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45 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Will we be seeing a GoRD registering soon?

Do we have to make a tiny scoreboard for him? 

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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

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Anyone know what became of SushiHorn? Did he get a new name?

He basically tired of the message boards. Got married not too long ago. He’s doing well offline. If he came back, you’d recognize his posts fairly quickly lol.
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Urinal Cake from way back.  Did he get a new name?  

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Urinal Cake from way back.  Did he get a new name?  

Not sure. He's not listed when you look up his handle.

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I know he wasnt a poster, but I sure miss dirt bike. 

Just now, Baboontyme said:

Whatever happened to Numbers?

No idea if he still posts here, but he is still posting on IG.

On 9/15/2022 at 3:01 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Looks like @Digdoggerhas been sharing his Netflix password.

 

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A story of pure fiction if you ask me

44 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think his kid had some mental disability and people kept using the word retard so he left. 

really? was he well regarded?

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the fuck is Nor Semen

The last item in a list of things your mother never turns down?

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the fuck is Nor Semen

An Oslovian alt.metal band name?

On 12/12/2022 at 9:18 AM, immamac said:

I think his kid had some mental disability and people kept using the word retard so he left. 

You just used the word retard.

I think it’s like an undercover cop thing…if you ask somebody you think may be retarded, “are you a retard?”, they have to tell you if they are.  Or you can just avoid the awkward terminology, stay quiet, notice their hat, And move Along.  

Can the mods do a welfare check on Phdhorn??  I haven't seen him post in a really long time and he would be all in on this potential winter weather event.

This would be one helluva last post for him. 

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Disagree in part w/the feel of the car point, agree with most of the rest. Just got back from a week in UK, plus have driven numerous times in British-cultured countries (i.e. Caribbean). One thing apparently new, some cars now have blinkers on left side/wipers on right as we're used to (my car did), especially rental cars made in other countries.

It doesn't take long to get the basic feel of the car, but driving there has a variety of conditions and unusual stuff. Plus, no matter what, it takes most Americans a lot more focus to keep the car centered on the left side - being used to driving on the right, most of us are pretty much unconscious about that. But in Britain, you are constantly thinking about it, taking up brainpower that normally is used for 2nd-level functions in an American car.

The dreaded roundabouts are okay especially if you're used to any kind of traffic circles in the States (flowing clockwise though of course in UK), but there are some harrowing situations. One is that many of the "A" routes (usually 2 lane or 4 lane undivided) where you're going 65 suddenly end in a large roundabout, with medians between the lanes within the circle! This means you have to get into the exact lane you want or else just end up going the wrong way. The only way to overcome this is sheer familiarity - knowing the road exactly. 1-2 times over it will solve the problem usually. Also, most routes have the directions painted on the roadway, which gives little notice and often the writing is worn off. Yes they do have signs but often they're plied with a diagram of the roundabout, with as many as 3-4 routes marked and a list of destinations under each - it's like a page from War and Peace at times. Fortunately most roundabouts are smaller and less crowded with signage and traffic. The major routes (the "M"s), equal to interstates, are easy to drive but the flow is reversed - faster lanes towards the right, not left, and 90% of on/off ramps are on the left of the main highway.

You are correct about the roads being narrow - and in fact most of them are much narrower than here (again the "M"s are wide though). Many roads have to waft through Medieval towns and so the lanes are very narrow.  It does take a little practice to get used to the turns - right turn is across traffic while left is a direct turn. That's not too hard but yes there are some places you might not easily be able to see the lanes (British markings are a little rough sometimes).

Driving isn't too hard and can actually be fun there. But make no mistake - it takes a lot more energy and concentration than in the States, mostly because you can't afford to relax and go "brain dead" as you can do here, being so used to it. The main thing is start out on unbusy roads, get the feel, and then work up into traffic only after being VERY comfortable with the car's handling. But it can be done without much struggle. BTW they still rent out (and drive) far more sticks than automatics... they're getting more in the rental car stocks, but it might cost extra (I always drive a stick and it's a lot of fun, plus it keeps me focused more than an automatic).

Don't worry about driving in London - you pay a fee to be able to do so (congestion fee). Great idea. For most big cities, the speeds are slower so you have more time, but the worst enemy for an American driving in Britain - the dreaded one-way street - lurks. The #1 cause of accidents is thinking you're going the "British" way turning on a street but it's one way, or you come out of a one-way where traffic suddenly has 2 ways (and is often not well marked). But that's fairly rare, though worth mentioning.

All in all, driving in Britain can get fun but for Americans you really can never let up. It takes more out of you but as long as you stay focused, it's fine - and weirdly differently enjoyable. It's also sinful and evil, but that's another story.

Edit: The comments about wives/passengers going batshit cray with stress is spot on. It's VERY tough sitting in the passenger seat constantly watching the car get way too close to curbs and shit on their side (the left). My wife had a terrible time and frankly hated it even though she said I drove well (well except the one time I hit a low curb sticking out at night on an unfamiliar Oxford road!). Be sure each person smokes a peace pipe - driver says I won't yell at passenger for looking horrified, and passenger promises not to mother-in-law it to shout comments like "you're too far over!" or "watch it" and whatnot. Passengers unused to UK driving probably get much more stressed out than drivers, who are at least doing something and have some control over it!

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He’s done this before. Stepping back for half a year or so. Pretty recently actuallly.

I guess MeerkatBong is no more.  Let's observe a moment of silence. 

Or not.  Actually, fuck that guy.  Poor man's Anastasis (that's not a compliment, BTW). 

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I guess MeerkatBong is no more.  Let's observe a moment of silence.  Or not. 
Actually, fuck that guy.  Poor man's Anastasis (that's not a compliment, BTW). 
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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I guess MeerkatBong is no more.  Let's observe a moment of silence.  Or not. 

Actually, fuck that guy.  Poor man's Anastasis (that's not a compliment, BTW). 

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He's hamsterhookah or some bullshit like that now. Chrispy is way too damaged to take a hint

2 minutes ago, VRHorn said:

He's hamsterhookah or some bullshit like that now. Chrispy is way too damaged to take a hint

I haven't seen a new handle yet. 

JT is still around...it's not difficult to figure out who he is if you pay attention.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

JT is still around...it's not difficult to figure out who he is if you pay attention.

Now I gotta pay attention?  Great 

8 hours ago, Hate said:

JT is still around...it's not difficult to figure out who he is if you pay attention.

Because he's the only one still using the jt ranking method? 

36 minutes ago, troph said:

how the fuck and why do y'all keep track of all of this shit?

 

FIFY.

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Speaking of jt, how about @Jive Turkey? Unless I'm doing it wrong his last post was July 7. 

Well....it ain't cool being no Jive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

On 12/12/2022 at 9:18 AM, immamac said:

I think his kid had some mental disability and people kept using the word retard so he left. 

I’m pretty sure he (Numbers’ son) is autistic or has Asperger’s. That is why he’d lose his mind in vax threads. It’s probably a good thing he left before Covid, seemingly. I don’t know him but know he’s a neighborhood guy. Nice guy; crazy about some things I’d never agree with him on, but I’ve never been in his shoes.

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19 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

I’m pretty sure he (Numbers’ son) is autistic or has Asperger’s. That is why he’d lose his mind in vax threads. It’s probably a good thing he left before Covid, seemingly. I don’t know him but know he’s a neighborhood guy. Nice guy; crazy about some things I’d never agree with him on, but I’ve never been in his shoes.

At one point he lived in San Clemente CA, or am I remembering that wrong? 

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utvol was a frequent poster and friend of the Texas program as far back as the old TexasBBS days in the mid to late '90s.  His daughter just called to tell me that Neal passed away suddenly this morning. He was the catalyst for many of our original Houston area get togethers at Mucky Duck.  He may have bled the wrong color orange, but he loved college football and had a healthy respect for all things burnt orange. He also happened to be as wonderful of a human being as I've ever met in my 50+ years on this planet.  The world got a little worse today and the Texas Longhorns lost a good friend.  Hopefully he'll catch up with PhxHorn, bully, and Alfredo for a round.

RIP utvol.  God bless you, brother.

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Sorry to hear that.  Hopefully that had one more nice family Christmas.  RIP, utvol.  

I remember rpongett being a solid contributor from Hornfans days, as was hpslugga.  billinsinton too, havent seen his name in a long time.

rpongett appears to be alive and well, and still practicing law on Los Angeles.  I haven't seen a post from him in years.

 

hpslugga is still around.  I'm pretty sure he posted recently, but it may have been in another handle, but he identified himself.  He said that he's out of coaching these days. 

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