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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

VPNs are a thing.

He'll be back.

The real question is once that happens, will immamac give him a bunch of rep points again to keep him from being crowd-sourced?

8 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Sadly, Speed Goat passed away at the end of April. He was a friend.  His obituary is one of the best you'll ever read:


https://www.gosanangelo.com/obituaries/sas021074

and, if you knew his persona, he looked exactly like you thought he would:

Obituaries in San Angelo, TX | San Angelo Standard-Times




 

That guy was awesome. 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

He'll be back.

That guy sounds like he sucks.

That guy sounds like he sucks.

Lulz.

I am trying to imagine what your life is like. I have had one account in the 11 years I have been part of this community. No socks. Never been banned and had to make up a new name and IP. I have a lot more pressing or interesting things to do than that. There are some really weird people on here.

I keed. I keed. I'm not Donkey, just wanted to do a bit.

18 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Lulz.

I am trying to imagine what your life is like. I have had one account in the 11 years I have been part of this community. No socks. Never been banned and had to make up a new name and IP. I have a lot more pressing or interesting things to do than that. There are some really weird people on here.

dude, that guy said on the F&T board that his family AVERAGED spending $1,400 a month at chickfila.

his addiction to trolling this board is the least of his fucking weird ass shit.

On 6/6/2022 at 4:43 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

VPNs are a thing.

He'll be back.

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On 6/6/2022 at 7:34 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

I have had one account in the 11 years I have been part of this community. No socks. Never been banned and had to make up a new name and IP.

you’re not special. 

11 hours ago, futureman said:

you’re not special. 

He isn't special.  He's a creep.  He's a weirdo.  What the hell is he doing here?  He doesn't belong here.

11 hours ago, futureman said:

Apparently hasn't been on the site since December.  He's been much less prolific on Surly than he was on the prior site, but he was one of the funniest motherfuckers around.

Hell yea he was, that dude was hilarious. His rep comments were always good for a few laughs. Hope he is doing alright

On 6/19/2022 at 9:36 AM, South Austin said:

Apparently hasn't been on the site since December.  He's been much less prolific on Surly than he was on the prior site, but he was one of the funniest motherfuckers around.

His ongoing bit in the “I may have Covid” thread made me laugh so fucking hard. 

6 hours ago, Viper said:

Scratch her off the list then 

 

 

 

 

I'm baaack 

On 4/22/2022 at 11:28 AM, South Austin said:

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I laughed so hard at this I almost spit out my drink 🤣

digdogger was hilarious. one of the 2-3 funniest posters i've come across in 20 years on these boards. in fact, i just realized i'm damn near at the exact 20th anniversary of when i first signed up for hornfans. that's kinda wild. 

4 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

digdogger was hilarious. one of the 2-3 funniest posters i've come across in 20 years on these boards. in fact, i just realized i'm damn near at the exact 20th anniversary of when i first signed up for hornfans. that's kinda wild. 

Indeed.  I'm not far behind, having joined hornfans in Fall of 2003 (when I actually lived in South Austin).

Got on Hornfans in 2000 or early 2001 while in law school.

Best message board ever until the Simms meltdown in Dallas against CU.  Then stayed pretty damn excellent for a few more years before turning to shit.

98 or 99 on 360 hookem board to find out why Kwame Cavil wasn't playing in the bowl game. Got hooked by the slap fights between Beowulf and Attila the Horn. Haha

 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Does anyone know what happened to Digdogger? Haven't seen him on here since last fall. 

Pretty sure he went to prison. For imprisoning his daughter and grandkids, whom he had with that daughter, for decades. 

Fuck me @futureman

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12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is going way back, but whatever happened to GOO?

Last I heard he's still alive and well.

14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is going way back, but whatever happened to GOO?

Got married then disappeared after that. I ran into him at a few tailgates here and there over the years. Always had that green long sleeve on.

17 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Wasn’t he The People’s Elbow (TPE) on Shag, or were they two separate posters? Doubt he ever made it over here. 

Those were two different posters.

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

Those were two different posters.

Yeah, GOO was kind of a kid, clearly student or student-aged, approximately.

TPE had the sort of CTJ/Scipio curmudgeon kind of thing going on, IIRC.

I was under the impression that TPE went to Medical school and became a doc. 

TPE was a great contributor to the basketball board on HF, and in all honesty is probably the most popular/unanimously liked person to ever post on HF/shaggy/surly. it makes sense that he bounced before even joining shaggy. 

speaking of really good contributors to the hoops forum who were hilarious and well like and who no longer post here- man i miss WhoooTex. we exchanged emails a few times several years ago. i need to go see if i can find his correo electrónico and see what he's up to. 

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On 7/18/2022 at 3:25 PM, Gil Bang said:

I was under the impression that TPE went to Medical school and became a doc. 

Must’ve.  He’s old.  Someone on ob reminded me of him.  He was a 6’5” doctor as well

7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Must’ve.  He’s old.  Someone on ob reminded me of him.  He was a 6’5” doctor as well

Big whoop, this guy is a 6’7” doctor.

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On 7/26/2022 at 2:52 AM, shadow_operative said:

and in all honesty is probably the most popular/unanimously liked person to ever post on HF/shaggy/surly.

You mean besides me. 

Just now, shadow_operative said:

i actually meant besides me, but whatevs.

Right. Besides us two. Understandable mistake. 

On 8/1/2022 at 12:23 AM, closetohumping said:

And this is the doctor of thugonomics

 

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If the Chinese tell him it's ok.

  • 1 month later...

Man that dude was fucking hilarious

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What happened to Randolph Duke? There’s some fantastic misery porn coming out of aggyland and we haven’t heard a peep from him in a while. We give him shit for his novella posts, but he’s a good dude to have around.

On 10/29/2022 at 8:18 AM, South Austin said:

but he’s a good dude to have around.

 

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On 10/29/2022 at 7:18 AM, South Austin said:

What happened to Randolph Duke? There’s some fantastic misery porn coming out of aggyland and we haven’t heard a peep from him in a while. We give him shit for his novella posts, but he’s a good dude to have around.

Surely aggy didn't catch him or we'd know from the bragging.

On 10/29/2022 at 7:18 AM, South Austin said:

What happened to Randolph Duke? There’s some fantastic misery porn coming out of aggyland and we haven’t heard a peep from him in a while. We give him shit for his novella posts, but he’s a good dude to have around.

He’s probably in the aggy tears equivalent of a meat coma

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