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  • Auto Driller
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    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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Just now, Brandywine said:

Give TCU credit. They are a better team and better coached. 

We should have hired dykes.

FUCK the refs

FUCK this conference (leave immediately under protest)

but ESPECIALLY fuck the coaches for this absolute abortion.

To go after that punt was a pretty inexcusable decision.

To throw a flag because the punter is practicing his gymnastics routine is an inexcusable decision.

14 points from refs extending their series on a phantom roughing call and 2 obvious no call holdings. Cant do shit if your offense sucks shit through a straw plus all the ref bullshit. 

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Quentin Johnson’s on track to be a top 15 NFL pick.  No reason he shouldn’t be wide ass open in the endzone

Nobody should be. I don't care if you are the third string tight end. I don't know what the hell that was. The D-Line forced such good pressure as well.

Could have had the ball back and now we're down 14 points.  Good job, Sark.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I think someone blew their coverage.

Ewers would have found a way to overthrow him anyway

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

These Big XII refs are just so God fucking damn bad it's embarrassing 

You sound like a pussy 

Tcu +7. Easiest bet I've ever made. I can't help but laugh my God sark is awful
I do feel bad for you guys you're stuck with this clown for a few more years

We saw it the first time you said it. Congratulations. Fuck off.

Hey can we throw another deep ball to worthy that misses by 10 yards

Moreso than Sark, I'm really down on Ewers.

He's not much of a leader.

2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

It was absolutely BS  but Big 12 refs are going to flag us. They didn't even review it. Clearly not roughing.

Well you can't review roughing, only if the ball is tipped.

This was the chance to show this is a new era.  

Nope, just more Charlie and Herman bullshit. 

Adios mother fuckers

Our secondary just isn’t coached well enough to be able to run this much quarters. Safety bites in the out when he needed to stay deep to receive the outside receiver while the CB switched to the out. KSU killed us with quarters beaters last game too. 

What the fuck. We just scored, stopped them to get ball back and instead of just returning the punt we give them the ball back and then give up a touchdown. Terrible fucking coaching

I never really liked football, anyway. 

 

Screw it. Going to bed so I can get up early tomorrow and kill something.

All that from a bull shit roughing the kicker that never happened 
Our fault for even getting close.

Don’t understand the attempted punt block that is going to cost Texas the game.

Sark is a loser. I don't care if he's only had one recruiting class. He had the portal to get more guys and it sucks about Neyor, but Jesus. J-Whitt has been criminally underused this year when he's healthy. He has 2 tds in 9 games. Wtf? 

I wish I had to take a shit so I could miss our next possession.

Fuck it, get Urban on line 1. Immediately. I’ve seen this movie 3x in a row now. 

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

Every quarterback we play is better than Quinn Ewers.

Except Davis Beville. 

And fuck Ewers. Silver spoon fed Southlake cunt who has all the talent with a 10 cent brain and shit for work ethic. 

That was a fuck up by the safety. No way in hell he is responsible for the deep curl by the outside receiver.

7 win Steve we are going to lose to kansss next week 

Half the board was all over Sarks nuts after last week. We won DESPITE him. But but we need more talent. LSU and TCU were pretty much on life support last season. But Sark needs more time.

1 minute ago, austintiger said:

Tcu +7. Easiest bet I've ever made. I can't help but laugh my God sark is awful

I do feel bad for you guys you're stuck with this clown for a few more years

Enjoy that Big Mac tonight. You earned it.

Texas.
Shitting the bed.
Again.
Yawn.

Meanwhile, it seems that there is a Hallmark Christmas movie starring a Candace Cameron starting up…that’s probably more fulfilling and satisfying to watch…where’s my remote…

How can Card be any worse?

Ewers is having a bad night and needs to sit down.

Said it over and over again, Gideon is the first one out the door for me… Would love to can the entire set of secondary coaches, but the safeties inability to play and entire game without a blatant fuckup has been a constant since Sark got here

Just now, David Dennison said:

That's not true and you know it. 

Well in football at least 

The reason i loved sam is because he worked hard, cared, and bled burnt orange

 

 

 

ewers has none of that, and he sucks

Just now, Macklemore said:

You sound like a pussy 

Shouldn't you be making better calls on the field instead of being on Surly, Mr ref?

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

Don’t understand the attempted punt block that is going to cost Texas the game.

Probably because our only chance to score is a special teams miracle?

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