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Perfect Holiday present for the unfortunate Aggie in your life..and yourself. GOT JIMBO

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Listen, I'm not going to the football board, because you can't make me. But I'm sure one of you fine fellows can pass the link and message along to wherever. We were messing around on a Got Jimbo shirt and figured some other folks might be interested. 

My buddy, of the same as the Greg Davis 3rd and 5 fame, was nice enough to throw down a quick Got Jimbo edit, Texas style. See below:

https://www.burntorangetees.com/product/Dont-Care-Got-Jimbo-Tee

Don't Care. Got Jimbo. Tee

 

Figured you lads might be interested. A few of us have already ordered ours and some for Christmas Presents as well. 

Enjoy. 

Why on earth would you try to out aggy aggy?  You are making me agree with futureman.  That's haw dumb this idea is. 

Sydney/ You loons will ruin anything funny these days won't you? Learn a little of my sense of humor  🤦🏻‍♂️/Carton

This is dumb as shit. Pitiful. More akin to aggie than anything else. 
 

@immamac please nuke this thread and ban the thread starter.

At $26.99,   I'm short.  

Probably get out at $9.99.

All that goodwill Sydney has built up the years…

gone christmas GIF

Pretty much this is about on the same level as getting a Billy Bass singing fish for a present.

a good white elephant or gag ( I’d gag if I got either) gift.

it has its place.

barely.

Edited by TexasTroll

This feels like a Sooner buying Longhorn decals just to turn them upside down.

Be Texas. Don’t be “Not Them.” “Not Them” does Horns down playing Florida. Pass.

In the past 12 years of Texas football there have been many low points we have had to suffer through.   And now this.

24 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

In the past 12 years of Texas football there have been many low points we have had to suffer through.   And now this.

@NowThis was actually hilarious. 

Oh good grief. It’s reasonably funny and these kind of shirts go at least back to my time on the 40 when somebody posted up on the Drag and made a made a mint hawking “OU Sucks But A&M Swallows.” Or “blows,” can’t remember which. 
 

On the other hand they ran about $10 and their creator did not sully the sacrosanct bounds of Surly with tawdry commercialism. 

Shirt is mildly amusing. Sydney getting absolutely roasted is wildly amusing. A+ thread.

I'm thinkin' these Sydney~Fashion TM Gotjimbo shirts would look fabulous on the Haitian children

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I'm thinkin' these Sydney~Fashion TM Gotjimbo shirts would look fabulous on the Haitian children
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Did a little shopping on the way out of the Rose Bowl.

I know it doesn't really fit, but I was thinking along the lines of..

"Don't Care, "Taken By Jimbo

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1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Oh good grief. It’s reasonably funny and these kind of shirts go at least back to my time on the 40 when somebody posted up on the Drag and made a made a mint hawking “OU Sucks But A&M Swallows.” Or “blows,” can’t remember which. 
 

On the other hand they ran about $10 and their creator did not sully the sacrosanct bounds of Surly with tawdry commercialism. 

Swallows. I had one so I know for sure. 

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Oh good grief. It’s reasonably funny and these kind of shirts go at least back to my time on the 40 when somebody posted up on the Drag and made a made a mint hawking “OU Sucks But A&M Swallows.” Or “blows,” can’t remember which. 
 

On the other hand they ran about $10 and their creator did not sully the sacrosanct bounds of Surly with tawdry commercialism. 


Those T-shirts were pretty stupid, too.  It was barely clever the first time I saw it written on the walls of bathroom at Hole in the Wall and only then because I was six beers in.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Not your finest moment, Syd.

More reason for me to continue keeping aggy out of my life. 

Thank you for the extra motivation, Sydney Carton.

This was bad juju and I don’t understand why this thread wasn’t nuked before game time.

18 hours ago, South Austin said:

Not your finest moment, Syd.

He’s a moron.  Many bad moments, most of them grammar-related. 

Stupid idea is stupid. 

I just read this thread and laughed out loud. Not only the mockery of Sydney and the abject failure to land the joke here, but also the forced histrionics from a bunch of usual humorless suspects plus some surprises. 

Anyway, I asked for a shirt like this from the guy who made them. You can't exactly order just one, so he ordered a batch and put up a link. Sydney then mentioned it here. OMG!! How could you, Sydney!!

I'll wear the shirt with impunity and gladly hear aggie shit at a sports bar. I enjoy trolling them and taking chances on troll jobs in general. Some of the same whiny bitches here are the ones that to this day will whine about the billboards. 

I'm also giving one to an aggie loudmouth that I deal with who has become tight with Ritz Bit and has bragged about how awesome he is right up until going silent after the Bama game. 

Years ago I saw a 5’9”, probably 350 lb walking beanbag of a sooner fan inside a Target wearing a “Texas Is Gay” t-shirt. 
 

So in terms of troll shirts this one beats that one at least. 

I have a feeling we’re going to need some Don’t Care, Got Arch shirts pretty soon. 

5 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

I have a feeling we’re going to need some Don’t Care, Got Arch shirts pretty soon. 

let’s hope those don’t end up in Haiti. 

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On 11/12/2022 at 8:41 AM, tejas60 said:

Sydney/ You loons will ruin anything funny these days won't you? Learn a little of my sense of humor  🤦🏻‍♂️/Carton

 

On 11/12/2022 at 9:51 AM, Deej said:

@NowThis was actually hilarious. 

 

On 11/12/2022 at 2:06 PM, Scholz said:

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Some good shit in here, you assholes. These are my favorite thus far. 

On 11/14/2022 at 9:39 AM, closetojumping said:

I just read this thread and laughed out loud. Not only the mockery of Sydney and the abject failure to land the joke here, but also the forced histrionics from a bunch of usual humorless suspects plus some surprises. 

Anyway, I asked for a shirt like this from the guy who made them. You can't exactly order just one, so he ordered a batch and put up a link. Sydney then mentioned it here. OMG!! How could you, Sydney!!

I'll wear the shirt with impunity and gladly hear aggie shit at a sports bar. I enjoy trolling them and taking chances on troll jobs in general. Some of the same whiny bitches here are the ones that to this day will whine about the billboards. 

I'm also giving one to an aggie loudmouth that I deal with who has become tight with Ritz Bit and has bragged about how awesome he is right up until going silent after the Bama game. 

You remind me of Billy Madison when he tries to convince everyone that peeing their pants is cool. 

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