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I enjoyed the aggy version of this so I figured it was time for a new one for piggie.

Pig dog piled early

Act like you've been there before

Oh wait, you have not

Sister wife and I

Board our home, the two of us

We're Omaha bound

Way back in the woods,

One can hear “squeal like a pig”.

Inbred hillbillies.

Brush your tooth, sister

We's goin' to Omaha

Load up the trailer

 

Here piggy, piggy

Pork chops taste good; bacon too

The Horns dig on swine

 

They've never been champs

Do not expect that to change

Fuck you, Arkansas

Confident Piggies,

This is not March anymore

Bow to your daddy

In the S-E-C, 

You pigs feasted and got fat. 

Hogs now get slaughtered. 

A once heated foe

In need of a reminder

Of who is supreme

 

Eat a dick, Arkie

Fans, you fat fucking retards

Nom nom nom nom nom!

 

all your CWS

are belong to Texas Fight

hogs will find out first

Drove thru Arky once.

A poor man's Mississippi.

Wish they would secede.

oink, oink, oink oink, SQUEAL!

Look, Kody Clemens just took 

2-2 over fence

 

fat guy in a kilt

holy shit that fucker's fat

needs to buy two seats

 

S E C piggy,

proud of home field advantage.

Horns home Omaha.

 

Selling roadside jams

And jellies too sometimes, is

All Arkie's good for

Win or lose the games

Hog fans will fuck their sisters

Or their meth-mouthed moms.

Banjos are not cool.

Welfare is not a career.

Your state's a shithole.

Is she his cousin?

Or sister? Or maybe wife?

It's Arky. So, yes.

 

Kody stares down hogs

"He shore got a purty mouth"

Is all they can say

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