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39 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

? What the fuck? Total fucking fix job by the big 12  &  officiating to protect cock roaches playoff chances! Bout to be major bullshit and we should bail on the this shit conference immediatly! Play a season 1 year independent season if beed be! Fuck the pussy ass big12 and thei officials! We should riot pillage and kill these officials. Lets fucking go Horns!!! Punish these cockroaches. Win it with pressure D line and LBs. DBS Out. Bring more pressure and simplify. Attacking D  ATTACK!!! Kill! FUCK! TEXAS FIGHT!!

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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7 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

oh... the Adam Levine girl

 

6 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

She’s the girl that Adam Levine was sexting

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Win and we run the table and sneak into the CFB playoffs as the first 3 loss team, lose and we burn it all down, bury the ashes and start over yet again.
Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?
Too late

What’s happening here? Does Sark work for some 1970s airline?

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Booger McFarland thinks the Horns are gonna win.  So we got that goin’ for us.  Which is nice.  

Why today of all days does L’Oréal insist on dressing Sark like a Jackass?

6 minutes ago, TXRed said:

 

If you report both sides of every story you are never wrong.

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

What’s happening here? Does Sark work for some 1970s airline?

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What the fuck?

What’s happening here? Does Sark work for some 1970s airline?

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His wife thinks she knows fashion.
His wife thinks she knows fashion.

“fashion” meaning looking like someone who might be in the background of the Sgt Peppers album cover?
5 minutes ago, mdleast said:

What’s happening here? Does Sark work for some 1970s airline?

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No wonder Branif went bankrupt.

6 minutes ago, mdleast said:

What’s happening here? Does Sark work for some 1970s airline?

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Nice 737-300 series jacket 

Seriously….focus in the game…not drawing attention to your wardrobe from TJ Max.

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I'd let her dress me however she wants. 

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I can't believe there needed to be a whole segment with her getting her hair and makeup done by a team of people. We get it. You're rich and bored. 

Expect to get zero calls in this one tonight. 

 

*And who cares what Sark is wearing pussies. 

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10 minutes ago, mdleast said:

What’s happening here? Does Sark work for some 1970s airline?

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That was some bet he lost

4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Nice 737-300 series jacket 

The Doc Severnson collection 

Expect to get zero calls in this one tonight. 

I expect Texas to get a negative number of calls tonight.
1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I can't believe there needed to be a whole segment with her getting her hair and makeup done by a team of people. We get it. You're rich and bored. 

That was a bad look. 

Expect to get zero calls in this one tonight. 
 
*And who cares what Sark is wearing pussies. 

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I'd let her dress me however she wants. 

This man relationships with powerful women.

Feels like biggest game for Texas football in the past decade…


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1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

 

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3 minutes ago, Dogfishhead said:

Feels like biggest game for Texas football in the past decade…


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Oklahoma state 2018, LSU 2019, weve had some chances to make a National statement didn’t take advantage.. hopefully tonight is different 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Pour another one and stop whining. 

listen to this man. he's pre-med

“I’ve been waiting for Bijan to have a 200 yard game…”

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12 minutes ago, 59 Burst said:

Our toughest opponent:

 

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This. I'm trying to predict the worst all out screw job (which is saying a lot) in hopes to prevent it. I'm expecting bullshit flags amd no calls all game long. 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'd let her dress me however she wants. 

Fucking right fuck the haters!

This outta be a fun night. 

Grumpy 7 month pregnant wife(no pics sick fu) and 9 year old egging me on towards sex no

Fuck you frog!!

13 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

No wonder Branif went bankrupt.

Man, you must go back a minute to be capable of making that comparison 😁

18 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

What the fuck?

Sometimes you have to do stuff to make your wife happy. This is one of those things.

24 minutes ago, TXRed said:

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There’s no doubt about it.  I’m ready to over react and call for firings again 

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