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20 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Honestly, I think it should be done. Especially since his real name and picture have been added here. If his kids search their dad in a few years they'll stumble upon the archives of this pretty easily I'd imagine. 

Immamac took care of that concern -- the posts that connected his name and his handle were moved/altered.

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So do we need to add a clause to our personal wills to reach out to immamac with a given safe word that would tell him to nuke our footprints on Surly?  Is that a paid service that will be offered?

1 minute ago, PvilleStang said:

So do we need to add a clause to our personal wills to reach out to immamac with a given safe word that would tell him to nuke our footprints on Surly?  Is that a paid service that will be offered?

Christ don’t make it paid. Immamac will hire hit men to knock everybody off. 

On 9/2/2024 at 6:51 PM, Brisketexan said:

Blast from the past - at the Vegas airport, and just bumped into…Skipperj. SOB actually RECOGNIZED ME from a happy hour years ago. He says he ain’t around here anymore, but he’s alive and well.

Oddly enough, I am quite sure I was at that same happy hour.  The more ya know!

44 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Oddly enough, I am quite sure I was at that same happy hour.  The more ya know!

Those early years shaggy HH's were glorious. 

Just now, NorthLoop said:

Those early years shaggy HH's were glorious. 

It was definitely more high-falutin' than that.  It wasn't at Boomerz, for gosh sakes!

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I’ve told the avatar that if I kick, she is to create an account here and request a clean wipe.

I have let her know if y’all don’t ask to see her tits, she has logged on to the wrong site.

2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I have let her know if y’all don’t ask to see her tits, she has logged on to the wrong site.


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On 9/2/2024 at 9:14 PM, Derka said:

skipperj is my dawg. he made the “football freestyle” video back on TOS that got featured on si.com and had 50,000+ views. he did that out of boredom while waiting for our game to start the day of the infamous 2009 big xii title game. since then we’ve caught several arsenal games at the tavern and even tailgated with thujone and longhorngirlie. hopefully he’ll make a return appearance if arsenal ever wins the premier league.

Pretty sure I saw y’all that day. The tailgating that is. And yeah Skipperj loves him some Arsenal 

I ain't trying to live a long time. I'm trying to live a good time. 
Hell yeah, Pit Bull
On 9/2/2024 at 10:03 PM, Brisketexan said:


Shit, I’d forgotten about this. Ouch.

Don't worry. I'll give his kids the rundown.

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RIP.

3 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
3 hours ago, immamac said:
I ain't trying to live a long time. I'm trying to live a good time. 

Hell yeah, Pit Bull

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20 hours ago, immamac said:

I ain't trying to live a long time. I'm trying to live a good time. 

Tell me you’re under 40 without telling me you’re under 40.  
 

 

On 9/5/2024 at 9:24 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Guys, have you seen imma? He’s gonna have to do some serious work to outlive many of us. 

I’m going with “Nuke the whale FUPA” as my safe word elimination phrase thing.

On 9/5/2024 at 7:16 PM, immamac said:

I ain't trying to live a long time. I'm trying to live a good time. 

And you’re succeeding at both!

On 9/2/2024 at 10:03 PM, Brisketexan said:


Shit, I’d forgotten about this. Ouch.

This seems to be the final post by YGifs.

Maybe we should al rep the shit out of it?  Go on a +rep spree; Brisket, maybe your "announcement" post (thread?) can get a bump & a request.  A sort of digital "punch your medals into the casket" thing?

38 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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New Surly motto?

On 9/5/2024 at 2:51 PM, Native Horn said:

It was definitely more high-falutin' than that.  It wasn't at Boomerz, for gosh sakes!

I’ve been to quite a few Shaggy/Surly happy hours, and Boomerz is the only one that had beer and Girl Scout cookies. 

21 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I’ve been to quite a few Shaggy/Surly happy hours, and Boomerz is the only one that had beer and Girl Scout cookies. 

and a guy playing pool with an eye patch on.

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I’ve been to quite a few Shaggy/Surly happy hours, and Boomerz is the only one that had beer and Girl Scout cookies. 

Was at that one.  Only idiot that brought a lady with me. 

Pretty sad about Grendel... 58 damn. Apparently I worked for years w/his stepbrother, a well-known character at our office, and didn't know it 'til looking at the obit just now. 

I’m only a year and a half late on this one

Liar.  No way you would have ever found me in a library!
Yeah, if my math is correct, I've been a member about 23.5 years (half my life) on some sort if Longhorn message board.  And the other half not on a Longhorn message board website, with a few 6-mos hiatuses here and there over the years.  Never tempted to join myspace, twitter, facebook, instagram, reddit, snapchat, pinterest, or tiktok.  Have an old linkedin page for a previous employer and you surly bastards.  
But levity aside, it's weird to think about this mass of us adopting the original sites in late 90's/early 00's.  A vast majority of the posters/tailgate attendees/et. al. mainly between 25-35 at the time.  Meaning ~25+ years from now, there's gonna be hundreds of us dying every single year.  Kind of a bummer.  But been a run ride, hopefully we're not even halfway done yet. Also doing well at football would certainly help take the fucking sting off this shit.

This one didn’t age well. RIP

Anyone know what happened to Buffsoldier or Whitman? Haven't seen them over here in over 3 years. 

Also, is Phlegm still alive?

Phlegm, hard to say. Haven’t seen him in 2 years probably. With all that’s happened, it’s been enough to drag his interest here for a minute. We’ll know for sure after aggy. No Phlegm, then something happened. 

On 9/19/2024 at 12:31 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Anyone know what happened to Buffsoldier or Whitman? Haven't seen them over here in over 3 years. 

Also, is Phlegm still alive?

Whitman had to bow out for some reason, there was a post about it IIRC. Can't remember if it was work, family or what.

There have been a few notable Surly posters currently on milk cartons.  YGIF's passing has me worried for the worst, but I hope they've just taken an internet sabbatical. 

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Where the hell is @Patricio Swayze

He popped up on a non-snek thread a few weeks ago (maybe CR?) and thought he might be back for good, but doesn't appear so.

Start a thread on the Food board about Salt Lick, TAMU and It's a Small World and if Phlegm doesn't appear within 30 seconds he sleeps with the fishes. 

In all seriousness, I think that was the only dude I had on ignore on the old site due to his posting style giving me seizures. Did not ignore him after the migration and he turned out to be a really good dude who gave me some great Disney advice when my kids were younger. I believe he was a tram driver at Epcot. Hope he is still around and doing well.

20 hours ago, South Austin said:

He popped up on a non-snek thread a few weeks ago (maybe CR?) and thought he might be back for good, but doesn't appear so.

Yeah he yelled at immamac for a hot minute then left.

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I also get to jerk off all over your face. If you can beat me/submit me, I will pay $1000 and will become the most hardcore MAGAt you have ever seen.  Let’s go fuckface. I want to see this feminization of America you are talking about. Put your money where your mouth is.

black lab/immamac, feel free to ban Me for life if this doesn’t meet your stupid monetization standards. This site went from awesome to absolute shit. 

On 9/20/2024 at 9:18 PM, Baboontyme said:

Start a thread on the Food board about Salt Lick, TAMU and It's a Small World and if Phlegm doesn't appear within 30 seconds he sleeps with the fishes. 

In all seriousness, I think that was the only dude I had on ignore on the old site due to his posting style giving me seizures. Did not ignore him after the migration and he turned out to be a really good dude who gave me some great Disney advice when my kids were younger. I believe he was a tram driver at Epcot. Hope he is still around and doing well.

He was in his 70s so odds probably aren't good.  IIRC, he was an IT guy in O&G before retiring and living his theme park dream in Florida. 

 

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

He was in his 70s so odds probably aren't good.  IIRC, he was an IT guy in O&G before retiring and living his theme park dream in Florida. 

 

Didn't he post some pics from when he was in the hospital over cardiac concerns a few years ago?

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Didn't he post some pics from when he was in the hospital over cardiac concerns a few years ago?

I think you're right.

I think he was a retired state of Texas IT guy. Then moved to Florida

Not sure if Florida made him crazy or if he was like that here as well

Entertaining guy for sure

Yeah, if you consider the same 10 aggy gifs over and over again to be entertaining.

His spatchcocked turkey thread with pics of his serial killer stovetop was fantastic.

@MrPhlegm  are you still kicking?

4 minutes ago, smuggs said:

His spatchcocked turkey thread with pics of his serial killer stovetop was fantastic.

@MrPhlegm  are you still kicking?

Unfortunately, his last login was just over two years ago.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Unfortunately, his last login was just over two years ago.

I'll be at Epcot in two weeks. I'll get to the bottom of this.

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