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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

How the fuck did Ewers get a perfect rating coming out of high school?


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Texas HSF is overrated, that's how.

Come on Sark.  No excuse for turtling this was a horrible game plan against a bearable frog team.

4th and 17 skyball.

Easily could have been called PI.  

1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

How the fuck did Ewers get a perfect rating coming out of high school?


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Southlake Carroll

That’s PI if I ever saw it, but what the fuck does it matter at this point.


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Guess they won't call holding or PI on TCU tonight.  That one was pretty flagrant.  We should be still alive.

MEA CULPA, I wrote that wrong

 

To all the fucking dipshits telling me Card WOULDNT have done better. You are wrong, you are so wrong that you can never be right again. Good day. 

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


We wouldn’t hire Traylor because of his East Texas accent…our arrogance wouldn’t allow us to hire a damn good pure football coach.

We like metro bitches like Sark

So what’s the reason for this loss? Keep in mind the refs love screwing us. Outside of shit refs: Sark’s inability to adjust in the second half. Sark is blind. Needs an OC in the worst way. Ewers may be Fool’s Gold. He needs to bulk up, study the playbook and practice his ass off. He’s not making big NFL money. Period. Not at this rate. Refs are POS. Defense played well considering. Can’t hate on them. Seven Win Steve SarkLostAgain strikes again! 

12 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Sonny Dykes is going to be our coach in 2 years. It’s gonna happen.

And we'll still suck.

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Texas Basketball. Beard has us primed for a S16

Thank God.

9 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Ewers has gotten worse each week. It's mind boggling. 

Bottling dude. Bottling.

We are going to be embarrassed by Houston BYU next year too so yay. 

Yay at least we are bowl eligible. Yay! Fuck 

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Sure thing, Mrs. Ewers.

I wrote that wrong. Check my post history, I have been shitting on him all night. Sewers is dogshit. 

Love how the TCU defender can grab Sanders' collar while also NOT looking at the ball.  and no DPI.  

Pulling Sander's collar there and no call. 

Fuck the refs, but fuck sark to infinity. 

Just now, stork642 said:

Did Ewers take TCU +14?  

 

Just now, Slacks said:

QB looks like he got paid.

Maybe?

Even on 4th and 17 we manage to call a play that is legitimately stupid 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Ewers has a physical problem he ain't talking about

Or something. I find myself cringing in embarrassment for him sometimes. It's bad. 

Ewers 17/39 2 INTs no TDs, 160 yards
 
 
worst game for a Texas qb in a decade

So he has two of them?
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ewers 17/38

 

 

 

jesus he sucks

God damn. Just like OSU game. Sark just cannot allow himself to admit Ewers sucks right now and we need Card in. Fucking idiot. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

So what’s the reason for this loss? Keep in mind the refs love screwing us. Outside of shit refs: Sark’s inability to adjust in the second half. Sark is blind. Needs an OC in the worst way. Ewers may be Fool’s Gold. He needs to bulk up, study the playbook and practice his ass off. He’s not making big NFL money. Period. Not at this rate. Refs are POS. Defense played well considering. Can’t hate on them. Seven Win Steve SarkLostAgain strikes again! 

Refs? Come on, we suck ass. Ewers didn't complete his first pass tilL late in 2q.

6+ quarters without a TD when you have one of the top 5 RBs in college means someone should get shitcanned. 

We like metro bitches like Sark

Hey, that’s what’s important to us. As long as he’s well-dressed and we make money, winning is secondary. Game day and hype and fucking concerts are important. Winning is secondary.
1 minute ago, bullet said:

Guess they won't call holding or PI on TCU tonight.  That one was pretty flagrant.  We should be still alive.

Yeah that was another PI they missed.

2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Why won’t Sark pull this bitch? Why just rack up losses?

Cause Sark's a fucking pussy. He can't make a decision. At Bama, he had Saban to make all the big calls.

2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Quinn is throwing the game. Only fucking explanation for him to be sucking so much fat dick. 

He's sucked for 3 straight games. Why is anyone acting like he's been anything special at any point this season?

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

So what’s the reason for this loss? Keep in mind the refs love screwing us. Outside of shit refs: Sark’s inability to adjust in the second half. Sark is blind. Needs an OC in the worst way. Ewers may be Fool’s Gold. He needs to bulk up, study the playbook and practice his ass off. He’s not making big NFL money. Period. Not at this rate. Refs are POS. Defense played well considering. Can’t hate on them. Seven Win Steve SarkLostAgain strikes again! 

Surprisingly the Refs really haven’t screwed us like we normally get screwed.    Sark is screwing us with his incompetence on offense. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ewers 17/39 2 INTs no TDs, 160 yards

 

 

worst game for a Texas qb in a decade

No only a few weeks actually 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

MEA CULPA, I wrote that wrong

 

To all the fucking dipshits telling me Card WOULDNT have done better. You are wrong, you are so wrong that you can never be right again. Good day. 

Yeah, Hudson Card thrives under pressure.

This offense is a fucking joke. Shockingly our defense came out and dominated for most of the game. We couldn’t even manage 3 YPC. Two possessions inside the 5 yard line resulting in 3 points. What the fucking fuck.

Ewers 17/39 2 INTs no TDs, 160 yards
 
 
worst game for a Texas qb in a decade

Since Ewers vs Ok State

Imagine inviting all your top ranked recruits to this lol

2 minutes ago, bullet said:

Guess they won't call holding or PI on TCU tonight.  That one was pretty flagrant.  We should be still alive.

Nor holding. Classic Big 12 ref fuckery against Texas.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So what’s the reason for this loss? Keep in mind the refs love screwing us. Outside of shit refs: Sark’s inability to adjust in the second half. Sark is blind. Needs an OC in the worst way. Ewers may be Fool’s Gold. He needs to bulk up, study the playbook and practice his ass off. He’s not making big NFL money. Period. Not at this rate. Refs are POS. Defense played well considering. Can’t hate on them. Seven Win Steve SarkLostAgain strikes again! 

Refs made maybe one bad call. Sark is Sark. Ewers is NOT what we hoped for. Simple as that. Defense played good enough for us to win, and we won’t. Side note: What a waste of Bijan. 

So what’s the reason for this loss? Keep in mind the refs love screwing us. Outside of shit refs: Sark’s inability to adjust in the second half. Sark is blind. Needs an OC in the worst way. Ewers may be Fool’s Gold. He needs to bulk up, study the playbook and practice his ass off. He’s not making big NFL money. Period. Not at this rate. Refs are POS. Defense played well considering. Can’t hate on them. Seven Win Steve SarkLostAgain strikes again! 

Sark’s stubbornness lost us the game. He thinks this is growth but actually is ruining Ewers.

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