February 27, 20241 yr On 12/22/2023 at 5:01 PM, KaiserSoze said: I believe it was horse beastiality? Someone on ShaggyBevo posted links to a beastility message board that had a bunch of posts about sex w/horses that were all signed "Bernard" the same way he did it here. They were creepily detailed.
February 27, 20241 yr On 2/26/2024 at 11:55 AM, FirstTimeCaller said: Would be nice to have an account delete feature so that we can know "oh this person decided to leave" versus "oh this person might have died and their bad takes live on forever." Mine doesn't show delete cuz I'm an admin/moderator but that option is there if you want your shit deleted. People do it all the time.
February 27, 20241 yr On 3/12/2022 at 8:35 AM, immamac said: Bravo come on down! Final Post (clearly deranged) Then this email to the contact us after refusing his 6 day ban. then 23 minutes later, clearly stable then 44 minutes later, this absolute gem. Notice the ban reason, it was clear this guy was out of control. shit !! BL gave me one lasting ‘to infinity and beyond’ point as well. Am I fucked?
February 28, 20241 yr I cannot imagine the pain and devastation that would be caused by getting banned right before you would have won the Daily Rep Award. It must have been similar to what U$C fans felt in Jan06.
February 28, 20241 yr On 2/26/2024 at 11:55 AM, FirstTimeCaller said: Would be nice to have an account delete feature so that we can know "oh this person decided to leave" versus "oh this person might have died and their bad takes live on forever." We should just add a post-death directive in each users account. Though for the most part I would not have an issue with my kids reading my posts. They’d laugh, cry, rarely be embarrassed and then wonder how the heck I got anything done. Kids it’s worse than that, I’ve probably got close to 100,000 posts that precede this site. At one point I did the math and I averaged 11 post per day for over a decade. And that doesn’t even count pancho chat.
February 28, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, immamac said: Mine doesn't show delete cuz I'm an admin/moderator but that option is there if you want your shit deleted. People do it all the time. Is delete full delete or guest lobo kinda scrub where your handle is removed but the post stays.?
February 28, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, troph said: Is delete full delete or guest lobo kinda scrub where your handle is removed but the post stays.? Can do either.
February 28, 20241 yr Don’t be dragging me into your wretched shit. If brisket says I’m dead, torch every post. My kids don’t need a digital archive.
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post 11 hours ago, YGIFS said: Don’t be dragging me into your wretched shit. If brisket says I’m dead, torch every post. My kids don’t need a digital archive. Like anyone would have time to read it
February 29, 20241 yr 15 minutes ago, PhillyD said: Like anyone would have time to read it You must not seem to realize how many lawyers we have on this site. Fuckers live for pouring over shit. Go find a group of 10-year-olds playing Monopoly. Whoever read all of the top of the box and knows all the rules....he/she is gonna be the lawyer in the group. Edited February 29, 20241 yr by Surly Bevo
March 5, 20241 yr On 2/28/2024 at 8:29 PM, Surly Bevo said: You must not seem to realize how many lawyers we have on this site. Fuckers live for pouring over shit. Go find a group of 10-year-olds playing Monopoly. Whoever read all of the top of the box and knows all the rules....he/she is gonna be the lawyer in the group. My older brother did this but he became a programmer with HP and EDS. Wicked smart.
March 7, 20241 yr On 2/28/2024 at 8:49 AM, YGIFS said: Don’t be dragging me into your wretched shit. If brisket says I’m dead, torch every post. My kids don’t need a digital archive. Brisket also holds my death directive. Clear my browser history, delete my surly account, and dump the contents of my nightstand where my kids won't find it.
March 7, 20241 yr On 3/5/2024 at 2:58 PM, safe sex said: @Bama Chick come back 😭 Ain’t nunna y’all got a chance in hell to sniff that. She not that great anyways.
March 12, 20241 yr Whatever happened to @texasstrong12? He disappeared off here and Twitter randomly.
March 13, 20241 yr On 3/7/2024 at 12:18 PM, Pescado_Rojo said: Brisket also holds my death directive. Clear my browser history, delete my surly account, and dump the contents of my nightstand where my kids won't find it.
March 15, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: putt mentioned him in the BBQ thread, but Swayze hasn't posted since 1/6. That’s . . . concerning. Anyone know what’s up?
March 15, 20241 yr 37 minutes ago, South Austin said: That’s . . . concerning. Anyone know what’s up? He’s still active elsewhere.
March 17, 20241 yr On 3/15/2024 at 4:08 PM, South Austin said: That’s . . . concerning. Anyone know what’s up? He’s fine. Taking a break from Surly and bbq while adjusting to his new set of 38 DDs. They’re incredible. He sends his best to all you malcontents, buttholes and meatheads.
March 18, 20241 yr Idk he asked to be gone. I told him fuck off. He said no really, then he gone. Well..then.
March 19, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, immamac said: Idk he asked to be gone. I told him fuck off. He said no really, then he gone. I likened him to contact dermatitis. His posts were always capable of causing a rash.
March 19, 20241 yr On 3/16/2024 at 10:13 PM, deadshank said: He’s fine. Taking a break from Surly and bbq while adjusting to his new set of 38 DDs. They’re incredible. He sends his best to all you malcontents, buttholes and meatheads. Where does he get off having tits?
March 19, 20241 yr On 12/22/2023 at 3:29 PM, YGIFS said: Wait, what the fuck? I thought we were doing that bit from Letterkenny about the Ginger and Boots? Somebody talked honestly about fucking a horse? What the fuck, Bernard? Goddamn, every time I think we've all kinda laid out weirdness on the table...shit like this comes up. Between txTow and the pegging guy. I mean, horse fucking? These are legit crimes people! Aww shit. WTF. That's the second confirmed animal-fucker in two different message boards. I guess that's a good sign that law enforcement is doing their jobs...
March 19, 20241 yr 39 minutes ago, Underdog said: Where does he get off having tits? any place he wants
March 19, 20241 yr 33 minutes ago, Rimbo said: Aww shit. WTF. That's the second confirmed animal-fucker in two different message boards. I guess that's a good sign that law enforcement is doing their jobs... Again, we're hearing it was a sick ostrich. Or horse. Or ostrich, the horse of the ornithological world.
March 19, 20241 yr On 3/18/2024 at 4:58 PM, immamac said: Idk he asked to be gone. I told him fuck off. He said no really, then he gone. Oh man! The real Slorch is gonna be soooooo unhappy Edited March 20, 20241 yr by Gatorubet
March 20, 20241 yr Popular Post On 3/18/2024 at 2:06 PM, immamac said: Slorch be gone. Goodbye, sweet prince. May your bootstraps always pull you up.
March 20, 20241 yr On 3/12/2024 at 5:23 PM, NoDakHornsFan said: Whatever happened to @texasstrong12? He disappeared off here and Twitter randomly. I always assumed he was rickylovesweed
March 25, 20241 yr On 1/30/2024 at 5:46 AM, Mother mopar said: On 1/30/2024 at 3:44 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: Surly’s favorite shale bro is back. Help a brother out...who? Rhymes with Tex Samer
March 29, 20241 yr On 3/20/2024 at 10:13 PM, Surly Bevo said: Goes the other way as well. Rex Kramer....is back. He comes back in many forms. And while I appreciate his O&G industry insight, it's only a matter of time before he posts my real name as he does about once a year.
March 31, 20241 yr Sorry to hear about Slorch. At the end of the day, he made a positive contribution here.
March 31, 20241 yr 15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: Sorry to hear about Slorch. At the end of the day, he made a positive contribution here. He’s still here. Couldn’t actually leave. Posted with the Iceman account yesterday.
April 2, 20241 yr On 3/29/2024 at 4:05 PM, YGIFS said: He comes back in many forms. And while I appreciate his O&G industry insight, it's only a matter of time before he posts my real name as he does about once a year. What'd you think would happen when you decided to have a real name, hhm?
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