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  • Auto Driller
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    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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This defense is playing out of their fucking mind. A serviceable offense e and we are up 24 by now

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

We are gonna have double digit tackles for loss in the first half and waste it

Wait for our O to score points and our D let them score easily 

same as it ever was 

Ok, 99 and 90 weren’t our number. I think 95 is it. LFG

The Gary Patterson revenge game is no joke!

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Sark is letting down the D by having Ewers not on the bench

Ewers should have company on the bench.  I'd put in Savion Red opposite Whittington and see what they can do.  Or just keep chucking up punts.   

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1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Definition of insanity.

Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...

Card had better be in the fucking game
Sarkn isn't going to put him in at the 5. Maybe if it was at the 25.

No one could be worse than Ewers right now.  No one.

Just now, bschoolprof said:

fair catch at the 5?

Gotta get some catches in

I guess Banks gave Worthy the ultimatum, "Make the fking fair catch!"

They need to hold him down in the locker room at halftime and shave that mullet off of him. He hasn't earned it 

Can't wait to waste first down here with throwing and missing on a long bomb to Worthy

If the defense eventually breaks, it will be the offenses fault.

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This isn't working out for Ewers and Worthy

But they got that sweet sonic money. So it's cool. 

Just now, T-shirt Sip said:

PK earning his pay today. Thank god!

This isn’t PK

Quinn season stats : 53% completion percentage. 
 

13 tds, 6 ints. 
 

 

awful. Worse than thompson last year and its not even close

Just now, APMP said:

The Gary Patterson revenge game is no joke!

lets give PK some credit. I know its hard but this isnt all patterson 

Ewers trying to prove he can get it to Worthy and it's killing us. He has to look at other guys.

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Put in card

 

ewers now 0/7, 0 yards, and an int

 

 

worst game for a ut qb ever

Chris Sims Colorado game says hi

Card is still worse.

What an effort by the D so far.

Maybe we should hand it off or throw < 10 yards?  Are those in your playbook, Sark?

Just now, bschoolprof said:

fair catch at the 5?

TCU had guys behind him. The “plant your heels at the 10” punt returning philosophy is dead nowadays. A lot of factors come into play.

I'm seriously ok with seeing some Card right now. Can we not throw some slant to J Whitt. It's fucking all or nothing to Worthy. And it's been nothing

Ok, I’m breaking. How how much more of this before they try Card? 

Just now, T-shirt Sip said:

PK earning his pay today. Thank god!

You mean Patterson. This is all him it’s personal 

Loud crowd, killer defense and prevent offense.  We are like mid 90’s aggy.

Just now, Deej said:

They need to hold him down in the locker room at halftime and shave that mullet off of him. He hasn't earned it 

And then add the hair to the blonde wig Mrs. Sark is wearing 

Ewers and Sark are pissing all over their own defense. Texas D comes out and kills it, Sark sends out Ewers to play with his little peepee on the field.

 

Fuck!!!!

Just now, WBT said:

Card is still worse.

What an effort by the D so far.

Is he tho .gif

This is the type of defense I knew Coach K was capable of running, Sark on the other hand may need to find a play caller. He’s looking real Jimbo-ish. 

Please. Please god. Let Sark make an adjustment.

Just 1.

He never has I know. But if Jesus is real, let him him get through to Sarks dense pos ass.

 

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