hadn't even seen the non-2.0 s_o (I have almost zero interest in basketball and very little time to follow EPL), so I'll take your word for it that it's Goo.  did we ever get an answer on who scooped Derka from Derka when Surly started up (which I think was hilarious, btw)?  because with this new shit come to light, I'm thinking it was spystud13.

So he is a Derka/Goo Punch/shadow_operative stalker?

Negative. I had absolutely zero to do with Derka’s name being taken, didn’t even know that was a thing until wd’s post. 

I’m cool with Derka, we have a common bond over a certain moderator around here. 

Why were you banned last time? I never saw any confrontation in any threads.

I wasn’t technically banned, but ‘restricted from posting’ through August 31 (yesterday). So ss13 is back, but I’m going to stay with 2.0 through the Stars’ playoff run out of principle. Could be a lot shorter after last night though. 

I thought Soul Glo died.   I could be wrong. 

I wasn’t technically banned, but ‘restricted from posting’ through August 31 (yesterday). So ss13 is back, but I’m going to stay with 2.0 through the Stars’ playoff run out of principle. Could be a lot shorter after last night though. 

Yeah, that sucked but they will wrap it up in Game 6.
I thought Soul Glo died.   I could be wrong. 

Like IRL?

Holy shit, I never heard that either. 

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The Jerry part wasn’t exactly meant to be serious.

Didn’t he have a Charles Haley avatar? Is that the right poster?

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Negative. I had absolutely zero to do with Derka’s name being taken, didn’t even know that was a thing until wd’s post. 

I’m cool with Derka, we have a common bond over a certain moderator around here. 

yeah.  irresponsible speculation on my part.  I apologize.

but the meltdown from The Artist Formerly Known as Derka on Surly Day 1 was freakin epic.

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On 8/27/2020 at 6:08 PM, Ignatius said:

Yeah he and Digdogger were my favorite posters from TOS.

You have poor tastes

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On 9/1/2020 at 1:16 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Back to the spirit of the thread, what the hell happened to @Soul Glo? Shows he hasn’t been on in almost a year. Did Jerry finally kill him? 

 

On 9/1/2020 at 1:41 PM, Nivek said:

I thought Soul Glo died.   I could be wrong. 

 

On 9/1/2020 at 1:42 PM, Hate said:


Like IRL?

Nah, he's very much alive. 

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