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For my own mental health, I just need Texas to win by 1 point in Lawrence this Saturday 

Maybe we'll win by 7 this time. 

I know this is meaningless, but can we please stop being favored in these games? Please?

Let me guess, the computers say we are actually the #6 team in the country, and the espn matchup predictor has us with a 72 percent chance of winning?

Forget betting lines. Where's the important info like what will sark be wearing? 

14 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Is that over/under yards for UT?

I think it’s the punchline to next week’s joke …

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21 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Let me guess, the computers say we are actually the #6 team in the country, and the espn matchup predictor has us with a 72 percent chance of winning?

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That means they've got that game at 38-30 (ish).  Is that 38 points?  That we score?  Just us?  All by ourselves?

 

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At least we don’t have to go to Lawrence at night

36 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Let me guess, the computers say we are actually the #6 team in the country, and the espn matchup predictor has us with a 72 percent chance of winning?

Computers like this one?

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lol @ Vegas retardery. Congrats to the sharps who have gotten rich off Sark simultaenously shitting and puking all over himself on the sideline every other week. 

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Let me guess, the computers say we are actually the #6 team in the country, and the espn matchup predictor has us with a 72 percent chance of winning?
This is why you watch the games on the field. Computers don't know shit. No way is Texas even close to the 6th best team. Hell they might not even be the 6th best in this shitty conference.

Run the damn ball.

Or go 5 wide.

Whatever it takes to score.

I used to live in Lawrence. Even in their really down years they played us tough. Now that they are good (not great) the dumpy stadium will be rocking. Will they get the once unthinkable 2 game win streak over us…? Nine points is ridiculous 

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

We will win this game and hopefully Baylor also but I am more worried about the Baylor game than this one.  

I don’t know, man, being super confident in a Texas road win against an opponent with a pulse might be a sign of…slowness.

Maybe they beat us by 7 points. 

Fuck it, the other thing isn't working. 

We're done with the losses for this year. Bowl win with maybe a conference championship (long shot)

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We are ranked 8th in S&P+
 

wow

I dig these fantasy stats. We’d be a legit football team if we didn’t have to actually, you know, play games. 

1 hour ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

We're done with the losses for this year. Bowl win with maybe a conference championship (long shot)

 

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4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Maybe they beat us by 7 points. 

Fuck it, the other thing isn't working. 

Came here to post that exact "Maybe they..." line and glad it was already here.  This point spread is about as dumb as our offense last night.

It’s the defense’s turn to piss down their leg this week. Kansas will score 40.

13 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Way more interested in Texas/Kansas basketball.

 … and once again we start to think of basketball sooner than we should. It has become a Texas football turdition.

Not sure what the fuss is. When texas is the favorite, take the points. I'm pissed we're losing, but I'm winning money on it.

 

I hope we go scoreless for the rest of the season so maybe someone who matters will figure out wtf they need to do to find a decent head coach.

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