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  • Auto Driller
    Auto Driller

    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

  • DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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Let's remind these guys who they really are.

TEXAS FUCKING FIGHT!!!

The students were fired up waiting to get in when I walked by an hour ago. It's gonna be a great night. It has to be 🤘🏽

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

5:47…..damn…..late start on the booze.  Time got away from me, but I’m on it

been drinking since noon

Time to pour some drinks and overreact 

Win and we run the table and sneak into the CFB playoffs as the first 3 loss team, lose and we burn it all down, bury the ashes and start over yet again.

4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Time to pour some drinks and overreact 

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5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

This is absolutely the funniest thing to have ever been posted in the history of the internet.

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

I am absolutely shitcanned. All bets are off.
12 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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3 minutes ago, Capn81 said:


I am absolutely shitcanned. All bets are off.

Success!

17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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Look, I came here to chew bubblegum and stomp cockroaches, and I’m all out of bubblegum.



But not whiskey. Plenty of whiskey.



Lets. Fuckin. Go. Bitches.

I just hope both teams have fun.

Fuck them up, Bijan. Hook ‘em!

Edited by The Ace of Aces

TFB saying 2 starting DB’s for Texas are out

Apparently two DB’s out tonight?? Maybe Watts?? Anybody know anything about this?

Huge game. National audience. Ton of recruits in the house. Place will be rocking. Kick ass and the future is gloriously bright for the program.
Hook ‘em!

11 minutes ago, Capn81 said:


I am absolutely shitcanned. All bets are off.

I would be but I’ve built up quite a tolerance over the last 12 plus years.

4 minutes ago, OB3 said:

TFB saying 2 starting DB’s for Texas are out

 

4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Apparently two DB’s out tonight?? Maybe Watts?? Anybody know anything about this?

Jamison and Guilbeau

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2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

TFB saying 2 starting DB’s for Texas are out

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3 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

Jamison and Guilbeau

Game hasn’t even started and our pets heads are falling off.

41 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Time to pour some drinks and overreact 

 

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So we have one guy that can play decent at Corner tonight and even he’s not a hundred percent?

Fuck 

Edited by TXRed

LFG!!! Next mofos up. Win the game with a bunch of PWOs and fuck it. 

What's safety look like? I assume Cook is back. Taaffe played most of the game but I don't know if that's because Crawford was hurt or because he played like shit in the first quarter. 

8 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:


All three?

Seriously???

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17 minutes ago, steelcityblue said:

Who is this???

Been wondering the same. A quick Google image search says Sumner Stroh. She's a Longhorn and apparently has an only fans thing. 

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