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#1801
On 12/22/2023 at 5:01 PM, KaiserSoze said:

I believe it was horse beastiality? Someone on ShaggyBevo posted links to a beastility message board that had a bunch of posts about sex w/horses that were all signed "Bernard" the same way he did it here. They were creepily detailed. 

 

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#1802
On 2/26/2024 at 11:55 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Would be nice to have an account delete feature so that we can know "oh this person decided to leave" versus "oh this person might have died and their bad takes live on forever."

Mine doesn't show delete cuz I'm an admin/moderator but that option is there if you want your shit deleted. People do it all the time. 

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#1803
On 3/12/2022 at 8:35 AM, immamac said:

Bravo come on down!

Final Post (clearly deranged)

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Then this email to the contact us after refusing his 6 day ban.

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then 23 minutes later, clearly stable

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then 44 minutes later, this absolute gem. Notice the ban reason, it was clear this guy was out of control.

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shit !!  BL gave me one lasting  ‘to infinity and beyond’ point as well.  

Am I fucked?

#1805

I cannot imagine the pain and devastation that would be caused by getting banned right before you would have won the Daily Rep Award. 

It must have been similar to what U$C fans felt in Jan06.

#1806

Request Personal data related to Surly?

Pretty sure I DON'T want to see that.

#1807
On 2/26/2024 at 11:55 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Would be nice to have an account delete feature so that we can know "oh this person decided to leave" versus "oh this person might have died and their bad takes live on forever."

We should just add a post-death directive in each users account. Though for the most part I would not have an issue with my kids reading my posts. They’d laugh, cry, rarely be embarrassed and then wonder how the heck I got anything done. Kids it’s worse than that, I’ve probably got close to 100,000 posts that precede this site. At one point I did the math and I averaged 11 post per day for over a decade. And that doesn’t even count pancho chat. 

#1808
17 hours ago, immamac said:

Mine doesn't show delete cuz I'm an admin/moderator but that option is there if you want your shit deleted. People do it all the time. 

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Is delete  full delete or guest lobo kinda scrub where your handle is removed but the post stays.?

#1810

Don’t be dragging me into your wretched shit.  If brisket says I’m dead, torch every post.  My kids don’t need a digital archive.  

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#1811
11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Don’t be dragging me into your wretched shit.  If brisket says I’m dead, torch every post.  My kids don’t need a digital archive.  

Like anyone would have time to read it

#1812
15 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

Like anyone would have time to read it

You must not seem to realize how many lawyers we have on this site.  Fuckers live for pouring over shit.

Go find a group of 10-year-olds playing Monopoly.  Whoever read all of the top of the box and knows all the rules....he/she is gonna be the lawyer in the group.  

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#1814
On 2/28/2024 at 8:29 PM, Surly Bevo said:

You must not seem to realize how many lawyers we have on this site.  Fuckers live for pouring over shit.

Go find a group of 10-year-olds playing Monopoly.  Whoever read all of the top of the box and knows all the rules....he/she is gonna be the lawyer in the group.  

My older brother did this but he became a programmer with HP and EDS. Wicked smart.

#1816
On 2/28/2024 at 8:49 AM, YGIFS said:

Don’t be dragging me into your wretched shit.  If brisket says I’m dead, torch every post.  My kids don’t need a digital archive.  

Brisket also holds my death directive. Clear my browser history, delete my surly account, and dump the contents of my nightstand where my kids won't find it. 

#1820
On 3/7/2024 at 12:18 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Brisket also holds my death directive. Clear my browser history, delete my surly account, and dump the contents of my nightstand where my kids won't find it. 

 

#1823
1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

putt mentioned him in the BBQ thread, but Swayze hasn't posted since 1/6. 

That’s . . . concerning. Anyone know what’s up?

#1824
37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That’s . . . concerning. Anyone know what’s up?

He’s still active elsewhere. 

#1826
On 3/15/2024 at 4:08 PM, South Austin said:

That’s . . . concerning. Anyone know what’s up?

He’s fine.  Taking a break from Surly and bbq while adjusting to his new set of 38 DDs.  They’re incredible.  
 

He sends his best to all you malcontents, buttholes and meatheads.  

#1834
6 hours ago, immamac said:

Idk he asked to be gone. I told him fuck off. He said no really, then he gone. 

I likened him to contact dermatitis.  His posts were always capable of causing a rash.

#1836
On 3/16/2024 at 10:13 PM, deadshank said:

He’s fine.  Taking a break from Surly and bbq while adjusting to his new set of 38 DDs.  They’re incredible.  
 

He sends his best to all you malcontents, buttholes and meatheads.  

Where does he get off having tits? 

#1837
On 12/22/2023 at 3:29 PM, YGIFS said:

Wait, what the fuck?  I thought we were doing that bit from Letterkenny about the Ginger and Boots?  

Somebody talked honestly about fucking a horse?  

What the fuck, Bernard?  Goddamn, every time I think we've all kinda laid out weirdness on the table...shit like this comes up.  Between txTow and the pegging guy.  I mean, horse fucking?  These are legit crimes people!  

Aww shit.

WTF. That's the second confirmed animal-fucker in two different message boards. I guess that's a good sign that law enforcement is doing their jobs...

#1839
33 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Aww shit.

WTF. That's the second confirmed animal-fucker in two different message boards. I guess that's a good sign that law enforcement is doing their jobs...

Again, we're hearing it was a sick ostrich.  Or horse.  Or ostrich, the horse of the ornithological world.  

#1840
On 3/18/2024 at 4:58 PM, immamac said:

Idk he asked to be gone. I told him fuck off. He said no really, then he gone. 

Oh man! The real Slorch is gonna be soooooo unhappy

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#1842
On 3/12/2024 at 5:23 PM, NoDakHornsFan said:

Whatever happened to @texasstrong12? He disappeared off here and Twitter randomly.

I always assumed he was rickylovesweed

#1845

Where's the option to delete? I'm not seeing it:

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#1846
On 3/20/2024 at 10:13 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Goes the other way as well. Rex Kramer....is back.

He comes back in many forms.  And while I appreciate his O&G industry insight, it's only a matter of time before he posts my real name as he does about once a year.  

#1849
15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Sorry to hear about Slorch.  At the end of the day, he made a positive contribution here. 

He’s still here. Couldn’t actually leave. Posted with the Iceman account yesterday.

#1850
On 3/29/2024 at 4:05 PM, YGIFS said:

He comes back in many forms.  And while I appreciate his O&G industry insight, it's only a matter of time before he posts my real name as he does about once a year.  

What'd you think would happen when you decided to have a real name, hhm?

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