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Just now, Dilligas said:

How many touches for Bijan? K Rob? Targets to Sanders, Billingsley? Bijan should have had a minimum of 15.

Bijan wants to run outside and find holes that way, so fucking let him do it.

Get Sanders the ball within 5 yards and let him do shit.

LET YOUR FUCKING PLAYMAKERS MAKE PLAYS WITH THE BALL ALREADY IN THEIR GOD DAMNED HANDS

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4 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

Wtf  is this real?  Bench is fucking ass 

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We are losing to a team that has 69 total yards

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I think I would have more fun shaving my balls than watching this shit. 

I mean, that shit is satisfying man… it’s all in the pre-shave lotion

I blame that girl who touched Quinn after the OU Sucks game.  He's been pure Chlamydia since.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

great, first down was at the 50, how the fuck do you not get past the 50 on the route? It ain't like he was guessing where the line to get was.

I agree is was a bad route. I’m saying he’d be way more productive than Worthy if he had the same amount of targets. 

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

Worthy is already cashing his NFL checks in his head already..   He doesn’t realize those checks are getting smaller every week and it’s no one’s fault but his own. 

If we run on first down for no gain, throw deep and incomplete to Worthy on second and run by Bijan on 3rd for 7yds, we will be on point for the third quarter.

D is fuckin up for this game, offense is offensive 🤬

I don't even remember the last time our defense and offense played at a high level at the same time. 2009? 

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Worthy is already cashing his NFL checks in his head already..   He doesn’t realize those checks are getting smaller every week and it’s no one’s fault but his own. 

I genuinely don't know how stupid or smart NFL scouts are, but... the film is the film...

9 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Well that was a shit 1st half.  Time to break out the good stuff……

What if that was the good stuff?

Just now, Colonel Mustard said:

I don't even remember the last time our defense and offense played at a high level at the same time. 2009? 

OU

Just now, Colonel Mustard said:

I don't even remember the last time our defense and offense played at a high level at the same time. 2009? 

What? Our D is keeping us in this shit game. 

Jesus we have a bunch of cunts in here. We just watched the best defensive performance by a Texas team in who knows when. Yes the offense sucked but we are in it. If I told you we go scoreless in the first half before this game, you fucks would think we would be down by 21. Receivers need too catch the fucking ball and the line needs to fucking run block and we win this bitch.

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Worthy is already cashing his NFL checks in his head already..   He doesn’t realize those checks are getting smaller every week and it’s no one’s fault but his own. 

He better get a lot crisper route running if he wants any shot. He’s too small to play the outside in the nfl and can’t catch or route well enough for the slot.

1 minute ago, Colonel Mustard said:

I don't even remember the last time our defense and offense played at a high level at the same time. 2009? 

2018

4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

This team just can’t be good on both sides of the ball at the same time.  Guarantee the offense goes off in the second half and the defense will not be able to stop anything.  

That's coaching. Sark is not a complete head coach. 

8 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Imagine paying money to go to these games.

And freeze your ass off (for the cold weather games) while there's dance-music BLARING after every play to keep the women from getting "bored". Because we just can't have women getting "bored" at a College Football Game! Heavens to Mergatroid, Snagglepuss! 

I'm so glad I quit paying for this gameday experience Abomination.

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Tried that once already tonight and didn’t get it. 

That play call was also dog shit, which is on script
1 minute ago, Party_Taco said:


I mean, that shit is satisfying man… it’s all in the pre-shave lotion

It's the badger brush on my balls personally...

1 minute ago, Colonel Mustard said:

I don't even remember the last time our defense and offense played at a high level at the same time. 2009? 

49-0

Looks like Ewers may have an arm problem.

That's not ideal as Worthy has a hand problem.
4 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Need some receivers

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Just now, Longhornlove said:

Jesus we have a bunch of cunts in here. We just watched the best defensive performance by a Texas team in who knows when. Yes the offense sucked but we are in it. If I told you we go scoreless in the first half before this game, you fucks would think we would be down by 21. Receivers need too catch the fucking ball and the line needs to fucking run block and we win this bitch.

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Sark just outdid his last two suck second halves. What the fuck is wrong with Ewers. Just overlooks wide open receivers or misses his throws.

I can't wait for us to run up the middle on 4th and 3 with 8 in the box.

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I genuinely don't know how stupid or smart NFL scouts are, but... the film is the film...

Spoiler...they aren't THAT dumb...there is no way right now, no way 

2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Tried that once already tonight and didn’t get it. 

Yeah let's give the ball to TCU at midfield with a minute to go. That's smart.

Sometimes you just need to regroup at halftime. If we had done that before the half against Bama in 2010 we might have pulled that game out.

 

Limp dick pussy Sark apologists

@dr99 and @IBuryPaul fuck you too

Zero points and two fucking first downs in a half what a joke eat shit Sark

Just now, Blackcat00 said:

That's coaching. Sark is not a complete head coach. 

He's an offensive coordinator who's better at drawing up plays than he is coaching his guys to actually execute them.

I'm curious what Worthy's stats are the last 3 games. He has pathetic effort

I’d guess he’s incredibly frustrated by the inaccurate passes. He gets separation only to see the ball sail over him or flutter short
1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Then I meant me

As far as I’m concerned, it was the TCU cheerleaders

I’ve seen too many posts saying the team is playing like shit. No it’s not. The offense is playing like shit, not the defense. Let’s not roll both into one. High praise to PK, Phatterson, Sorrell and the rest of the D for keeping this a 3 point game. Strap in because I have a feeling the 2nd half is going to be wild. 

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:


That's not ideal as Worthy has a hand problem.

Worthy has a HEAD problem. As if he doesn't WANT to go catch the ball.

Those big recruits watching that half have to be questioning why’d they come here. That’s what sucks. 

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Jesus we have a bunch of cunts in here. We just watched the best defensive performance by a Texas team in who knows when. Yes the offense sucked but we are in it. If I told you we go scoreless in the first half before this game, you fucks would think we would be down by 21. Receivers need too catch the fucking ball and the line needs to fucking run block and we win this bitch.

You're doing a disservice to the word "sucked"

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Halftime Stats...

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We're gonna win this game, you fucking Nancy asses. 

Maybe instead of sucking the second half we sucked the first half

Just now, Lurch said:


I’d guess he’s incredibly frustrated by the inaccurate passes. He gets separation only to see the ball sail over him or flutter short

woa woa woa. his effort is ass with +50% of the passes . He's playing for a paycheck not to win games 

Lolz game threads always bring it. 
 

I choose to believe we score on the first drive and have an Ok St 2004 type second half. 
 

I may be drunk but at least I’m not drink!

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