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Just now, Auto Driller said:

Oklahoma State put the blueprint out there.

Sell out to stop the run - literally 8 or 9 guys in the box sprinting towards every gap at the snap. Dare Ewers to beat you.

 

Absolutely. This. 

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    Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow

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    Let’s all promise each other right now we won’t overreact here, ok?

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The Texas offense was just never mentally in it tonight.  They dropped passes, fumbled snaps, terrible reads and passes, missed blocks--defense hung tough but offense stunk.  That's on Sark since that's his side of the ball.  If you'e going to take the money, you gotta be the man.  And offensively, they had other shit going on outside of the game.  Now they get to jump into their fancy cars and drive to whatever party's going on.  Maybe see their baby mamas and fuck off whatever else matters this season.  

They fucked off their playoff chances, fucked off their own division champion chances are now playing to play in a shitty bowl.  Guess that's better than last year but a low bar for a team that recruits more talent than most teams in their conference.    

I remember when Dykes name came up back when we knew Herman was on thin ice and everyone (myself included) shit on it as a preposterous idea.  
 

Josh Heupel was also on the board at the time. 

Sark is just living up to his history as HC.  

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

We did. And the hires he has made have been awesome. We just don't trust our AD to hire football coaches...how is that working out?

We did

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

I sure hope so. Hate them. Hate Dykes that fucktard

What’s not to like?  He gets the most out of his players.  

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sark is just living up to his history as HC.  

Not yet. Still, hasn’t gotten us to 7.

2 minutes ago, crony said:

LOL Quarterback whisperer

Sark should stop whispering "Be Shitty". 

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Limp dick pussy Sark apologists

@dr99 and @IBuryPaul fuck you too

Zero points and two fucking first downs in a half what a joke eat shit Sark

The 🖕was for you wishing Sark a relapse in alcoholism. To be clear fuck you for that. And I’m not a Sark apologist. 

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I'm not saying Card should have come in, but he would have hit Bijan on the wide open wheel....

He might have done something bad elsewhere, but he would have thrown that.

Sheeeeeit, the chick who lost last year's DR PEPPER halftime throw contest would have hit Bijan on that play.

Just now, Mdhorn said:

They fucked off their playoff chances, fucked off their own division champion chances are now playing to play in a shitty bowl.  Guess that's better than last year but a low bar for a team that recruits more talent than most teams in their conference.    

Is that a fact? Are we out of it? 

And yes any season we don't make the title game is not a good season. Going to the some middling bowl and winning it means nothing, as recent history indicates.

The LHN guys are so pissed off. They can hardly contain it but still won’t criticize Sark. (I know, they can’t).

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Idk Sark seems hard set on making him workout to the point of not pulling him at any point in bad preferences, he said he didn’t think about it last time and probably will again. 

Then fire him immediately if he says that and I am not joking even 1%. We need coaches that can adapt. Next

Defense plays great and we hold tcu to 17 points and our offense shits the bed and can't score a single touchdown. Sounds about right. 

1 minute ago, steelcityblue said:

Anyone suggest a moderately priced whisky for next week or just say fuck it and buy the 1.75 of SKOL ?

Whisky is for the good times. 

You just need a fifth of Sauza blue tequila, 4 Limes, a bottle of Tajin, and a gallon of water

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The reality, most likely, is that all the offensive recruits are thinking how easy starts will come when they only have to beat out these JAGs.

Ewers regressing as badly as he has is a pretty bad look for our QB coaching. We'll see what the Mannings think of it but I doubt they were impressed.

He needs to let go of OC / play calling responsibilities. He seems to have no feel for the game.

I’m starting to believe Card actually won the starting job in practice, and Sarkisian chose Ewers based on nothing but hype. Ewers has gotten worse and worse since firing on all cylinders against OU. Yeah, OU is terrible, but Ewers at least played with confidence. Maybe he bought into his own hype?


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1 minute ago, Texas Flood said:

We did

I was told he had nothing to do with football coach hires and that boosters and the regents drove that bus.

So which is it? Do you know something nobody else on this board doesn't?

Sark gets one more year to get into the conference championship game.  If he doesn't fire his ass.  Don't keep running with someone you know who can't get it done.  Texas recruits better than everyone else in the Big12 and has forever.  If player development is the issue, it's Sark.  

6 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


Much of it was scheme. The counter and basically anything to the outside (that wasn’t a pitch behind los) was working. Not enough of it.

nothing was basically working dude, nothing

Fuck it. At least aggie lost too.

Means nothing when Texas shit their diaper and walked around in it all day.


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1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

To add insult to injury, Mack Brown just won a division title tonight. 

Well good for him. But he clearly needed some time off coaching. He was ripping our program down the last few years he was here.

Glad to see at least one of our former coaches not be a total disaster.

Can you imagine what Drake Maye would do with our offensive weapons?!

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Ewers regressing as badly as he has is a pretty bad look for our QB coaching. We'll see what the Mannings think of it but I doubt they were impressed.

a Manning will never think you get by on just arm talent, they know what's going on

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Well good for him. But he clearly needed some time off coaching. He was ripping our program down the last few years he was here.

Glad to see at least one of our former coaches not be a total disaster.

LOL I would take his performance over Strong or any of these fucking frauds we currently have. 

Patterson should kick Sarkisian right in the taint for that performance. 
2 months ago, who would’ve thought the defense would be the lone positive to this program?

1 minute ago, Party_Taco said:

Can you imagine what Drake Maye would do with our offensive weapons?!

Mack Brown is well endowed - Barking Carnival

9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Ewers is such a disappointment. But really we should have seen it coming. Spoiled rich boy pussy who ran out on his HS teammates to chase money. 

We made the same mistake that aggy made. Thought we could buy a QB. Intead we bought a fucking fugazi

Actually looking like a smart decision because he isn’t going to make shit in the NFL.

Sark gets one more year to get into the conference championship game.  If he doesn't fire his ass.  Don't keep running with someone you know who can't get it done.  Texas recruits better than everyone else in the Big12 and has forever.  If player development is the issue, it's Sark.  

Another year is generous but the right thing to fully judge, even if we all know the outcome.
4 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

I’m starting to believe Card actually won the starting job in practice, and Sarkisian chose Ewers based on nothing but hype. Ewers has gotten worse and worse since firing on all cylinders against OU. Yeah, OU is terrible, but Ewers at least played with confidence. Maybe he bought into his own hype?


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There have been several games where Ewers was light years ahead of Card.

Ewers is a freshman, probably a bit overrated to begin with, and may or may not have the mental makeup for the college game.  His "always the same" demeanor looked like it might be a benefit, but I think it's becoming a hindrance.

His footwork has been atrocious these last few games.  Was it in his good games too?

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It's a joke that Texas couldn't block TCU on the run.  The aren't big on talent but aggressive.  They just had to increase their level of intensity and focus to execute blocks.  If they did that Bijan would make people miss.  He's a super talent.  But they never gave him a chance.

Why is Brennan Marion getting a pass? Name a WR on this roster who hadn’t regressed or been completely useless.

Just now, Party_Taco said:


Another year is generous but the right thing to fully judge, even if we all know the outcome.

A lot depends on how the rest of the year goes. If we end up 6-7 well...

But no reason to really talk about this until the off season.

Sark losing to another Riley should tell everyone what they should know. Sark can't coach shit unless he has a babysitter like Nick Saban and Bama talent. He can't scheme for shit unless it's against ULM. He can't make second half adjustments (huge red fucking flag in year 2). He's just a loser unless he has a boss that's a HC, like Saban or Carroll. 

Fuck it. At least aggie lost too.

Fuck you. Who gives a flying fuck

Fuck this aggy shit you fucking pussy ass bitch.

Where is Brennen Thompson?  Sark won't even play the Freshmen.  Evan Stewart is playing at A&M, not Thompson.

How many drops or just shit plays did we have out if the receiving core tonight? We all want to roast on Ewers but it became pretty obvious that he is at the point he has no trust in anyone to make a catch (even Whit and Sanders).

 

Also I’m completely shocked that it’s not common knowledge that any 1st down after we cross the 50 is going to be a deep shot with Sark planning on going for it on 4th… 

Put me in the category that if we played Card tonight at any point we win this game.

Defense looked fantastic.



And if it's already been addressed, how do you rough a punter when you don't even touch him?

As a former college soccer player, I'll give the TCU punter credit for being one hell of a faker.

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Mack Brown is well endowed - Barking Carnival

He’s 9-1 at NC…. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why is Brennan Marion getting a pass? Name a WR on this roster who hadn’t regressed or been completely useless.

We bitched about Coleman but maybe that old guy knew how to coach WRs (even though he couldn’t recruit).

Ewers cannot throw a deep ball to save his life. Even in our “good” games I can’t remember him completing a single deep throw. Yet we try it 15+ times per game. Someone wake the fuck up.

Just now, Monahorns said:

Where is Brennen Thompson?  Sark won't even play the Freshmen.  Evan Stewart is playing at A&M, not Thompson.

you don't think Evan Stewart would be playing if Sark had him? god damnit

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Is that a fact? Are we out of it? 

And yes any season we don't make the title game is not a good season. Going to the some middling bowl and winning it means nothing, as recent history indicates.

We're not out of it but Texas isn't going to play out of their minds for anything. They play enough to win.  In almost every game, they have to find ways to crawl out of the holes they help their opponents dig.   For awhile now, the Texas offense isn't giving anything extra.      

Prime time dick punch in front of all those recruits…. Fuck Sark, Ewers, Worthy and anybody else that sucks..

1 minute ago, Monahorns said:

It's a joke that Texas couldn't block TCU on the run.  The aren't big on talent but aggressive. 

TCU is plenty big on talent.

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