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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

You mean Worthy not adjusting and catching a ball?

How do people not understand watching the game different ways creates different delays? Obviously not. Did you see the wildcat play before?

99 yard bomb to Savion Red on the first play. Book it.


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their special teams so far is much much better than ours.

 

we are now at our fucking 1.   despite stopping them for almost no net yard gain for 3 straight fucking drives. 

Perfect time for an inside slant to Sanders.

Just now, Party_Taco said:

Bijan time

God I hope not.

Fart Worth is a shithole fuck TCU

Need to have settle down O and Quinn down with mid passing game, JT, and running game. Next step dominate 2nd half. Bullshit hans to face!!! D Line whipping ass!!!

Gary Patterson to the purple courtesy phone. 

I’m ok if Worthy gets benched at this point I think. His raw talent isn’t worth his lazy and dumb play. 

Seriously, GP is worth every penny 

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Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

their special teams so far is much much better than ours.

 

we are now at our fucking 1.   despite stopping them for almost no net yard gain for 3 straight fucking drives. 

Lol the fuck are you on about?

We’ve got a big swinging D tonight.  Fuck, yeah!

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Worthy sucks. FAIR CATCH THE FUCKING PUNT. 

yea that was bad

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That wasn't hands to the face, good god.

Bama got called for that too and it was a case of the OL arching backwards because he's getting beat was all. The refs maybe can't see the hand placement well or something and interpret it wrong. Easier to see on a replay.

Lol the fuck are you on about?
Hidden yardage. We went from their 42, to our 25, to our 1 with them not doing shit.
1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

99 yard bomb to Savion Red on the first play. Book it.


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Booked and drinking to it

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’m ok if Worthy gets benched at this point I think. His raw talent isn’t worth his lazy and dumb play. 

Get Red on the field. Worthy would be long gone in Neyor’s shadow if it wasn’t for the injury.

5 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Wasn’t even the fucking face!!!!

You think the big12 is gonna let tcu lose?

Worthy sucks. FAIR CATCH THE FUCKING PUNT. 

Worthy? Catch? Pfffft!!


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Sark better not call long balls here. Underneath throws to Jwhitt, Bijan or JT for first downs would make me happy.

So. Many. Fucking. Commercials.

I’m so sick and tired of seeing this fucker dance 

Quit dancing in the backfield, Bijan! Dammit, man!!


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Can somebody tell Bijan to stop dancing when we need yards?

Jump jump jump. Just fucking run downhill. You’re better than this, Bijan.

A long developing run play at the 2….Sark drankin again.

Why does Bijan keep fucking stopping!?

Ooh
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the right music
Getting in the swing
You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

I shudder how bad we'll look when Sark runs out of scripted plays

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