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Also I am about 70% sure that's Figurelli again. 

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Wide-E-Wide and JTK

Great posters from back in the 5ATexasFootball days who invited me to the Shag.

Both were good guys.  Wide was funny as hell with just an ounce of passion in his posting style.  Had a thing for Christmas lights too...

 

Watch the title of game threads when football season starts. If they are retarded OP is FCHorn.

RansomStoddard, the pessimist's pessimist. Used to see him on Barking Carnival some after HornFans probably banned him but nowhere else. 

7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Watch the title of game threads when football season starts. If they are retarded OP is FCHorn.

Or that geriatric retard Sirfartsalot. Glad he has yet to surface over here.

23 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Or that geriatric retard Sirfartsalot. Glad he has yet to surface over here.

He posts under the handle "Schmitty".

I’m not totally up on the lingo, but ... incel?

 

 

Also

 

 

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Found Rocko on city data, lulz

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Lulz indeed. Black Superman.

Does a rep of 5176 make him a big baller over there? 

That Vette didn't get him very far did it?

 

LOLz.  Never was a Rocko hater, but he posted some wild shit.

He seems to think very highly of himself.   Has anyone ever met him IRL?

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He seems to think very highly of himself.   Has anyone ever met him IRL?

You mean, besides Swedish call girls?

7 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

You mean, besides Swedish call girls?

...and/or ladybois

I had to google Boris Kodjo.

only the poster that filmed him bench pressing 225 9.5 times (which is still pretty impressive to me).



Lulz indeed. Black Superman.


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I am 

I am 

I am 
(black) Superman

And I will post anything...

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17 hours ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

Black African Americans sounds eerily similar to U.S. Americans.  And such as.

Except way scarier 

I read a few of the threads he posted in and it went about the same way threads he posted in went at Shaggy. He posts something stupid and the next 4-5 posts are people arguing with him about the stupid position/statement/analogy/story/correlation he just made. I'm convinced he's just one of the types that gets off on conflict and arguing with others. We're not missing much with him not being here.

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On 8/25/2018 at 1:06 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Any word from FC Horn? Has he changed his name or did he not make the jump?

Isn't he kopp0e or whatever?

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Isn't he kopp0e or whatever?

I never thought of that, but that makes sense! Kopp0e most likely is FC Horn. 

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I thought kopp0e was a sooner?  Or maybe just blamed to be one, not sure. 

kopp0e is not FCHorn.

kopp0e is a long time poster who decided to venture outside the realignment thread when we jumped ship from the old site to here. 

Machinator is probably FCHorn. You at least post with the frequency he did.

39 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Machinator is probably FCHorn. You at least post with the frequency he did.

Just wait until you see my game threads.

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Machinator is probably FCHorn. You at least post with the frequency he did.

That's some occam's razor for sure. 

Had no idea people still used city-data

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

I thought kopp0e was a sooner?  Or maybe just blamed to be one, not sure. 

If he's a sooner, why is filling up the Pac-12 thread with links?

If he's a sooner, why is filling up the Pac-12 thread with links?



Because maybe he’s really drew?

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i would like it if rex kramer and future man were gone posters.

Yes! I knew you and I would find common ground Derka. Futureman is the second worst of all time, second only to Juicy, who once sent me about thirty PM’s wishing my mother and daughter would get cancer.

Calling Derka 2nd worst is a far stretch.  Ray Pugh?  Romeo Rose?  TxTow?  Vapa?  Rocko?  Half the CR usuals?

Calling Derka 2nd worst is a far stretch.  Ray Pugh?  Romeo Rose?  TxTow?  Vapa?  Rocko?  Half the CR usuals?

I was calling futureman the second worst not Derka
On August 25, 2018 at 2:16 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Watch the title of game threads when football season starts. If they are retarded OP is FCHorn.

Are you sure? I recall FCHorn adhering to a standard when starting game threads: <visiting team> @ <home team>. I believe I saw a thread he started advocating for a standard in naming game threads when I first joined back in 2013. 

For the record I am in favor of a standard when creating game threads: <visiting team> @ <home team>, <time> <network>. 

57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea, TJ started game threads though.

Yeah TJ! Did he make it over? I enjoyed him starting all of our game threads. 

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Yeah TJ! Did he make it over? I enjoyed him starting all of our game threads. 

Haven't seen him.

 

On 8/26/2018 at 8:42 PM, Machinator said:

He posts under the handle "Schmitty".

That fucker has given me 19 neg reps in the past few days in response to a single neg rep I gave him because he wouldn't shut the fuck up about BYU joining the Big XII. 

23 minutes ago, suddenly shaggy said:

That fucker has given me 19 neg reps in the past few days in response to a single neg rep I gave him because he wouldn't shut the fuck up about BYU joining the Big XII. 

Negged

On 8/29/2018 at 12:53 PM, Beau Vine said:

Isn't he kopp0e or whatever?

Could be - tons of meaningless posts and unnecessary elipseses.  

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On 8/31/2018 at 8:59 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you sure? I recall FCHorn adhering to a standard when starting game threads: <visiting team> @ <home team>. I believe I saw a thread he started advocating for a standard in naming game threads when I first joined back in 2013. 

For the record I am in favor of a standard when creating game threads: <visiting team> @ <home team>, <time> <network>. 

You are correct. TJ started UT threads, but FC did all the late p12 games.  FC did the correct names.  

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