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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yeah where is FCHorn? 

He said he was done with forums.  He was a good P12 after dark poster. I guess I’ll post to myself this year.   

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  • No. Been dealing with some pretty heavy family stuff. My uncle Bill (mentioned him a bunch in the football thread) is back in the hospital again. My cousin, Josh, Bill’s oldest son, killed himself ove

  • To some of us, this website is more than a shithole. It’s a shithome.

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Serious question: does anybody know what happened to Leslie Chow? I remember seeing him all the time at the old house. 

The character-sock that repeatedly got banned for racism? I have a few ideas top of mind.

I feel like I haven't seen 20 year old pictures of that lady from JAG in a bikini in a while - where's Phlegm? 
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  • 1 month later...
On 7/21/2018 at 9:56 AM, Longboard Horn said:

I have no idea what happened to Richard Kimball. Comey-eee has yet to show up here unless he changed his name.

He made it over! @Richard Kimball is here.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

He made it over! @Richard Kimball is here.

Wow! Flattered some of y'all thought of me. I get busy sometimes, and didn't get over to the old site for a while, then came back in August for the start of football season, and was like "WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?"

Kept doing web searches for message boards until I found y'all, and read up a little on the history of the changeover. 

Good to see all of you again. 

42 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Where's FC Horn?

Maybe he's sharing a cell with TOR?

If not that, he's probably gawking in the shadows as a voyeur.  

Edited by Longboard Horn

1 minute ago, markstanco said:
43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
Where's FC Horn?

Posting as lone wolf on TOS

That's the most logical answer and it's also probably true.

21 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Wow! Flattered some of y'all thought of me. I get busy sometimes, and didn't get over to the old site for a while, then came back in August for the start of football season, and was like "WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?"

Kept doing web searches for message boards until I found y'all, and read up a little on the history of the changeover. 

Good to see all of you again. 

Richard, it's similar to a person logging onto MySpace back in like 2010 asking "where'd everyone go?"

1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

Wow! Flattered some of y'all thought of me. I get busy sometimes, and didn't get over to the old site for a while, then came back in August for the start of football season, and was like "WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?"

Kept doing web searches for message boards until I found y'all, and read up a little on the history of the changeover. 

Good to see all of you again. 

You were truly a fugitive

  • 2 weeks later...
On 10/30/2018 at 8:40 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Where's FC Horn?

who cares?  he fucking sucks.

On 10/30/2018 at 10:17 PM, Richard Kimball said:

Wow! Flattered some of y'all thought of me. I get busy sometimes, and didn't get over to the old site for a while, then came back in August for the start of football season, and was like "WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?"

Kept doing web searches for message boards until I found y'all, and read up a little on the history of the changeover. 

Good to see all of you again. 

I don't care.

On 10/30/2018 at 8:40 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Where's FC Horn?

Who gives a shit? Better place without him.

On 11/15/2018 at 9:39 AM, relapse98 said:

Who gives a shit? Better place without him.

This is a better place without him, Rocko, Juicy and Grendel

So what happened to Aphelion? His name has been removed from his avatar and replaced with ‘Guest’. Is this what happens when you close your account?

On 11/21/2018 at 8:26 PM, Cacti said:

So what happened to Aphelion? His name has been removed from his avatar and replaced with ‘Guest’. Is this what happens when you close your account?

It must be. I know the same thing happened with Rex Kramer. 

How did I miss that Rex Kramer has been gone for a bit? I guess Derka will be free to post in peace.

Damn forgot about ol plane dipping Rex

On 11/23/2018 at 3:10 PM, SimonBolivar said:

How did I miss that Rex Kramer has been gone for a bit? I guess Derka will be free to post in peace.

@Goo Punch looks like you got your wish

Now that I think about it I guess I did notice that the Sam Ehlinger thread had gone back to being about Sam Ehlinger and not how smart Rex Kramer is. Nice surprise.

Oh wow, he's been scrubbed from the site. Seriously good news. Many people here Are disliked for having incendiary opinions, for lacking self awareness and behaving boorishly or ignorantly, or for constantly derailing threads with way-too-intense personal spats (trust me on this, i know what i'm talking about). Rex was not only all of those things, he lived for that shit. Rex enjoys being an asshole, and not in a cheeky way, but in a way that makes everyone hate you. Rex flaunts who he is proudly and unabashedly, and he revels in engaging in the sort of Internet fights which would embarrass anyone with an ounce of shame.

Case in point: He found himself on the right side of the Sam Ehlinger argument, but even the people who had been on his side the entire time we're beyond sick of his incessant, "I told you so, OMFG I was so right, fight me" routine. Even when was on the winning side he had to hijack the thread with his trademark pomposity and belligerence. He adds nothing and sucks the life out of every thread he's in.

rocko was delusional but entertaining, grendel was a gem; them being gone is.a loss for this site. rex kramer however was pound for pound one of the all around worst posters i've ever come across. good fucking riddance, hope to never see him again.

Edited by Goo Punch

Who cares? That guy was an asshole. Always going around picking fights with people. 

Yeah, fuck that guy. He wished death on my dog. It was pretty funny seeing him try to go toe to toe with CTJ, another asshole, but an obviously smarter one.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I miss Rocko.

You've clearly been under some heavy woman for the last few hours and your brain is a bit hypoxic.  Give yourself 30 minutes to an hour and it will pass.

You've clearly been under some heavy woman for the last few hours and your brain is a bit hypoxic.  Give yourself 30 minutes to an hour and it will pass.
Oh it's not so much Rocko himself. We had issues way back in the day but then he became harmless to me.

I more miss how up in arms people would get about Rocko. That was entertaining.

Yea Rocko was just a harmless idiot but holy shit some people got so upset about him it was funny to see

You two were shitty opinion having Eskimo brothers. 

You two were shitty opinion having Eskimo brothers. 
You're welcome to be my Eskimo brother if you want
Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Oh it's not so much Rocko himself. We had issues way back in the day but then he became harmless to me.

I more miss how up in arms people would get about Rocko. That was entertaining.

Usually the people who emote all over the place about the Derka's, Rocko's, etc of the world are as bad or worse than the poster in question.  

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 minutes ago, mdmost said:
You two were shitty opinion having Eskimo brothers. 

You're welcome to be my Eskimo brother if you want

I would never wish to eclipse zepol for that "honor". 

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@Vic MackeyDoes Zepol get 'em skinny, and you catch them a few months down the all-you-can-eat burrito bar?

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18 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

You've clearly been under some heavy woman for the last few hours and your brain is a bit hypoxic.  Give yourself 30 minutes to an hour and it will pass.

He obviously must have let one of them sit on his face.  Cranial distortion.

On 11/25/2018 at 2:57 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Yeah, fuck that guy. He wished death on my dog. It was pretty funny seeing him try to go toe to toe with CTJ, another asshole, but an obviously smarter one.

I realize there are times when I bring out the worst in others on the boards, but it isn't a constant between me and most posters, and I like to have fun here. Sometimes though, there are certain poster types that have just decided they have to bark at me no matter what, and they're usually extremely serious, angry, and humorless. Rex Kramer was one of those types, where it was obvious that he was incapable of any sort of reasoned dialogue with me, so fuck it, I ate his throat as often as I could. He deserved it and his plaintive whining to me after a scrape made it even more pathetic.

I didn't realize he was gone, but good riddance. He'll return under a new handle and fall back into his prior behaviors any day now, I'm sure. There's a new handle that's shown up with the same vitriolic, humorless, thoughtless style already, actually, so I think he's quite certainly back for more. 

 

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He obviously must have let one of them sit on his face.  Cranial distortion.

Plus, you can't hear the stereo.

  • 2 weeks later...
On 11/25/2018 at 11:11 AM, mdmost said:

Who cares? That guy was an asshole. Always going around picking fights with people. 

 

On 11/25/2018 at 2:57 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Yeah, fuck that guy. He wished death on my dog. It was pretty funny seeing him try to go toe to toe with CTJ, another asshole, but an obviously smarter one.

I remember at the old house when Rex was rambling on about something and I sent him a link to what he was complaining about and simply told him to get his facts straight before bitching. Mother fucker sent me a pm wishing that I would get hit by a car all because I proved him wrong. Good riddance indeed. 

On 6/18/2018 at 4:36 PM, SimonBolivar said:

Did Messi make it over? He wasn't a big time poster, but a quality one.

Hello - it is me and I made it.

wulaw, upenn, and whoootex are three posters who contributed a lot to the forums who are now gone. sucks for us. probably god for them. 

9 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

wulaw, upenn, and whoootex are three posters who contributed a lot to the forums who are now gone. sucks for us. probably god for them. 

Derka, what happened to wulaw?

Wulaw fucking sucked as much as jt. Good riddance if neither come back.

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