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If Gary wants to coach, make him an offer, and kick Sark to he curb

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    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Hope TCU wins the natty. Glad we could play a small part. Real team over there who cares about football 

TCU would get rolled by any playoff team.

I'm not saying Card should have come in, but he would have hit Bijan on the wide open wheel....

He might have done something bad elsewhere, but he would have thrown that.

So disappointing even knowing the way this team trends to let downs.
 

Coaching staff and players just aren’t there.  
 

Seems Sonny Dykes is a much better coach than Sark.   Again our athletic department and BMDs get it wrong.   

Hope the recruits had fun watching this shit show! At least the defensive players got to see actual defense being played for the most part. Ewers shitting the bed and Sark allowing it is a true testament to who he is as a coach. 

Hope TCU wins the natty. Glad we could play a small part. Real team over there who cares about football 

TCU will get ass fucked no lube in the CFP. That’s how fucking bad our team is.

Is Sark's thinking that pulling QE would hurt his confidence and progression? Because putting him in into infinity when it just isn't working is going to help his confidence??? No it's gonna keep killing it. Card can make some decent shorter throws and he can run a bit when needed, why the fuck don't we switch it up rather than keep taking obviously impending losses??

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

I’ll always remember 2009. The last year Texas ever won a conference title probably ever

You have got to stop with this. It's silly.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lulz at the cut your hair olds.

He's a fucking caricature, a spectacle.

He needs to cut that shit out, he looks like a fucking dumbass.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Bijan had 12 carries for 29 yards

Yea that sub 3 ypc deserved more 

Ewers is such a disappointment. But really we should have seen it coming. Spoiled rich boy pussy who ran out on his HS teammates to chase money. 

We made the same mistake that aggy made. Thought we could buy a QB. Intead we bought a fucking fugazi

Got the Golden Hat tho

That was fools gold and got Sark a longer leash. Fuck OU for being so bad.

For those keeping score at home that the 3rd time Sonny Dykes has beat Texas, lol


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Card has already played in at least 5 games this year.  Maybe 6 (can't remember if he took a snap in the Oklahoma rout). Plus isn't he the holder PATs?
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If only we had QB who completes 70% on the bench…

Card would’ve won that game. Sark is an offensive coordinator — not a head coach.

That’s on the O-line getting whipped

Much of it was scheme. The counter and basically anything to the outside (that wasn’t a pitch behind los) was working. Not enough of it.
Just now, Slacks said:

I'm not saying Card should have come in, but he would have hit Bijan on the wide open wheel....

He might have done something bad elsewhere, but he would have thrown that.

He could have used his legs. 

 

Dykes in the championship in year one and we can barely get to 7 wins lol. 

What a shitty offensive performance …on the field, and from the sideline. Offensive genius my ass. [emoji90]


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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

He's a fucking caricature, a spectacle.

He needs to cut that shit out, he looks like a fucking dumbass.

You can rock a stupid dork look if you're an assassin. 

You just look like a stupid dork if you do it and you suck ass. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hope the recruits had fun watching this shit show! At least the defensive players got to see actual defense being played for the most part. Ewers shitting the bed and Sark allowing it is a true testament to who he is as a coach. 

The reality, most likely, is that all the offensive recruits are thinking how easy starts will come when they only have to beat out these JAGs.

Just now, ramirezut said:

For those keeping score at home that the 3rd time Sonny Dykes has beat Texas, lol


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Yep Spike Dykes sperm owns Texas 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

He's a fucking caricature, a spectacle.

He needs to cut that shit out, he looks like a fucking dumbass.

You sound old. The TCU QB is a fucking ginger and is 10-0.

 


 

 

 

 

 

(Plot twist I’m ginger af)

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

I'm not saying Card should have come in, but he would have hit Bijan on the wide open wheel....

He might have done something bad elsewhere, but he would have thrown that.

You should be and if you arent, you need to get your head checked. Sewers is done at UT. He will not be our QB next year. Book it

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Hope TCU wins the natty. Glad we could play a small part. Real team over there who cares about football 

At least our school cares. We had 104,000 fans in there to watch this team after a 5-7 season all year. 

TCU shows what happens when qualified administrators make hires instead of boosters and political appointees.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

We're gonna win this game, you fucking Nancy asses. 

Narrator: They did not win the game.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Ewers is such a disappointment. But really we should have seen it coming. Spoiled rich boy pussy who ran out on his HS teammates to chase money. 

We made the same mistake that aggy made. Thought we could buy a QB. Intead we bought a fucking fugazi

He's certainly shown flashes, but this whole character issue has bugged me from jump.

LOL Quarterback whisperer

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea that sub 3 ypc deserved more 

Agreed better to feed our amazing passing game today 

9 fucking points on the last 3 second half. 3 fucking points all game today. This is not our standard 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Are we sticking with the ref blaming on this one or are we maybe ready to admit that it might have something to do with Texas?

You guys are the most annoying people on the planet. It’s fucking both and it’s ok to be upset about both. The back to back ignored holding, Worthy dpi ignored, and the roughing the punter when the punter wasn’t touched were big calls/non calls.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

At least our school cares. We had 104,000 fans in there to watch this team after a 5-7 season all year. 

TCU shows what happens when qualified administrators make hires instead of boosters and political appointees.

We should hire their AD’s

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Card would’ve won that game. Sark is an offensive coordinator — not a head coach.

Only when he has Alabama level Talent. He is a fraud

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Are we sticking with the ref blaming on this one or are we maybe ready to admit that it might have something to do with Texas?

Sure we get some shitty calls against us and some non-calls that would help.   The problem is our coaching.  
 

Sonny Dykes is getting it done.  Sark. isn’t.  


TCU will get ass fucked no lube in the CFP. That’s how fucking bad our team is.

I wish we were good enough to get ass raped in the CFP.
2 minutes ago, ramirezut said:

For those keeping score at home that the 3rd time Sonny Dykes has beat Texas, lol


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Meh. It isn't just him. 

The problem is us, not anybody else.

Oklahoma State put the blueprint out there.

Sell out to stop the run - literally 8 or 9 guys in the box sprinting towards every gap at the snap. Dare Ewers to beat you.

 

Sark is the type to watch someone literally drown because his brain wouldn’t let him decide how to react. He’s not head coach material, drunk or sober.

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

TCU would get rolled by any playoff team.

I sure hope so. Hate them. Hate Dykes that fucktard

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Who had tcu as the first texas program making the cfp?

I think they lose Big xii championship 

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Agreed better to feed our amazing passing game today 

Point being it was all fucked. 

offense has scored 6 points in the last 6 quarters, there must never be a time to try to block a punt

So gas the defense even further. Great strategy.


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Just now, Texas Flood said:

We should hire their AD’s

We did. And the hires he has made have been awesome. We just don't trust our AD to hire football coaches...how is that working out?

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

You should be and if you arent, you need to get your head checked. Sewers is done at UT. He will not be our QB next year. Book it

Idk Sark seems hard set on making him workout to the point of not pulling him at any point in bad preferences, he said he didn’t think about it last time and probably will again. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

The reality, most likely, is that all the offensive recruits are thinking how easy starts will come when they only have to beat out these JAGs.

True. But they have to also be thinking do they want to be coached by a perennial loser who can't make fucking simple adjustments?

Anyone suggest a moderately priced whisky for next week or just say fuck it and buy the 1.75 of SKOL ?

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