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Who was the poster that would brag about fucking some Houston Texans cheerleader and wore his hat slightly off kilter. I think he went into coaching and moved to Rock Springs or something like that.

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7 minutes ago, Hate said:

Who was the poster that would brag about fucking some Houston Texans cheerleader and wore his hat slightly off kilter. I think he went into coaching and moved to Rock Springs or something like that.

Some asshole had the nerve to brag about fucking a cheerleader?   

 

Cheerleaders fuck; it's what they do.  If you're at the right place at the right time, and you're not disgusting, you're in business.   

 

THEY BECOME CHEERLEADERS BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FUCK

Who was the poster that would brag about fucking some Houston Texans cheerleader and wore his hat slightly off kilter. I think he went into coaching and moved to Rock Springs or something like that.

His name escapes me. But I saved the photos (if it is in fact the same guy/gal). Something like mc Orange.

And for the record, my grandfather wore his hat off-kilter, to the point that the top of his left ear was flat.  flat as a fucking pancake. 

 

 

*Pettit Texas, holla.

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:


His name escapes me. But I saved the photos (if it is in fact the same guy/gal). Something like mc Orange.

Yeah, that was it.  IT wasn't necessarily that he was bragging about banging a cheerleader...there was more to it but I can't remember.  He took all the ribbing he got in stride and was a pretty solid poster I thought.

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:


His name escapes me. But I saved the photos (if it is in fact the same guy/gal). Something like mc Orange.

Think you’re right 

On 12/26/2022 at 11:16 AM, royiv said:

Is it time to add @ROFL BOX to this thread?

I'm pretty sure I've gotten pos rep from him fairly recently. Maybe he's more fond of lurking now. 

14 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm pretty sure I've gotten pos rep from him fairly recently. Maybe he's more fond of lurking now. 

lol nevermind. I've been caught up. 

20 hours ago, Hate said:

Who was the poster that would brag about fucking some Houston Texans cheerleader and wore his hat slightly off kilter. I think he went into coaching and moved to Rock Springs or something like that.

I used to date and bang a Rockets dancer in ‘01-‘02.  She went to my high school but was a few years behind. She was a cheerleader back at Westlake. Yeah, I got her good. 

20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Some asshole had the nerve to brag about fucking a cheerleader?   

 

Cheerleaders fuck; it's what they do.  If you're at the right place at the right time, and you're not disgusting, you're in business.   

 

THEY BECOME CHEERLEADERS BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FUCK

Everyone likes to fuck. Some people can fuck, and some can’t. That’s an idiotic take.  But, c’est la Gil Bang’d. 

Randolph Duke? Phlegm? Seriously are either of them still alive? And what about Machinator? He left for a while, came back, and disappeared all over again.

I have phlegm on block so who cares. Maybe imma can make a bot that randomly posts the same dozen aggy pics in every foosball thread.

On 1/5/2023 at 8:27 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Randolph Duke? Phlegm? Seriously are either of them still alive? And what about Machinator? He left for a while, came back, and disappeared all over again.

Probably was made LTXfan or whatever was stealing his bit by posting every tweet on the internet 

19 hours ago, Js1 said:

Probably was made LTXfan or whatever was stealing his bit by posting every tweet on the internet 

The gap between Mach and LTXfan is Grand Canyon-esque. 

I have to assume that Randolph Duke finally went too far in his daily attacks on the orderlies at the nuthouse and then was ultimately subjected to violent electrolysis or a lobotomy. 

On 1/8/2023 at 8:53 AM, closetojumping said:

I have to assume that Randolph Duke finally went too far in his daily attacks on the orderlies at the nuthouse and then was ultimately subjected to violent electrolysis or a lobotomy. 

I vote for autoerotic asphyxiation somewhere toward the end of aggy's 5-7 season.

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how many of y'all were around for the STRAITHORN saga? what was his burner handle again? Texas Fight or something like that? it's threads like that that make me wish that all of shaggy hadn't been nuked from orbit. that was hilarious. 

On 1/8/2023 at 8:53 AM, closetojumping said:

The gap between Mach and LTXfan is Grand Canyon-esque. 

I have to assume that Randolph Duke finally went too far in his daily attacks on the orderlies at the nuthouse and then was ultimately subjected to violent electrolysis or a lobotomy. 

Mach actually posts good content. The latter only posts tweets and the same gifs over and over and over again. And won’t stop obsessively hating TCU. 

I don’t know why anyone would actively wonder where Phlegm is. 

On 1/18/2023 at 11:26 AM, Porterhouse said:

Mach actually posts good content. The latter only posts tweets and the same gifs over and over and over again. And won’t stop obsessively hating TCU. 

I don’t know why anyone would actively wonder where Phlegm is. 

I've always assumed it was Patton State Hospital

On 12/27/2022 at 3:58 PM, Saint Tacky said:

utvol was a frequent poster and friend of the Texas program as far back as the old TexasBBS days in the mid to late '90s.  His daughter just called to tell me that Neal passed away suddenly this morning. He was the catalyst for many of our original Houston area get togethers at Mucky Duck.  He may have bled the wrong color orange, but he loved college football and had a healthy respect for all things burnt orange. He also happened to be as wonderful of a human being as I've ever met in my 50+ years on this planet.  The world got a little worse today and the Texas Longhorns lost a good friend.  Hopefully he'll catch up with PhxHorn, bully, and Alfredo for a round.

RIP utvol.  God bless you, brother.

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"Laissez les bon temps rouler. Let the good times roll!"

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Maybe I missed something, but did Johnny Sack finally bail? Haven’t seen him in a while.

Maybe I missed something, but did Johnny Sack finally bail? Haven’t seen him in a while.

It’s been a bit more pleasant around hasn’t it? Maybe he finally told some black folks how he really feels about them and that was that.
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On 1/25/2023 at 5:31 PM, South Austin said:

Maybe I missed something, but did Johnny Sack finally bail? Haven’t seen him in a while.

Wouldn’t say anyone has “missed” him.  Really unpleasant guy.

On 12/28/2022 at 9:03 PM, Gil Bang said:

Some asshole had the nerve to brag about fucking a cheerleader?   

 

Cheerleaders fuck; it's what they do.  If you're at the right place at the right time, and you're not disgusting, you're in business.   

 

THEY BECOME CHEERLEADERS BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FUCK

Probably mostly true. I have a cousin was fucking a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader for a good while and I think were engaged for a while. He ended up in the state pen and a sever drug addict.

I really, really miss REX Kramer.  Hope she is going well.  

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On 1/25/2023 at 7:31 PM, South Austin said:

Maybe I missed something, but did Johnny Sack finally bail? Haven’t seen him in a while.

 

On 1/25/2023 at 8:02 PM, Patricio Swayze said:


It’s been a bit more pleasant around hasn’t it? Maybe he finally told some black folks how he really feels about them and that was that.

 

9 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Wouldn’t say anyone has “missed” him.  Really unpleasant guy.

I have a suspicion that Frank Drebin is Sack’s new handle.

Edit: yeah, I’m pretty much certain. Sacks last post was 10/28, Drebin’s posting took off the same day. Details match on things both have posted. It’s him.
 

 

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Why would you change handles if you weren't banned?  Especially someone as shitty as sack that wears his shitiness like a badge of honor.

Wasnt he already a deacon? Definitely working on grand wizard though

On 1/27/2023 at 7:35 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why would you change handles if you weren't banned?  Especially someone as shitty as sack that wears his shitiness like a badge of honor.

"I can pay $10,000 to watch rats fuck".

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I am surprised how many of you fuckers are still here or alive. Haven't posted in 2-3+ years so had to create a new username

What happened to that girl everybody hated, who just showed up one day demanding to post her tits?

7 minutes ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

What happened to that girl everybody hated, who just showed up one day demanding to post her tits?

If we're thinking of the same broad, she's probably about to be the VP candidate on a major party ticket.  Or that lady giving tours of Austin on those open-aired double decker busses.  Nothing in between though.

Levity aside, she'll be running for mayor before this decade is out.  bank on it.  

On 1/27/2023 at 9:35 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why would you change handles if you weren't banned?  

So I don't get fined?

50 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

 

Levity aside, she'll be running for mayor before this decade is out.  bank on it.  

Not with those tits

On 12/27/2022 at 4:58 PM, Saint Tacky said:

utvol was a frequent poster and friend of the Texas program as far back as the old TexasBBS days in the mid to late '90s.  His daughter just called to tell me that Neal passed away suddenly this morning. He was the catalyst for many of our original Houston area get togethers at Mucky Duck.  He may have bled the wrong color orange, but he loved college football and had a healthy respect for all things burnt orange. He also happened to be as wonderful of a human being as I've ever met in my 50+ years on this planet.  The world got a little worse today and the Texas Longhorns lost a good friend.  Hopefully he'll catch up with PhxHorn, bully, and Alfredo for a round.

RIP utvol.  God bless you, brother.

Small world- went to Texas with his daughter. Heartbreaking for his family.

On 3/6/2023 at 5:48 PM, Ignatius Reilly said:

Not with those tits

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