Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

18 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

He went to TCU and he's not dead in the literal real world sense.  

He's mostly dead.

  • Replies 2.3k
  • Views 247.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

  • IP Check confirmed. 

Posted Images

Okay, new fucking rule.  We can be as vulgar and full of shit as we want, but can we at least draw the fucking line at mods/regular posters not saying that people have died in real life if they haven't died in real life?  We've lost real human beings on here, in real life, to real death.  Let's continue to dilute the human experience and degrade all that is decent and holy...that's what we do here.  But let's at least have like two standards---if it seems like somebody is going to actual hurt somebody or actually die...let's keep that separate from the degenerate shit that keeps this place humming?  

On 11/23/2021 at 8:04 AM, Hate said:

I really don't think Rex died.  His username was "killed" and Dr Beeper was created. 

darth vader GIF

On 11/23/2021 at 7:47 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

 Now he is portrhouse or some shit.

spacer.png

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

spacer.png

image.gif.e87196c9d9df2cc3437c7bee109bb542.gif

On 12/2/2021 at 2:51 PM, Porterhouse said:

image.gif.e87196c9d9df2cc3437c7bee109bb542.gif

How long is this one going to last Rex Beeper?

Maybe leave troph alone this time.

On 12/2/2021 at 2:51 PM, Porterhouse said:

image.gif.e87196c9d9df2cc3437c7bee109bb542.gif

Hi Rex!

I was wondering why his football takes were so asinine. All is clear now.

I am an asshole. Legit. I was a total asshole to [mention=1291]DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt[/mention] I am normally not that bitchy. 

No need to apologize for that.

What's Maninblack up to these days?  I'm assuming he has a new account here.

Armybrat is dead.

I am taking his place.

7 minutes ago, Scopro said:

Armybrat is dead.

I am taking his place.

Fuck right off 

  • Popular Post

Actually, I am the poster formerly known as Armybrat.

Before the holidays I pushed the wrong gottdam button on my iPad gadget, and it kicked me off the board and since then has not allowed me to log back in. I’ve tried dozens of times to log back in, but doing the “forgot password?” route doesn’t even get me an email response.

The only way I have been posting under my Armybrat username is on my iPhone. That is a pain in the ass since I can hardly read the damned little letters, plus I have fat fingers.

Today I got the bright idea to register on my iPad under my old Shaggy username and do it with Mrs. Brat’s email address.  Obviously it worked, although Mrs. Brat said she doesn’t want to get emails from any assholes here.

Edited by Scopro
Old

4 minutes ago, Scopro said:

Actually, I am the poster formerly known as Armybrat.

image.jpeg.a569dcba1777ef109df7b0fa5c8bdcca.jpeg

Since I posted on this thread I have received two email notifications at my armybrat mailbox (roadrunner address). 
when I click on the  button to read the message here, it says:

Sorry!

We could not locate the item you are trying to view.

Those emails I got at my armybrat mailbox were from the Shadow operative and Immamac.

sorry, but when I click to see them, the above message comes up.

Ah well, I’ll just have to go with this username because it is much more convenient to post on my iPad. But I will post occasionally from my iPhone as armybrat.

I bequeath the armybrat rep to any poor soul who needs it.

Edited by Scopro

9 minutes ago, Scopro said:

 

Ah well, I’ll just have to go with this username because it is much more convenient to post on my iPad. But I will post occasionally from my iPhone as armybrat.

I bequeath the armybrat rep to any poor soul who needs it.

Obiwan Kenobi Disturbance In The Force GIF - Obiwan Kenobi Disturbance In The Force Star Wars GIFs

1 hour ago, Scopro said:

Armybrat is dead.

I am taking his place.

This is a major disturbance. Save this handle. Go get an armybrat replacement handle. Armybrat123hut. Does not matter. 

Edit: not armybrat123hut. Do better than I did

Edited by cactusflinthead

Well shit, now I can’t log in as armybrat on my iPhone.

gottdam Russians shouldn’t be wasting their time fucking with me. 

Someone send the Geek Squad to AB's house. Tell 'em he's high off PCP and weilding a carving knife. 

  • Popular Post

Ok, Immamac got me straightened out with a shot from his defibrillator. Thanks, now I can continue to annoy all you assholes.

(requested that he delete the new Scopro account.)

Edited by Armybrat

  • Popular Post
9 minutes ago, Scopro said:

Well shit, now I can’t log in as armybrat on my iPhone.

gottdam Russians shouldn’t be wasting their time fucking with me. 

Ok, as the man said, you can fuck right off now.

Armybrat/scopro: "Am I hash tagging?" 

Well shit, now I can’t log in as armybrat on my iPhone.
gottdam Russians shouldn’t be wasting their time fucking with me. 

More importantly, can you still post pics upside down?
Ok, as the man said, you can fuck right off now.

Wait, wut?
38 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Wait, wut?

Post #916 - Onboard telling my Scopro username to......

So since Immamac got it all straightened out, I quoted and told myself the same thing.

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

youre-alive-amazed.gif

For the time being, but we still won’t buy any green bananas.

 

59A4B750-797A-47A1-B169-67FF717D2CE1.gif

Edited by Armybrat

Did Mrs brat get me email before imma scuttled the account?

On 12/27/2021 at 10:12 AM, Bullneck said:

What's Maninblack up to these days?  I'm assuming he has a new account here.

I think he’s still around. Just posts less after he got time off for going full on Joe Rogan nutter. 

18 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Did Mrs brat get me email before imma scuttled the account?

Nope.

Armybrat is dead.
I am taking his place.

Armybrat also goes by Tom Bombadil. So, no.

Reading through these it always amazes me when people are banned and come back as someone else. I assume these are functioning adults, but maybe that's assuming too much.

Reading through these it always amazes me when people are banned and come back as someone else. I assume these are functioning adults, but maybe that's assuming too much.

There are multiple threads where these “adults” argue about rep on a fucking Internet forum. Think about that.

There are multiple threads where these “adults” argue about rep on a fucking Internet forum. Think about that.
Haha yeah. Message boards are serious business.
Haha yeah. Message boards are serious business.

Yep. Especially if you are a fucking loser with no life. Which apparently there are many people that fit into that category.
7 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Yep. Especially if you are a fucking loser with no life. Which apparently there are many people that fit into that category.

who-me.gif

11 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

There are multiple threads where these “adults” argue about rep on a fucking Internet forum. Think about that.

Negged.

19 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Yep. Especially if you are a fucking loser with no life. Which apparently there are many people that fit into that category.

I'd be offended by that, but you're right. 

23 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


Armybrat also goes by Tom Bombadil. So, no.

image.thumb.jpeg.844b91790a719e82c538041ae90a9060.jpeg

  • 3 weeks later...
On 12/30/2021 at 10:01 PM, Okie State said:

Reading through these it always amazes me when people are banned and come back as someone else. I assume these are functioning adults, but maybe that's assuming too much.

Or like at the old house when Derka threw a fit and was like "ban me! Someone change my password... blah blah" then came back a month later with a new name. 

  • Popular Post
On 1/19/2022 at 9:17 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Or like at the old house when Derka threw a fit and was like "ban me! Someone change my password... blah blah" then came back a month later with a new name. 

Derka has become like Ben Affleck for me. 

I used to hate Ben Affleck after he did a run of shitty movies following Good Will Hunting, and started imposing his hot political takes upon us all. I instituted a Ben Affleck movie ban, and for years I refused to watch a movie with him no matter how good the reviews.

Then one night The Town is on HBO, and I start watching. I love that movie, and thought Affleck and the rest of the cast did an amazing acting job. Then I find out that mother fucker even directed the film. So I thereafter removed my Ben Affleck Movie Ban. I’m not saying I’ll watch every movie he’s in, and if I stumble across Bill Mahr and find out he’s on the panel I’ll switch the channel. But I’m more open-minded and won’t prejudice a film just because he’s in it.  Shit, I thought he was a great Batman.

Derka’s “The Town” moment for me was this video –

It was such an eloquent, belly-aching performance that moved me to tears, and from then on I saw Derka in a new light. Now, I don’t read all of his posts, but I also don’t immediately gloss over them. In particular, Basketball Derka is the best Derka. His takes on The Horns are pretty solid.

Derka might still bust out OG Derka and Derka a thread for old times sake, just to remind us that he’s Derka no matter the username. Just like Ben Affleck still might put out some trash like Forces of Nature. But I’m more open about accepting Derka as part of this blessed internet community of upstanding individuals.

Edited by South Austin

We are treated to a much more self aware Derka these days, and we are all richer for it.

Raise your hand if you never saw that Derka video. I made it about halfway thru just now. I always liked Derka so it’s still funny to me how seriously he takes the internet. He never realized to put futureM on ignore? Sheesh.

The best was when Derka showed up to one of the first TX/OU Friday night happy hours and busted out a freestyle rap. You had to be there but it was pretty great, especially when meeting him for the first time.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.