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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Some faggot at the bar after Quinn got sacked called him a southlake douche. 
Me: suck a dick and quit hating that the fact that Quinn is a millionaire and worth more than you. 

 

"Faggot"? 

Wow.

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Worthy is a fucking front runner. He sucks when you need him

Ewers still having the worst year for a Texas qb since swoopes in 2015

 

 

now down to 55% completion percentage…. On the year!

Just now, nineliveslost said:

stop saying that. Worthy should have caught that pass

This.

Because it’s just too much to ask the offense and defense to play well at the same time. 

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

What the actual fuck is wrong with Ewers.   His footwork is still shit.   Two open receivers.   Two shit passes.  

Ball right thru his hands buddy. Wasn't a bad pass. 

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Some faggot at the bar after Quinn got sacked called him a southlake douche. 
Me: suck a dick and quit hating that the fact that Quinn is a millionaire and worth more than you. 

Kill him and bring his body to us.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Ewers still having the worst year for a Texas qb since swoopes in 2015

 

 

now down to 55% completion percentage…. On the year!

Shut the fuck up.

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Some faggot at the bar after Quinn got sacked called him a southlake douche. 
Me: suck a dick and quit hating that the fact that Quinn is a millionaire and worth more than you. 

He should start playing like one 

Worthy looks lost at times on easy open routes. Guy needs to figure it out. 

Some faggot at the bar after Quinn got sacked called him a southlake douche. 
Me: suck a dick and quit hating that the fact that Quinn is a millionaire and worth more than you. 

Yeah!! Hope you win the fight.

Ewers and Worthy are having a contest to win Most Disappointing, let's be honest. I've got faith in the talent of both guys, but something is fucking OFF with them right now.

This is why everyone hates the targeting call. That sack on ewers he takes helmet right to the face. Nobody even looks at it. Hit a midget qb in the face and play for Texas…EJECTION.

 

Not one fucking attempt at deception  - unless you consider a direct snap "deception". Any play action yet? Just fucking around right now

Guess Sonny's going to work the officials all game long.

Just now, hookem48 said:

you mean the wide the fuck open receiver call?

You mean people watching TV vs Streaming may have different delays and I'm talking about the stupid fucking wildcat play before? Nah, you're right.

Please throw to Sanders

Then run the ducking ball with our best player.

Lets do that.

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

 

"Faggot"? 

Wow.

Of which, at some point we'll stop fellating Ewers, I guess.

Is this the point in the game where we start pretending Sark is an offensive coordinator and not a head coach?

Worthy has no value if he can't catch the damn ball.

They would have called targeting if that was our defense on that sack. 

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Ewers is just slightly off today

Not wrong, but it remains to be seen if he stays that way or settles in. And Bijan's first instinct is to juke instead of plant and go. On occassion Sark will get in his ear and he fixes that. But not so far. But his instinct to juke often yields dividends too.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Not one fucking attempt at deception  - unless you consider a direct snap "deception". Any play action yet? Just fucking around right now

Ummm first play was play action that ewers lollipopped out there

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

If you're calling a play that needs to be executed one way and choosing a player who doesn't do that, it's on you. Bijan dances so you gotta assume he's going to dance.

I ain't really mad, though. We'll get 'em.

fuck the toads

  Imagine everytime you call a type of play you only use a type of player. Lol. Defense wouldn't catch on right?

Lol wasn’t even touching his face

Guess Sonny's going to work the officials all game long.

His dumbass should know that they’ll get most calls and STfU.

Case in point…
3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


Right, it went through worthy’s hands with his feet on the ground

Yup, my eyes failed me there. My bad. 

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

"Faggot"? 

Wow.

Are you some kind of faggot that offends you?

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Some faggot at the bar after Quinn got sacked called him a southlake douche. 
Me: suck a dick and quit hating that the fact that Quinn is a millionaire and worth more than you. 

Ok aggy

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