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Imagine paying money to go to these games.

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    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

Just now, Constant said:

Looks like a high school gun slinger, which makes sense. 

Exactly right. 

What has Ewers done for 3 weeks to deserve this leash? He has a 55% completion percentage on the season.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

PK needs to fucking punch Sark in the face

Only if he punches his own face for the last 1.75 seasons.

Possibly the best half this defense has played all season and the offense isn’t able to put any points on the board. No complimentary football tonight.

Patterson is licking his chops for that head coaching position.

Just now, DaysOff said:

Imagine paying money to go to these games.

Texas has em by the balls they are laughing all the way to the bank 

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

Touting the defenses

TCU is a second half team, Texas is a 1st half team, Sark is like 1-50 in games where he's losing at halftime. 
There's a lot of stats working against us that we'll need to overcome to win. 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I don’t really see the supposed elite arm talent. I’m not claiming to be an expert but I don’t really see an ability to push the ball vertically down the middle of the field.


he made some elite throws against OU. 

 

But the last couple of games he looks like the Madden punter when you run a fake punt and the ball hangs up in the air for 11 seconds. And the accuracy is dogshit. 

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

The D can’t play like that all night. Hopefully our O can’t either.

If QE doesn’t come out on fire the 3rd quarter it’s time to bench him.

We are losing to a team that has 69 total yards
 
 
 
hire willie fritz

He lost at home today numbnuts

Don't get your fascination other than his daughter
Just now, Rip76 said:

Patterson is licking his chops for that head coaching position.

Jack Nicholson Reaction GIF

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

2014 Texas Bowl says hi 

we only got 59 yards the whole game.   we have 72 so far

 

but then again we also have 59 yards in penalties

If QE doesn’t come out on fire the 3rd quarter it’s time to bench him.

Spoiler: he won't
1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Who cares?  it’s 3-0..

There you go!  If we can score 4 points we win!

Every team in the land can throw the deep ball. Except us lol. 
 

We are gonna come out 2 runs for 6 yards and an over thrown 25 yard post route 

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

Watching the sky cam on stream. Ewers is missing by a mile 

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

I'm curious what Worthy's stats are the last 3 games. He has pathetic effort

Do t be soft.   Like bread.  You must be hard.  Like toast!

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

Sark is weak and the players can do WTF they want to without repercussion.
6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just an absolutely abismal half. 

Defense has played lights out, so I can't agree. Yeah, the offense needs to produce. If Ewers can settle in, it's anyones game still. Frustrating, yes, but at least some completions were finally made. Whitt just a little short of the line and a brainfart for sure.

The real concern is that the D is probably going to wear down so definitely got to get the O rolling.

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At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?
They were yapping with somebody then had to stop when we threw a completed pass: "Oh wait, a completed pass! Gotta go!"
2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

They are literally laughing at sark and Ewers 

This team just can’t be good on both sides of the ball at the same time.  Guarantee the offense goes off in the second half and the defense will not be able to stop anything.  

There’s a hockey game happening right now - Leafs v Canucks - that has two more points scored than this football game does.

1 minute ago, TXRed said:

At least he fucking caught it. 

great, first down was at the 50, how the fuck do you not get past the 50 on the route? It ain't like he was guessing where the line to get was.

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just an absolutely abismal half. 

abysmal, you putz. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Every team in the land can throw the deep ball. Except us lol. 
 

We are gonna come out 2 runs for 6 yards and an over thrown 25 yard post route 

Making things up is fun

Ewers is bitching out.  Under or overthrown.   Sack the fuck up and get pissed.  We certainly are. 

How many touches for Bijan? K Rob? Targets to Sanders, Billingsley? Bijan should have had a minimum of 15.

1 minute ago, King Dong said:

If QE doesn’t come out on fire the 3rd quarter it’s time to bench him.

This is the OKST game part 2 with Quinn. He won't get better in the second half. We need to start Card in the 2nd half

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

He was at the UT hoops game on Monday 

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

4th and 1 at the 50 with Bijan and Roschon

 

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Tried that once already tonight and didn’t get it. 

These guys worry too much about their pregame attire. Bunch of clowns.

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Patterson is licking his chops for that head coaching position.

He sees Texas One Fund, Arch and a Natty. 

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