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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

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On 4/14/2025 at 10:23 AM, MissingInAction said:

$1 Long Island Teas at Buffalo room served in mason jars. So much hot drunk ass at that place. Brutal hangovers from that swill, but totally worth it.

Colorado room on 7th had big ol mason jar Long Island ice teas for cheap. Only time I’ve ever literally fell off the bar stool drunk lol. To be young again with an iron stomach for cheap booze and sugar mixers…

1 hour ago, Covri said:

Colorado room on 7th had big ol mason jar Long Island ice teas for cheap. Only time I’ve ever literally fell off the bar stool drunk lol. To be young again with an iron stomach for cheap booze and sugar mixers…

That's the name of the place. Geeze i miss all that stupid shit now. 

18 hours ago, Covri said:

Colorado room on 7th had big ol mason jar Long Island ice teas for cheap. Only time I’ve ever literally fell off the bar stool drunk lol. To be young again with an iron stomach for cheap booze and sugar mixers…

Good ol $5 long island pitchers at Jackalope. And then head over to Bangers for brunch the next day and a liter of mimosa to chase off the hangover

9 hours ago, Captainant said:

Good ol $5 long island pitchers at Jackalope. And then head over to Bangers for brunch the next day and a liter of mimosa to chase off the hangover

Oh y'all young young. Yall missed 25 cent calls at Treasure Island on Sundays 

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I was looking at an old thread, and I saw Rumblefishstix in there.  Did he pass away?  It seems like somebody mentioned that.  

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

I was looking at an old thread, and I saw Rumblefishstix in there.  Did he pass away?  It seems like somebody mentioned that.  

Last post: January 2022

Last visit: September 2024

He might have just lost interest in posting and lurked for a while before entirely moving on. But the way that man drank back in the Shaggy days, I wouldn't be surprised if it finally got him. No clue, though, as I don't recall ever running across his posts after the move.

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On 3/30/2025 at 12:57 AM, Zepol87 said:

Speaking of cheap shit. At Oak Cliff social club a few gals during a snowstorm in Dallas I bet bartender 20 bucks to drink the run off where they pour drinks as a joke and she poured it in a glass and did it. Disgusting 

If she'd do that for $20, we're all dying to know what she was willing to do when you offered her $50. Don't hold out on us, motherfucker. 

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

I was looking at an old thread, and I saw Rumblefishstix in there.  Did he pass away?  It seems like somebody mentioned that.  

Well Gamecock football would finish anyone off.  I wonder if he lived to see that screw job the refs put on them last year.  That may have done it.

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2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Is Funk Doctor Spunk still around? Hope he’s still alive and kicking somewheres.

He changed his handle to William Bludworth.

58 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Is Funk Doctor Spunk still around? Hope he’s still alive and kicking somewheres.

Yup, new name, same shit. 

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On 8/2/2025 at 9:36 AM, immamac said:

Why would come post on a website where people are a dick to you for no reason? 

His screen name is “Hate”?

On 8/2/2025 at 10:36 AM, immamac said:

Why would come post on a website where people are a dick to you for no reason? 

PM Derka

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On 8/14/2025 at 2:16 AM, kibbles said:

who is smarter then me?

this dick

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On 4/14/2025 at 10:23 AM, MissingInAction said:

$1 Long Island Teas at Buffalo room served in mason jars. So much hot drunk ass at that place. Brutal hangovers from that swill, but totally worth it.

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First time I went there, was a freshman "rushing" some frat.  Had 2 of those.  Barely remember sitting on the floor of their back porch, in the rain, with my buddy going "I'm so fucked up right now". 

Got soooo sick later that night.  Didn't know I could throw up my contacts.

56 minutes ago, kibbles said:

@Captain Ron is a bitch and I told him so - we will see if he wants to argue or just keep being a bitch.   I am guessing both.  as soon I as finish with these cuban girls, I will respond.  fuck you Ron.

 

51 minutes ago, kibbles said:

good luck to captain ron - probably a secret aggy or a lawyer.  either way, compared to me, they dumb.

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On 9/21/2025 at 12:54 AM, mchookem said:

@troph 😒😟

 

On 9/21/2025 at 6:53 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Troph is doing ok. ❤️

What happened to troph?

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

What happened to troph?

Troph decided that, as a member of the LGBTQ community with a number of posts to that effect along with other dissent from the regime that it was advisable to delete her presence from this forum.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Troph decided that, as a member of the LGBTQ community with a number of posts to that effect along with other dissent from the regime that it was advisable to delete her presence from this forum.

So she went left-wing Rex Kramer?

what would the left wing version of being a 50 year old pledge even look like

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28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So she went left-wing Rex Kramer?

Well, troph's departure was more principled and reasoned than Rex's various fits.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

So she went left-wing Rex Kramer?

Rex’s lily white ass isn’t under attack, dipshit.

5 hours ago, royiv said:

Rex’s lily white ass isn’t under attack, dipshit.

under attack?

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

under attack?

Yes, fuck face.

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Yes, fuck face.

how so?  troph was one of the most supported posters on this site. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

how so?  troph was one of the most supported posters on this site. 

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6 minutes ago, royiv said:

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ok so nothing of substance to add?  about what I expected. 

9 hours ago, Celery Man said:

what would the left wing version of being a 50 year old pledge even look like

solid burn there.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m sure she won’t create multiple different accounts either 

 

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5 hours ago, futureman said:

how so?  troph was one of the most supported posters on this site. 

She's not afraid of people on this site, just who else might be reading it.

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