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The last 2 games we’ve scored 6 total points in the second half. So we have that going for us 

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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Well we're not winning this of we don't have a 3 td+ lead at halftime

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yep. B-U-S-T

You say a lot of dumb shit. But this might take the cake. I’m not saying he’s doing good but kinda hard to call a freshman a bust. Maybe wait til next year. 
 

oh that’s right, this is Surly, where players can’t get better the older they get

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I want to see us run it three times in a row

We'll do it, but they will all be out of a bunch formation, with 2 being the RoCat.

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Third and long.   Throw underneath.   Third and short.   Go long.   Why not.  I get the defense affords certain plays, but can we at least try and make this make sense. 

Right now Greg Davis is sitting in a nursing home with a chubby watching this 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Good plan, say hello to The Green Fairy for me

Let me know when it’s time to chase the dragon

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

this is all on Sark and the offensive play calling and players. fucking disgraceful 

Lulz. 

The QB is overmatched and not ready for this level. 

Adept at throwing balls that should be fair caught. But is that what we want?

Probably not.

Just now, BERT said:

You say a lot of dumb shit. But this might take the cake. I’m not saying he’s doing good but kinda hard to call a freshman a bust. Maybe wait til next year. 
 

oh that’s right, this is Surly, where players can’t get better the older they get

B-U-S-T

Need the D to get a turnover or score here. Run the Fucking Ball, dump it to backs, TE, and simply the fucking passing game damn it!!!

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

he literally looked at everyone before he went to Sanders

And he made a bad throw that got Sanders hammered. 

Fortunately that holding call turned the field position around a bit.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

He has been for a few games now. Not sure what is going on.

Think it’s pressure and Sark’ needs to run the ball and let him settle down.

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

I'm gonna crush a few of these and fucking time travel through this game

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Same 

This is a big recruiting game, let’s hope the take away from this is “wow they really could use my help”

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Dykes working the Refs earlier is paying off .  Sark stands around with a thumb up his ass 

Sark spending his time thinking about the next rainbow pass to Worthy

1 minute ago, BERT said:

You say a lot of dumb shit. But this might take the cake. I’m not saying he’s doing good but kinda hard to call a freshman a bust. Maybe wait til next year. 
 

oh that’s right, this is Surly, where players can’t get better the older they get

Everybody seems to forget VY's growing pains before he was a god for 2 years.

And I'm fairly sure Colt McCoy still holds the school record for picks in a season.

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NIL Fuckin rules!

For the second time in 3 games we’re unable to bench our mulleted Case McCoy arm punter because of some cyrpto currency Ponzi scheme we’ve promised other 17 year olds  

 

Just now, CptnJiggleBits said:

Need the D to get a turnover or score here. Run the Fucking Ball, dump it to backs, TE, and simply the fucking passing game damn it!!!

4 yards 3 times get a first down. Focus on that.

Guess it’s too much to ask a 5 star generational recruit to come and and live up to even, like, 70% of his ranking.
 

None of us will ever see good things happen to this football program in our lifetimes.

 

these refs are really fucking slow on blowing the play dead.

its gonna get someone hurt or we get hit with a late hit call

Defense you can’t get tired we need you to score points too…

Just now, King Dong said:

Recruits gotta be impressed 

Arch better be telling them he can throw within 8 yards of a receiver.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Everybody seems to forget VY's growing pains before he was a god for 2 years.

Vince was an elite offensive weapon with his feet before he learned to win with his arm. 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

B-U-S-T

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Defense is worn out now. Fuck everyone on offense for blowing a golden opportunity. 

these refs are really fucking slow on blowing the play dead.
its gonna get someone hurt or we get hit with a late hit call

They just let 77 take a ten yard charge at our guys and blast our guys in the back.
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Everybody seems to forget VY's growing pains before he was a god for 2 years.

Helps that VY ran for 1K yards as a freshman. Guess who isn't doing that

Maybe Sark take a page out of TCU and take short routes fuck

TCU grinding now--making catches our guys won't.

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