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#1302
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

VPNs are a thing.

He'll be back.

The real question is once that happens, will immamac give him a bunch of rep points again to keep him from being crowd-sourced?

#1305
That guy sounds like he sucks.

Lulz.

I am trying to imagine what your life is like. I have had one account in the 11 years I have been part of this community. No socks. Never been banned and had to make up a new name and IP. I have a lot more pressing or interesting things to do than that. There are some really weird people on here.
#1308
18 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Lulz.

I am trying to imagine what your life is like. I have had one account in the 11 years I have been part of this community. No socks. Never been banned and had to make up a new name and IP. I have a lot more pressing or interesting things to do than that. There are some really weird people on here.

dude, that guy said on the F&T board that his family AVERAGED spending $1,400 a month at chickfila.

his addiction to trolling this board is the least of his fucking weird ass shit.

#1309
On 6/6/2022 at 4:43 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

VPNs are a thing.

He'll be back.

He’s right you know.gif

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#1310
On 6/6/2022 at 7:34 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

I have had one account in the 11 years I have been part of this community. No socks. Never been banned and had to make up a new name and IP.

you’re not special. 

#1311
11 hours ago, futureman said:

you’re not special. 

He isn't special.  He's a creep.  He's a weirdo.  What the hell is he doing here?  He doesn't belong here.

#1313
11 hours ago, futureman said:

Apparently hasn't been on the site since December.  He's been much less prolific on Surly than he was on the prior site, but he was one of the funniest motherfuckers around.

#1314

Hell yea he was, that dude was hilarious. His rep comments were always good for a few laughs. Hope he is doing alright

#1317
On 6/19/2022 at 9:36 AM, South Austin said:

Apparently hasn't been on the site since December.  He's been much less prolific on Surly than he was on the prior site, but he was one of the funniest motherfuckers around.

His ongoing bit in the “I may have Covid” thread made me laugh so fucking hard. 

#1320

digdogger was hilarious. one of the 2-3 funniest posters i've come across in 20 years on these boards. in fact, i just realized i'm damn near at the exact 20th anniversary of when i first signed up for hornfans. that's kinda wild. 

#1321
4 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

digdogger was hilarious. one of the 2-3 funniest posters i've come across in 20 years on these boards. in fact, i just realized i'm damn near at the exact 20th anniversary of when i first signed up for hornfans. that's kinda wild. 

Indeed.  I'm not far behind, having joined hornfans in Fall of 2003 (when I actually lived in South Austin).

#1322

Got on Hornfans in 2000 or early 2001 while in law school.

Best message board ever until the Simms meltdown in Dallas against CU.  Then stayed pretty damn excellent for a few more years before turning to shit.

#1325
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Does anyone know what happened to Digdogger? Haven't seen him on here since last fall. 

Pretty sure he went to prison. For imprisoning his daughter and grandkids, whom he had with that daughter, for decades. 

Fuck me @futureman

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#1329
14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is going way back, but whatever happened to GOO?

Got married then disappeared after that. I ran into him at a few tailgates here and there over the years. Always had that green long sleeve on.

#1330
17 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Wasn’t he The People’s Elbow (TPE) on Shag, or were they two separate posters? Doubt he ever made it over here. 

Those were two different posters.

#1331
1 hour ago, justhookit said:

Those were two different posters.

Yeah, GOO was kind of a kid, clearly student or student-aged, approximately.

TPE had the sort of CTJ/Scipio curmudgeon kind of thing going on, IIRC.

#1333

TPE was a great contributor to the basketball board on HF, and in all honesty is probably the most popular/unanimously liked person to ever post on HF/shaggy/surly. it makes sense that he bounced before even joining shaggy. 

#1334

speaking of really good contributors to the hoops forum who were hilarious and well like and who no longer post here- man i miss WhoooTex. we exchanged emails a few times several years ago. i need to go see if i can find his correo electrónico and see what he's up to. 

#1337
7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Must’ve.  He’s old.  Someone on ob reminded me of him.  He was a 6’5” doctor as well

Big whoop, this guy is a 6’7” doctor.

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#1338
On 7/26/2022 at 2:52 AM, shadow_operative said:

and in all honesty is probably the most popular/unanimously liked person to ever post on HF/shaggy/surly.

You mean besides me. 

#1340
Just now, shadow_operative said:

i actually meant besides me, but whatevs.

Right. Besides us two. Understandable mistake. 

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#1346

What happened to Randolph Duke? There’s some fantastic misery porn coming out of aggyland and we haven’t heard a peep from him in a while. We give him shit for his novella posts, but he’s a good dude to have around.

#1347
On 10/29/2022 at 8:18 AM, South Austin said:

but he’s a good dude to have around.

 

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#1348
On 10/29/2022 at 7:18 AM, South Austin said:

What happened to Randolph Duke? There’s some fantastic misery porn coming out of aggyland and we haven’t heard a peep from him in a while. We give him shit for his novella posts, but he’s a good dude to have around.

Surely aggy didn't catch him or we'd know from the bragging.

#1349
On 10/29/2022 at 7:18 AM, South Austin said:

What happened to Randolph Duke? There’s some fantastic misery porn coming out of aggyland and we haven’t heard a peep from him in a while. We give him shit for his novella posts, but he’s a good dude to have around.

He’s probably in the aggy tears equivalent of a meat coma

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