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What the heck was all that? 

That was ugly. PK and GP need to beat Sarks ass at halftime.

Ok let's go make whatever adjustments we can make and get this thing going. The first drive of the second half is key. Need to answer their score.

Just now, Ellellelle said:

That poor sap wearing the Texas is back jacket.

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What the fuck is this shit?

Bleh

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Oh snap!  Whittington is still on the team!  I thought maybe he had moved to Mexico.  

Just now, ATXbronco said:

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Just came here to ask where I can get one of these sweet "Texas is Back" sweatshirts!

That was a pathetic display of football. Sark should be fired end of season. Dude is charlie strong level. 

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It just also happens to be our worst offense of the decade 

2014 Texas Bowl says hi 

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope Sark is hearing the boos. 

I hope Sark drowns himself in whiskey at halftime

 

Second half is going to be death by a thousand 8 yard curls isn't it?

that was the most limp dick offensive performance since Shawn Watson bullshit.  

I’m sure all the recruits loved the first half of offense and are all inspired by the playcalling and sark taking a knee to

run to the tunnel.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope Sark is hearing the boos. 

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Just now, millhouse said:

Second half is going to be death by a thousand 8 yard curls isn't it?

More hands to the face when they need it

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

you mean the guy that just ran his route short of the sticks?

At least he fucking caught it. 

If I'm one of these high level offensive recruits I'm peacing out on this shit. Fuck that was some feckless tepid bullshit

This is one of those 1st halves that is memorable for all the wrong reasons.


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That’s about as sorry a first half of offense I have ever seen at The University of Texas.  Uncalled for in a game this big…. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I think that was the right call.

it was, we get the ball to start the half, no reason to fuck up right there.

Great news guys. We won’t be scoring fewer points in the second half than we did in the first. 

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Alright, time to put Rojo at QB and run the wishbone for the 2nd half.  It can’t get any worse on O.

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Offense has to wake the fuck up. D is gonna be worn the fuck out in the 4th if this keeps up 

Just now, millhouse said:

Second half is going to be death by a thousand 8 yard curls isn't it?

Don’t forget Bijan dancing into a 1 yard loss

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Quinn’s footwork is just so bad.

Looks like a high school gun slinger, which makes sense. 

Great job by the D.  The game is right there if we can unfuck outselves.

We get the ball 1st....maybe score?

SMH not sure why you wouldn’t try to get them to jump offsides.  Let’s go TEXAS.  Pound the damn rock Sark, frogs can be beat dial it up.  

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Quinn with a clean pocket has been an absolute dumpster fire against OSU and tonight. He’s more likely to get drafted by the Army than the NFL with these shit performances. 

And he will be just like Pauly Shore in that movie. 

Defense is going to have to score for us to have any chance.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Quinn with a clean pocket has been an absolute dumpster fire against OSU and tonight. He’s more likely to get drafted by the Army than the NFL with these shit performances. 

I don’t really see the supposed elite arm talent. I’m not claiming to be an expert but I don’t really see an ability to push the ball vertically down the middle of the field.

once whitt ran a 9 yard route instead of 10 we were fucked there.   if we go for it and miss. they have 2-3 TO at the ball at our 49.  they could very easily get a 10 yard pass and then try an end of half 55 yard FG. 

so we had to just let the time run out and punt. 

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

We get the ball 2nd half. It’s the right call

Agree. 3 and out after halftime is less risk. Sark has it covered. Run for 6 yards followed by two horribly thrown bombs incoming.

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