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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

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55 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

At first I was like “man too bad we drove splotch away” but then I was told that @Iceman was slorch.    Oh well

That’s how he posts- ice cold.  No mistakes. He wears you down. 

Ol’ boy [mention=626]ernest_t_bass[/mention] logged in 3 weeks ago, but his last post was almost a full year. He had some odd wife/divorce stories. 

She the one that joined a cult and started shoving crystals up her butt and lighting all those candles you can buy at the michoacana? Or was that F250’s ex? And Bolverk was swindled out of his woman by the people with backyard chikkins, right?
5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s how he posts- ice cold.  No mistakes. He wears you down. 

Look out because he'll ride your tail if you let him.


She the one that joined a cult and started shoving crystals up her butt and lighting all those candles you can buy at the michoacana? Or was that F250’s ex? And Bolverk was swindled out of his woman by the people with backyard chikkins, right?

I think his story had to do with the preacher friend.

i wonder what poo raggy is up to these days…

51 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Probably hanging out with Goo Punch; slamming QT roller dogs and chugging Mountain Dew Code Red.

I choked on a 7-11 hot dog once in high school. you assholes are quite lucky I made it through that and I'm here to grace your presence.  I coulda died that day. I hope those two fellas "slamming" QT roller dogs know how dangerous that activity can be.

wiener choking or shart thread...where does this go?

  • 2 weeks later...

wasn't ruffian a hottie?   Or alleged to be, anyway?

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

wasn't ruffian a hottie?   Or alleged to be, anyway?

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also miss trumpette and frenchie

The reason I thought of those two the other night...too many details and I'm not trying to be the new YGIFS but Ruff gave me some advice back in the day, in her extra special delivery, that I took to heart. It was great advice and I would like to think it has benefited some people I care about. So thank you, wherever you are. And sax seemed like a good dude. 

10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

The reason I thought of those two the other night...too many details and I'm not trying to be the new YGIFS but Ruff gave me some advice back in the day, in her extra special delivery, that I took to heart. It was great advice and I would like to think it has benefited some people I care about. So thank you, wherever you are. And sax seemed like a good dude. 

Ruff was really cool. She gave a lot of cool advice from a female point of view. Kind of like what TigOl does now. 

I’ve hung w sax a few times. Very cool guy. He went back to school at UT, he and Ruff moved to NOLA and he became a NUR$$$$E with his degree so Ruff is prolly a stay at home gold digger 😛

19 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@Kyrie Eleison hasn't checked in for a while.

I think he takes breaks from surly, particularly when there isn’t a reason to remind everyone that LSU is better than us.

Plus, I think he’s friendly with @Brisketexan who would let us know if there was cause for worry (or a well-check, he’s been open about his addiction recovery).  

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I think he takes breaks from surly, particularly when there isn’t a reason to remind everyone that LSU is better than us.

Plus, I think he’s friendly with @Brisketexan who would let us know if there was cause for worry (or a well-check, he’s been open about his addiction recovery).  

@BearSchlong How's Kyrie doing?

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10 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@BearSchlong How's Kyrie doing?

Kyrie is all good, he was at a party at my house on Saturday with his wife.  All is well.

On 2/13/2025 at 5:56 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Ruff was really cool. She gave a lot of cool advice from a female point of view. Kind of like what TigOl does now. 

Ruff was actually female?  I always assumed she was a hitby sock.  

When we did the Shaggy Wimberley flood cleanup, TigOl dropped off beans at my house to complement the brisket someone made for us.  She left these plastic serving spoons that my wife immediately hated, but I insisted that we keep.  I think of Tigol every time I use one, including last Wednesday.  CSB.

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On 2/18/2025 at 12:43 PM, Brisketexan said:

Kyrie is all good, he was at a party at my house on Saturday with his wife.  All is well.

It was extremely disappointing to learn he’s not a hot woman in an LSU bikini. 

My invite musta be lost in the mail
Last time we invited you nobody came.

His Dad still kicking?

Yep. Hope he’ll join us for our crawfish boil this spring.
On 2/21/2025 at 10:22 PM, Beau Vine said:

Ruff was actually female?  I always assumed she was a hitby sock.  

When we did the Shaggy Wimberley flood cleanup, TigOl dropped off beans at my house to complement the brisket someone made for us.  She left these plastic serving spoons that my wife immediately hated, but I insisted that we keep.  I think of Tigol every time I use one, including last Wednesday.  CSB.

Wooderson cooked some badass BBQ that day. Another gone poster.

28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Who did the butterfinger brisket?

 

Champkind did one, but it wasn't his idea.

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Luke duke I believe.

Did he try that one out too? Did he burn the pit up on that one too? 😂

So are we all but confirmed now that @pronghorn was nothing but an outside agitator? He sure seems to have fucked off after getting everything he was campaigning for

13 hours ago, Captainant said:

So are we all but confirmed now that @pronghorn was nothing but an outside agitator? He sure seems to have fucked off after getting everything he was campaigning for

@PRONG HORN wrong tag

Idk maybe imma finally banned his stupid ass for being a weird pedophile

I got a short clip from The Sting in my YouTube feed and it reminded me I haven't seen a post by Henry Gandolf in a while.

I haven't heard a peep from him since he started the Hackman RIP thread two days ago. 

On 12/21/2024 at 4:16 AM, PilotsError said:

You think VAPA ever found any peace in his life?

I love the smell of incense.  And I get a chuckle out of the idiotic narratives you spin about your better.  I remember back in the day, before the leftist insanity turned would-be civil libertarian and card carrying ACLU members into absolute fascist fanatics who spend their time lying about anybody they disagree with, when many here pretended they cared about trying to make our nation better despite its many ills they like to complain about.

Back when VAPA showed up and dared to suggest that there was a serious issue with the police culture and that people should film their interactions with cops.  Back when he suggested suspicionless checkpoints well inside the nation absent any suspicion leading to thirty minute detentions while being wholly outside the scope of determining immigration status violated the Constitution and case law.  But the neo-con twins foaming at the mouth for unchecked government power, who so well represented the Neo-liberals that have become so famous and so well represented on this forum in a fashion that would make Lindsey Graham proud, could not abide that.  No sir.

Then when he suggested there was a problem with the federal government assassinating Americans without charge or trial in violation of the Constitution, oh hell no!  Even if during the time he was posting his concerns he was also refusing an order to assassinate an American and had resigned his commission as a special operator just five years shy of a retirement check for life.  Get out of here with all that, we're too busy posting about how concerned we are with the next Hitler and fascism and the end of democracy!

So, of course, enter the "sovereign citizen" narrative.  Because that's not trying to square a circle, I mean nothing screams sovereign citizen like a military officer using the court system because sovereign citizen weirdos are known for respecting the authority of the court system and forking over six figures of their own money in a lawsuit against a corrupt cop and another suit against corrupt Border Patrol agents in the pursuit of getting government to respect the Fourth Amendment.  It's a well known fact that sovereign citizens typically have Top Secret SCI clearances and if all this lengthy documentation doesn't scream sovereign citizen then I don't know what does...  And the ACLU flew him to DC to talk to Congress about his border patrol incident because that organization loves to platform sovereign citizens.

Some here have mentioned how those clearances got suspended when he refused to assassinate an American.  They fail to mention the Air Force found for him and reinstated those clearances and he continued to fly for the military and then retired normally at twenty years.

And then, oh my, he got dragged into court by a politician who didn't like being criticized.  Where he beat that politician and then turned around and sued the State of Washington and got a law struck down for violating the First Amendment.  Supported by the ACLU of Washington who wrote an amicus brief in support.

And that brings us to this latest lawsuit where he got our Air Force to stop censoring American citizens who criticize it on social media.  Game, set, match, he obviously has no "peace" in his life whatever that means.

Other than the peace of serving faithfully, risking himself for the nation and for the liberties and rights that pretenders on this board are so concerned about losing because somebody they disagree with has a different viewpoint and is therefore Mussolini.

And, of course, the peace that comes with knowing detractors include weak-sauce lawyers who somehow admit to being sex offenders on this board and nobody bats an eyelash.  Gatorubet, she was 15 or 16 and you were 24, did I get the details correct?  Anyway, don't mind me.  Tell me again about how bad VAPA is.

You clowns should work harder to mask the intense jealousy you feel for your better.

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2 hours ago, NomadicHorn said:

I love the smell of incense.  And I get a chuckle out of the idiotic narratives you spin about your better.  I remember back in the day, before the leftist insanity turned would-be civil libertarian and card carrying ACLU members into absolute fascist fanatics who spend their time lying about anybody they disagree with, when many here pretended they cared about trying to make our nation better despite its many ills they like to complain about.

Back when VAPA showed up and dared to suggest that there was a serious issue with the police culture and that people should film their interactions with cops.  Back when he suggested suspicionless checkpoints well inside the nation absent any suspicion leading to thirty minute detentions while being wholly outside the scope of determining immigration status violated the Constitution and case law.  But the neo-con twins foaming at the mouth for unchecked government power, who so well represented the Neo-liberals that have become so famous and so well represented on this forum in a fashion that would make Lindsey Graham proud, could not abide that.  No sir.

Then when he suggested there was a problem with the federal government assassinating Americans without charge or trial in violation of the Constitution, oh hell no!  Even if during the time he was posting his concerns he was also refusing an order to assassinate an American and had resigned his commission as a special operator just five years shy of a retirement check for life.  Get out of here with all that, we're too busy posting about how concerned we are with the next Hitler and fascism and the end of democracy!

So, of course, enter the "sovereign citizen" narrative.  Because that's not trying to square a circle, I mean nothing screams sovereign citizen like a military officer using the court system because sovereign citizen weirdos are known for respecting the authority of the court system and forking over six figures of their own money in a lawsuit against a corrupt cop and another suit against corrupt Border Patrol agents in the pursuit of getting government to respect the Fourth Amendment.  It's a well known fact that sovereign citizens typically have Top Secret SCI clearances and if all this lengthy documentation doesn't scream sovereign citizen then I don't know what does...  And the ACLU flew him to DC to talk to Congress about his border patrol incident because that organization loves to platform sovereign citizens.

Some here have mentioned how those clearances got suspended when he refused to assassinate an American.  They fail to mention the Air Force found for him and reinstated those clearances and he continued to fly for the military and then retired normally at twenty years.

And then, oh my, he got dragged into court by a politician who didn't like being criticized.  Where he beat that politician and then turned around and sued the State of Washington and got a law struck down for violating the First Amendment.  Supported by the ACLU of Washington who wrote an amicus brief in support.

And that brings us to this latest lawsuit where he got our Air Force to stop censoring American citizens who criticize it on social media.  Game, set, match, he obviously has no "peace" in his life whatever that means.

Other than the peace of serving faithfully, risking himself for the nation and for the liberties and rights that pretenders on this board are so concerned about losing because somebody they disagree with has a different viewpoint and is therefore Mussolini.

And, of course, the peace that comes with knowing detractors include weak-sauce lawyers who somehow admit to being sex offenders on this board and nobody bats an eyelash.  Gatorubet, she was 15 or 16 and you were 24, did I get the details correct?  Anyway, don't mind me.  Tell me again about how bad VAPA is.

You clowns should work harder to mask the intense jealousy you feel for your better.

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On 2/26/2025 at 10:06 PM, Brian Fantana said:

@PRONG HORN wrong tag

Idk maybe imma finally banned his stupid ass for being a weird pedophile

I mean, we’re pretty good with a normal pedophile, but those weird ones…..

The greatest trick Vapa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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