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  • Auto Driller
    Auto Driller

    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

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    DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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We need to get out of this conference before 2025

Mack hasn’t played a top 25 team yet this year 

Performance is everything…

You play the teams on your schedule.

Do it tonight. 
 

Patterson.

Just now, MillerEP said:

We need to get out of this conference before 2025

So we can get sodomized in the SEC and by aggy? Naw

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

 

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Yeah. Fuck deserving.

Well we lose another game we desperately needed.

Is this season over? Or do we still have a chance of we beat Kansas and Baylor. And I don't give a fuck if we deserve to have a chance.

Lol ppl who think Ewers is the future. Transfer fucker 

Just now, MillerEP said:

We need to get out of this conference before 2025

Loser talk worthy of aggy

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

3rd and 4. Blitz. CB plays behind the sticks then gives 4 more yards to their favorite target. Makes absolutely zero sense. Terrible football. 

First time watching PK on third down?

The way Sark played the end of the second quarter will surely be headlines when he gets fired at the end of the year.

This only applies if Meyer has already accepted to be here in '23.

 

Anyone got a lead on those private plane numbers?

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Now, now. Charlie lost in Lawrence.

Kansas is a revenge game. And we will probably lose in Lawrence next weekend. Treaty Oak is to thank for the accompanying art.

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Thank God Texas football over the last 12 years has me desensitized to this dejected feeling.


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I think Loren's got Sark's balls in her purse.

13 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Surprisingly the Refs really haven’t screwed us like we normally get screwed.    Sark is screwing us with his incompetence on offense. 

And going after that punt after the stop, down 10-3, with momentum going a little bit our way. That was a backbreaker.

Remember when some people thought Card would do worse than Ewers and we shouldnt put him in. Pretty sure he couldve done better than 2 picks, 30 incompletions, and 3 points. 

Fuck, I can’t hardly throw and I’m starting to believe I can do that.
Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So we can get sodomized in the SEC and by aggy? Naw

You rather stay here and get fucked by shittier teams and rig 12 refs

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

3 points

 

 

 

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We couldn't run. They took away our best players and Ewers isn't good enough to make them pay. It's the same issue we had in the second half against K-State.

I expect Kansas and Baylor to do the same thing. Ewers needs to stop sucking or we need to give Card another shot.

 

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1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

We need to get out of this conference before 2025

Why? The fuck is that going to do for us?

We’re going to get our asses handed to us in the SEC.

Hope TCU wins the natty. Glad we could play a small part. Real team over there who cares about football 

Just now, Auto Driller said:

Going for a punt block when we didn’t need to lost us that game.

That’s on ST coach

We like to make fun of aggy but all 3 of the QBs would wipe the floor with Ewers at this point.

Are we sticking with the ref blaming on this one or are we maybe ready to admit that it might have something to do with Texas?

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Fuck that… you’ve got your successor on the staff already

If Gary wants to coach, make him an offer, and kick Sark to he curb

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So we can get sodomized in the SEC and by aggy? Naw

We're gonna be just fine in the SEC.

Fire Sarkisian's sorry ass.  

He and his fashionista wife can fuck right off.

Sark has low T, Quinn can't see shit down the field, and our receivers either can't catch or run routes. Cancel the rest of the fucking season. 

7 win Steve's impact on Texas football.

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Lol ppl who think Ewers is the future. Transfer fucker 

There’s definitely no way card would have played worse

Just now, Auto Driller said:

Going for a punt block when we didn’t need to lost us that game.

offense has scored 6 points in the last 6 quarters, there must never be a time to try to block a punt

I’ll always remember 2009. The last year Texas ever won a conference title probably ever

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Congrats losers. 3 offensive points

Got the Golden Hat tho

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

Going for a punt block when we didn’t need to lost us that game.

Among 57 other things.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Bijan had 12 carries for 29 yards

That’s on the O-line getting whipped

Offense sucks in cold weather. Gonna need the university and boosters to pitch in to build a roof over DKR

Just now, David Dennison said:

We're gonna be just fine in the SEC.

Agreed. Middle of the pack is easy there and that’s our sweet spot for the last decade.

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Defense played their hearts out and got absolutely zero help from this offense and zero help from Sark.

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