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the lowest points against TCU in conference is 24 with OU’s QB knocked out early. 
 

fuck sark’s shitty offense and this caveman QB. 

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    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So it is pretty obvious that Ewers has no real faith in Worthy and so it’s either Whitt or Sanders every time… and completely missed an easy Bijan TD because he is now pressing to those 2.

Texas desperately needs a second receiver and let Worthy go back to being the deep threat as a secondary option…

he has no faith in Worthy? He thrown at him 20 fucking times.

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Can't watch this abomination any more. I don't know what has happened to Ewers. Dude showed so much promise early on and now he is not playing like a D1 QB.

I flipped to Washington - Oregon. Do it. 

Don't blame ewers everyone blame this pathetically inept head coach that keeps starting him and can't design a game plan he can execute. It's going to be no different with Manning you have a coach problem it's shocking how bad he really is

Oh sure. NOW we don't go after the punter.

Have we ever won when GameDay came to Austin?

Beat Missouri in 08.
1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Shouldn't Sark be helping Ewers with fundamentals, like "man, you gotta set your feet before you throw."?  I thought the guy was some kinda QB whisperer.  Ewers has gotten worse every game under him.  

 

 

He can’t be both OC and HC. But shhhhhhh…don’t tell him that. He should be standing with Ewers on the sideline talking through stuff. He’s not. He’s squatting and got his face buried in his playbook like it’s a treasure map to find the holy grail. 

Think of all the money we saved by hiring a shitty coach we didn’t have to pay top dollar for! A bargain!

Think of all the money we’d save by not having a coach…and how that would likely be an upgrade.

Did sark get ahold of Jimbo fishers playbook?

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

We need to replace Worthy with a receiver who plays football.

Or maybe replace Quinn with a QB who can throw it within 5 yards of a receiver or see a wide-open receiver on the same side of the field as he's staring.

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Great job not roughing the punter guys 

I wouldn't have minded it there. We practically need a miracle.

But when we are down by 7?

On that fade route that flubbed in the end zone, we had a receiver in the middle of the field, 2 yards over the goal line, wide open

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

He’s a freshman is some of it.

He used to do drugs

 

He still does but he used to, too

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Any chance Arch Manning cuts bait after watching this and Ewers’ regression?

No. He’s an early enrollee whose family has made a point of not decommitting. Idk why this has to be revisited every loss. 

He’s a freshman is some of it.

Look at the freshman at North Carolina, true freshman. I know freshman need more time but he has regressed painfully. That’s on the head coach as well.
Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Lol why not go for the block there, Sark?

I know, right?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

He can’t be both OC and HC. But shhhhhhh…don’t tell him that. He should be standing with Ewers on the sideline talking through stuff. He’s not. He’s squatting and got his face buried in his playbook like it’s a treasure map to find the holy grail. 

This guy gets it

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

We need to replace Worthy with a receiver who plays football.

He could have caught that throw that was called dpi. He gave up on the play, only to have the ball land within arms reach.

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Great job not roughing the punter guys 

It would be no worse than 10-3 without the last roughing.

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They are about as legit as Syracuse except there is no one in this conference to expose them. There is nothing special about them. Any decent team would have ran them off the field in the 1st half.

Would they stay within 4 scores of any team that goes to the playoffs?

That may all be true. It was a response to "we should have scored 40 on them."

Fuck you, Sark.  I’m actually starting to miss FUPM Mack.

Just now, austintiger said:

This guy gets it

Nicole's actually a girl.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

No. He’s an early enrollee whose family has made a point of not decommitting. Idk why this has to be revisited every loss. 

But he has more data every game that Sark is a hinderance on QB development. 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I flipped to Washington - Oregon. Do it. 

I did. Dropped pass. Maybe it's me

Fuck you Sark! I’ve developed an ice cream and sherbet addiction. Thanks Steve. Hire a real OC damnit!!!
Also, it’s almost like good coaches like Sonny Dykes can work with the talent they have. Shocking right? 
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Braums has got great sherbert.
3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

This is one of the more demoralizing losses I can remember 

Well the defense has performed very well.  We know there is talent on offense and that it CAN perform.  I would say its one of the more frustrating, but not demoralizing.

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

He’s a freshman is some of it.

Yep and neither Vince or Colt were all world their freshman year.

He can’t be both OC and HC. But shhhhhhh…don’t tell him that. He should be standing with Ewers on the sideline talking through stuff. He’s not. He’s squatting and got his face buried in his playbook like it’s a treasure map to find the holy grail. 

He’s actually reading his handwritten motivation notes from AA. (No offense to anyone).
Just now, 6th Street said:

Left the bar, heading home

Figured you’d stay to Jack off to the final score

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's better than the 3 we have at this point. 

You have a better chance of winning going for it

2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Need to score fast.

Yeah I laughed typing that too

We already scored 3pts this half. Our job is done 

Just now, Stunns38 said:


Look at the freshman at North Carolina, true freshman. I know freshman need more time but he has regressed painfully. That’s on the head coach as well.

Agreed. Ewers is Swoopes level bad right now. But hey, he's a frosh. Just like the kid at NC who seems to have better instincts. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

And aggy is gonna win

They’ll probably fire Jimbo and hire Traylor before our we do

8 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

Classic sark second half 

He had a classic sark 2nd half in both the 1st and 2nd half tonight

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