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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

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On 9/8/2023 at 9:18 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

The same people who bitch about Derka when he posts are the same ones bitching about him when he doesn't post. Some of y'all need therapy. 

 

It took like 3-4 PMs for me to come to an understanding and rapport with Derka and I've never had the slightest problem with him since. But this is the internet, by and large, people ain't gonna make the effort to establish that. It's a shame, really. Is he too confrontational when challenged even a little bit? Sure, but he's also egged on to a degree that's pretty absurd when you step back and think about it. Very reactionary behavior on both sides.

Lulz. Why?

Isn’t hit driving around Hawaii in his 2002 corvette with his mail order bride?

Don’t forget the tags on his sport coat sleeves
2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Lulz. Why?

Isn’t hit driving around Hawaii in his 2002 corvette with his mail order bride?


Til his house burned down. Probably. 

nvm. 

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On 9/14/2023 at 8:35 PM, Brian Fantana said:

It took like 3-4 PMs for me to come to an understanding and rapport with Derka and I've never had the slightest problem with him since. But this is the internet, by and large, people ain't gonna make the effort to establish that. It's a shame, really. Is he too confrontational when challenged even a little bit? Sure, but he's also egged on to a degree that's pretty absurd when you step back and think about it. Very reactionary behavior on both sides.

These posts are as tiresome as he is. 

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22 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

These posts are as tiresome as he is. 

How about you go fuck your own face, pussy?

31 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

How about you go fuck your own face, pussy?

Bro calm down

On 9/8/2023 at 3:31 PM, closetohumping said:

I feel bad for him but he was incredibly confrontational.  I don’t have an affinity for him at all

The confrontational aspect is something that in theory he can work on and change, but you have to want to change and be willing to put in a lot of time and concerted effort to change. Only he knows for sure if he’s willing to do that. For his own sake I hope he does.


This website, if we are being honest, was not good for his mental health. Being confrontational and unapologetic when you are called to the carpet is not a good mix for anyone, much less someone who struggles with the mental aspect of life. I hope he finds a better outlet than this place that can help him to grow as a person in a positive manner.

25 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

The confrontational aspect is something that in theory he can work on and change, but you have to want to change and be willing to put in a lot of time and concerted effort to change. Only he knows for sure if he’s willing to do that. For his own sake I hope he does.


This website, if we are being honest, was not good for his mental health. Being confrontational and unapologetic when you are called to the carpet is not a good mix for anyone, much less someone who struggles with the mental aspect of life. I hope he finds a better outlet than this place that can help him to grow as a person in a positive manner.

Seems like he has.  Hasn't been around for a while so, good for him.  Yes, he was incredibly argumentative and would retag or neg you just to get your attention.  

How many times can Chrispy get banned before it hits him that his posting is not wanted here? He just got banned again and returns minutes later as animetobacco after animaltobacco got put out of commission. 

I’m gonna go with infinity since he keeps coming back. If everyone ignores him he’ll eventually go away.

56 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m gonna go with infinity since he keeps coming back. If everyone ignores him he’ll eventually go away.

We actually have a moderator arguing with him in the Elon Musk thread.

He just created a new screen name called Animationtaco literally five minutes ago. Do we not do IP bans here? It seems like it might be time for that.

He uses a VPN. You can't ban those without accidentally banning other posters who use the same VPN. 

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

He uses a VPN. You can't ban those without accidentally banning other posters who use the same VPN. 

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12 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

How many times can Chrispy get banned before it hits him that his posting is not wanted here? He just got banned again and returns minutes later as animetobacco after animaltobacco got put out of commission. 

Who?

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Who?

That was his first name. His latest is animaltobacco and then yesterday animetobacco and animationtaco. He has been banned under at least 10 different names. 

Is Smoking Man still around under a new username?
 

I’ll always remember him as the guy who went ballistic on me on TOS (Hornfans?) when I made a comment about our band’s flag corps ridiculously trying to reenact the planting of the flag on Iwo Jima while the band played the Marine Corps Hymn. I couldn’t figure out why he was so pissed until I later saw that autocorrect had changed Hymn to Hymen. He must’ve thought I was throwing some inter-service insult at him and his fellow US Marines. 

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Autocorrect strikes again

55 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

That was his first name. His latest is animaltobacco and then yesterday animetobacco and animationtaco. He has been banned under at least 10 different names. 

Seems AnimationTaco is currently still with us unfortunately.

 

I honestly can't figure out what compels a person to go through such motions to post somewhere he gets constantly bagged. It's bizarre.

He gets off on it and y’all feed right into it. Put him on ignore and move on. He’s clearly on a VPN so he can’t be banned outright. Just ignore him and he will eventually go away. This is him when y’all finally neg him enough o be banned

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1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Is Smoking Man still around under a new username?
 

I’ll always remember him as the guy who when ballistic on me on TOS (Hornfans?) when I made a comment about our band’s flag corps looking ridiculous when they tried to recreate the planting of the flag on Iwo Jima while the band played the Marine Corps Hymn. I couldn’t figure out why he was so pissed until I later saw that autocorrect had changed Hymn to Hymen. He must’ve thought I was throwing some inter-service insult at him and his fellow US Marines. 


Maybe he just needed a ride?

20 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Is Smoking Man still around under a new username?
 

I’ll always remember him as the guy who when ballistic on me on TOS (Hornfans?) when I made a comment about our band’s flag corps looking ridiculous when they tried to recreate the planting of the flag on Iwo Jima while the band played the Marine Corps Hymn. I couldn’t figure out why he was so pissed until I later saw that autocorrect had changed Hymn to Hymen. He must’ve thought I was throwing some inter-service insult at him and his fellow US Marines. 

What kind of autocorrect do you have…??!

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

What kind of autocorrect do you have…??!

A twisted one. 

On 9/19/2023 at 12:46 PM, G650 said:

Seems AnimationTaco is currently still with us unfortunately.

 

I honestly can't figure out what compels a person to go through such motions to post somewhere he gets constantly bagged. It's bizarre.

@KCMasterpieceof appears to be a new iteration.

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On 9/14/2023 at 7:29 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Lulz. Why?

Isn’t hit driving around Hawaii in his 2002 corvette with his mail order bride?

I always pictured it as being a 1987ish vette with 250,000 miles and a ton of bondo on it. 

12 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I always pictured it as being a 1987ish vette with 250,000 miles and a ton of bondo on it. 

Similar to the bmw or mercedes that come off the weekly payment lots?

Sounds about right. 

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Derka is gone? Damn. RIP to da fantasy basketball league. 

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Did derka have a farewell post again?  Link? 

He will be back 5 minutes after midnight madness. 

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27 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Did derka have a farewell post again?  Link? 

He will be back 5 minutes after midnight madness. 

Stare into your monitor and repeat "Rick Barnes is a horrible coach" three times and Derka will appear. 

36 minutes ago, Deej said:

Stare into your monitor and repeat "Rick Barnes is a horrible coach" three times and Derka will appear. 

Or “hey maybe we should give Rodney a chance” 

 

 

 

On 9/20/2023 at 8:51 AM, Kennythetiger said:

What kind of autocorrect do you have…??!

A busted one?

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Lulz. Why?

Isn’t hit driving around Hawaii in his 2002 corvette with his mail order bride?
There were some "Yawns" on some football threads the past few days that raised the question.

Is the alleged truck-stealing roofer back? 

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lol this place has gotten really soft, deleting a Michelle Obama joke.  Well I’ll drop back in in another year or so and check on you fellas.  I’ll go back to living my best life

On 10/1/2023 at 9:36 PM, Gil Bang said:

Is the alleged truck-stealing roofer back? 

He sure is!

lol this place has gotten really soft, deleting a Michelle Obama joke.  Well I’ll drop back in in another year or so and check on you fellas.  I’ll go back to living my best life

It will be even worse a year from now.
11 minutes ago, Hate said:


It will be even worse a year from now.

His best life or the joke tolerance?

Was looking on nextdoor the other day to reply to some neighbor's requests for help to lay down corn gluten meal on dead spots in their grass once this damn summer gets fucked.  And I just shouted "Holy shit, he's back!"  Wife comes running into the office like, "The kids can hear you.  What are you yelling about!?"  The main story in the feed was woman saying there's somebody south of us (I think CIrcle C or William Cannon) throwing rocks at car windows for mischief and fun.  I blurted that out because I thought TxTow got parole or some shit.  But I guess he's still gone. 

Seeing a buncha old Longhornfanzone, hornfans, Shaggy posters in Dallas this weekend that I haven't seen in a long time.  I wonder if they're tolerable sober.  Mine or theirs, dealer's choice. 

1 hour ago, Digdogger said:

lol this place has gotten really soft, deleting a Michelle Obama joke.  Well I’ll drop back in in another year or so and check on you fellas.  I’ll go back to living my best life

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Marine Corps Hymen was NOT on my bingo card.

But hey, that blood stripe ain't just gonna jump on your leg by itself.

Is Porterhouse gone? I see his posts now say "Guest" but they are still up.

Honestly, I'd love the option to be able to delete my account or turn them all to "Guest" when the time comes. 

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