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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

  • IP Check confirmed. 

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7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Well, that’s good to hear. At least the Rangers & Cowboys haven’t ended him yet. 

There is still time.

On 9/1/2020 at 2:56 PM, wd40 said:

yeah.  irresponsible speculation on my part.  I apologize.

but the meltdown from The Artist Formerly Known as Derka on Surly Day 1 was freakin epic.

huh? 

On 10/6/2020 at 12:31 PM, shadow_operative said:

huh? 

I believe it was TheFlagship (probably, but could be wrong) that showed up here earlier than you and took the Derka handle(s?). Then he went about acting like a piece of shit under the handle. Then he went back to his other handle and bragged about how amazingly fucking clever he was for what he'd done once you showed up and were pissed about it. 

It was a bitch move. 

Anyway, that's probably what wd40 is recalling, or he could just be Derka-trolling and you're about to give him a payoff. I don't know. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe it was TheFlagship (probably, but could be wrong) that showed up here earlier than you and took the Derka handle(s?). Then he went about acting like a piece of shit under the handle. Then he went back to his other handle and bragged about how amazingly fucking clever he was for what he'd done once you showed up and were pissed about it. 

It was a bitch move. 

Anyway, that's probably what wd40 is recalling, or he could just be Derka-trolling and you're about to give him a payoff. I don't know. 

no, what you're saying makes sense, and believe it or not i had forgotten about all that. all i remembered was that I didn't actually come over to surly right away, so i certainly didn't remember having a meltdown on day one. but yeah, that dude did come over here and register as Derka and then acted a fool, only to brag about it later on. weird, wacky stuff. 

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On 9/12/2020 at 12:19 PM, Digdogger said:

You have poor tastes

Yeah, 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Is swam4texas still around cloaking it up?

Not under the handle, no.

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

I really miss @NowThis they were such a great poster. They havent been back since the... Incident 

You should miss Doc Sam Beckett and you should help him recover/reset his password. He'll be your NowThis

I really miss [mention=3609]NowThis[/mention] they were such a great poster. They havent been back since the... Incident 

They? Him and his dildo?
1 hour ago, immamac said:

I really miss @NowThis they were such a great poster. They havent been back since the... Incident 

That incident may be the funniest thing that has happened on this new site

You should miss Doc Sam Beckett and you should help him recover/reset his password. He'll be your NowThis

Did I miss something?

But what did you think of the actual video?

That post was peak Surly. It’s been all down hill since with the ronas and the election. We need Nowthis more than ever.

1 hour ago, Hate said:

That post was peak Surly. It’s been all down hill since with the ronas and the election. We need Nowthis more than ever.

Yeah, who'd have thought we'd refer to "besthugecocks" as a simpler, more wholesome time on this website?  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, who'd have thought we'd refer to "besthugecocks" as a simpler, more wholesome time on this website?  

me?

shit, remember the preacher on the old site who was pretending to be a slut? goddamn, that was funny

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Come again?

yeah, there was some supposedly female poster posting all sorts of salacious stuff, stuff that pretty much any non-porn girl wouldn't post/say. i won't get into the details, but i think you can probably imagine. it was so over the top that even the incels on here had their radars pinging. i think it was hitby that checked the profile, and this dude had registered with his real work email, and ended up being some preacher in missouri (? my memory isn't so great any more - this was like 8 years ago) and he basically doxxed him. many shenanigans followed. 

 

Come again?

You must have rewatched the video.

I thought it was Michigan?

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

I thought it was Michigan?

Yeah it was Michigan.  Chat was fun during this "event".  It was also the birth of:

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I thought it was TJwhoisyourmomma or whatever wanting a safe space to talk about an “issue” that he was getting corrected with his girlfriend.

58 minutes ago, Hate said:

I thought it was Michigan?

mighta been. the 'm' stayed in my memory, not the rest of the state.

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I never actually watched the video. Can somebody post the link from nowthis? Imma watch it tomorrow and will report back my thoughts

It’s in post #789 in this thread.

23 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Yeah it was Michigan.  Chat was fun during this "event".  It was also the birth of:

Angry Natural World GIF by BBC Earth

Lots of doxing goes on in Michigan.  Did you hear about Juicy?

On 10/15/2020 at 8:20 AM, Hate said:

That post was peak Surly. It’s been all down hill since with the ronas and the election. We need Nowthis more than ever.

Weren't you Best buy coupon op? Haha

That was not me. I have no idea who did that.

Anyone invested in Texas Football has a lot in common with NowThis.

On 10/15/2020 at 10:20 AM, Hate said:

That post was peak Surly. It’s been all down hill since with the ronas and the election. We need Nowthis more than ever.

That and what’s his name on the “I think I have Covid” thread that had a complete meltdown and was threatening to kill his wife because she may have exposed them to Covid.   

On 10/14/2020 at 8:09 PM, workswithseed said:

Not under the handle, no.

He now posts as immamac

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That and what’s his name on the “I think I have Covid” thread that had a complete meltdown and was threatening to kill his wife because she may have exposed them to Covid.   

Junior Miller. He was a nutjob even before that. 

On 10/15/2020 at 3:49 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

I don’t remember any of that 

Ahh... so you were having a running, salacious conversation with her......... him...........his eminence ....  

Yes, tragic memories are often repressed.

  • 2 weeks later...

Would love to get 24575337 or whatever that numbers guy take on covid and a vaccination for it

Would love to get 24575337 or whatever that numbers guy take on covid and a vaccination for it

Holy crap...his head is exploding right now I’m sure.
9 hours ago, Hate said:


Holy crap...his head is exploding right now I’m sure.

you don't have to be a crazed nutball to have your head explode over how this country is responding to COVID

but in numbers' case, I guess it doesn't hurt

I had no issues with numbers outside of the anti vaccine stuff. I’d love to hear his thoughts on the ronas though.

So how are we going to divvy up Machinator’s rep? Seems like posters whose moms are the most popular should get a priority distribution.

I distributed my priority all over your mom's.......................damnit, I had something for thi

I had no issues with numbers outside of the anti vaccine stuff. I’d love to hear his thoughts on the ronas though.

He was ok for a while but he started losing it towards the end
On 10/30/2020 at 7:33 AM, immamac said:

Hasn't logged in since OU last year. I think it broke him. I check on him every month or so to see if he's even lurking, if he is he's doing so not logged in. Makes me sad, almost as sad as @NowThis

Machinator was one of my all-time favorite posters, hope he is well.

17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Where is @THUJONE?

He's rolling in big talcum lawsuit money, he ain't got time to mess with us poors.

23 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Where is @THUJONE?

people laughed at him when he said "I"m not just an MS Paint guy, I can make the comedy on Twitter too!"

well no one's laughing now

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What is Rex Kramer’s sock user name?  I want to send him a DM

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

What is Rex Kramer’s sock user name?  I want to send him a DM

@shadow_operative

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

@shadow_operative

It’s ironic that you tried to trick me like that. I wanted to point out this video rant where Rex is mentioned. You  are as well. 

 

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