November 17, 20223 yr This one is pretty great too. "If we weren't in public, my balls would be out right now."
November 17, 20223 yr The OG 4Loko was an integral part of my college career and tailgating during our football team's undefeated regular season.
November 18, 20223 yr What memory? Used to drink them floating the river in San Marcos and New Braunfels.
November 18, 20223 yr Author 16 hours ago, justhookit said: Damn 4loko was a funny thread on the old site. from the outside looking in, it was a fascinating observation of multiple slow motion suicides...
November 18, 20223 yr I remember all the pretenders that came out as well. One can was 32 Oz at like 14.5 abv with all that shit in it. My shit would always be the color of the 4 loko flavor I had thr night before. Black cherry was my fave so my turd looked like one of those blue meteors
November 18, 20223 yr Popular Post When I was in my mid 20s (circa 2006), I went with a buddy to his deer lease out near Sonora. On the way out there, we stopped and picked up beer. And, we decided to grab some 4Loko. Like three each. We cracked them open when we turned off paved road for the 30 min drive to the camp. I don't think either of us finished drinking the first one. Dumped them out and went back to beer. Fast forward to the next evening, and I remember going to the cooler to grab a beer after the evening hunt and noticed the remaining four 4Lokos were gone. Come to find out, one of the other hunter's 16 year old kid had raided our cooler, snagged all four, and proceeded to get absolutely obliterated while we were all out hunting. I thought we were going to have to take that poor bastard to the ER. He was speaking in tongues, ripping off clothes, etc. Had I not known, I would've sworn he was on PCP.
November 18, 20223 yr Author 23 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said: When I was in my mid 20s (circa 2006), I went with a buddy to his deer lease out near Sonora. On the way out there, we stopped and picked up beer. And, we decided to grab some 4Loko. Like three each. We cracked them open when we turned off paved road for the 30 min drive to the camp. I don't think either of us finished drinking the first one. Dumped them out and went back to beer. Fast forward to the next evening, and I remember going to the cooler to grab a beer after the evening hunt and noticed the remaining four 4Lokos were gone. Come to find out, one of the other hunter's 16 year old kid had raided our cooler, snagged all four, and proceeded to get absolutely obliterated while we were all out hunting. I thought we were going to have to take that poor bastard to the ER. He was speaking in tongues, ripping off clothes, etc. Had I not known, I would've sworn he was on PCP. he was...
November 18, 20223 yr Drinking four 4Lokos almost made me get into a fistfight at the Peter Pan Mini Golf so I stopped drinking 'em.
November 18, 20223 yr People that don't believe in time travel have never drank OG 4loko. was it @hopkinsnhorns that went to bed and woke up in jail and had no recollection of anything that happened?
November 18, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, blacklab said: People that don't believe in time travel have never drank OG 4loko. was it @hopkinsnhorns that went to bed and woke up in jail and had no recollection of anything that happened? classic story. I remember the cati tailgate had that crazy concoction of 4loko, vodka, pinapple juice, oj, and I don't know what else that they'd pour down the ice block. I don't really remember the game but remember waking up on a couch with my heart racing at 2am.
November 18, 20223 yr I once drank 2 4lokos and fingered a fat bitch I had just met getting onto the elevator at one of the apartments in west campus. Weirdest elevator ride of my life.
November 18, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, blacklab said: People that don't believe in time travel have never drank OG 4loko. was it @hopkinsnhorns that went to bed and woke up in jail and had no recollection of anything that happened? Yep. That was he. I think he tried to start a motorcycle as well. Had a 4loko night at @NorthLoop s house with Radical Larry about 8 years ago I think. There are pics on an old phone. Hope I can find them.
November 27, 20223 yr On 11/17/2022 at 5:00 PM, Telegraph_it said: The OG 4Loko was an integral part of my college career and tailgating during our football team's undefeated regular season. I played beer Olympics at a bachelor party using 4loko because I got paired with the groom. My heart almost exploded
November 27, 20223 yr Popular Post Damn, missed this thread. Had two of the 23.5 oz 14% Sour Apples just last week, only flavor my local gas station still carries. On 11/17/2022 at 10:22 PM, justhookit said: Damn 4loko was a funny thread on the old site. On 11/18/2022 at 5:01 PM, blacklab said: People that don't believe in time travel have never drank OG 4loko. was it @hopkinsnhorns that went to bed and woke up in jail and had no recollection of anything that happened? Fortunately I still have it. Quote Ok, sorry for the lack of updates. Eventually the Loko's caught up with me and hit me like a ****ing runaway train. My friend tried to get me in bed, and then left after he thought I was asleep. I remember none of this. The first flash of consciousness came when some police officer was strapping handcuffs on to me for Public Intoxication. Apparently I was stumbling around the courtyard of my complex barefooted with my chef's apron on. I really don't know how that came about, all I remember is the horrible ride in the police car with the handcuffs behind my back. Spending the night in jail really sucked and I just got home a little while ago. FML... Anyone on the shaggy legal team want to advise me on the rules of PI? I plead not guilty, but I just want to get this to go away with some community service or what not. I do not wan this on my record and I can't afford to pay a fine... btw, the door to my apartment was open when I got back with Itunes still playing music. It looked like a bull had run through a china shop. I am officially done with Four Loko.
November 27, 20223 yr On 11/18/2022 at 5:24 PM, immamac said: I once drank 2 4lokos and fingered a fat bitch This here needs to be on a banner behind a plane.
November 29, 20223 yr Post ban in WA, a friend sent his intern to Idaho with $500 and told him to bring back all the Loko possible. He came back that Friday around midnight with a couple cases and walked right into our ongoing party.I recall not a thing from a moment thereafter, but the pictures highlight an absolutely insane weekend. Loko: I miss you… I hate you… you were the most dangerous temptress
November 29, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, houstonevo8 said: I still have 2 OG 4lokos..... I just threw my last 4 out - I had one like 8 months ago or something and it was rancid so I just got rid of them.
November 29, 20223 yr classic story. I remember the cati tailgate had that crazy concoction of 4loko, vodka, pinapple juice, oj, and I don't know what else that they'd pour down the ice block. I don't really remember the game but remember waking up on a couch with my heart racing at 2am.Good lord, the 4 loko mixture on the ice block was a mess. Throw in scottsins’ Jager machine, and I don’t know how the hell someone didn’t end up in the hospital. Yep. That was he. I think he tried to start a motorcycle as well. Had a 4loko night at [mention=278]NorthLoop[/mention] s house with Radical Larry about 8 years ago I think. There are pics on an old phone. Hope I can find them.I remember that one too. Had them lined up on his coffee table.
November 29, 20223 yr And thanks to @THUJONE we can never live these experiences again. I love fingering fat girls and starting motorcycles, but without OG 4Loko it's just not the same.
November 29, 20223 yr 40 minutes ago, Radical Larry said: Good lord, the 4 loko mixture on the ice block was a mess. Throw in scottsins’ Jager machine, and I don’t know how the hell someone didn’t end up in the hospital. One poster did, can't remember who. I think it was just dehydration though
November 30, 20223 yr On 11/28/2022 at 9:56 PM, Radical Larry said: Good lord, the 4 loko mixture on the ice block was a mess. Throw in scottsins’ Jager machine, and I don’t know how the hell someone didn’t end up in the hospital. I remember that one too. Had them lined up on his coffee table. Found it
November 30, 20223 yr The infamous grape that wasn’t actually called grape. Never dug the strawberry lemonade.
December 1, 20223 yr 22 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Found it Man I forgot about that shitty TV..... four loko remembers though.
December 1, 20223 yr On 11/28/2022 at 9:44 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said: Ha, can't imagine how bad a rancid Loko tastes. Just threw up a little in my mouth thinking about that
December 2, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Man I forgot about that shitty TV..... four loko remembers though. The orange chais lounge says hi.
December 2, 20223 yr I have 2 OG 4Lokos in my fridge right now, "gifted" to me by erhine like 4 years ago before the original recipe became illegal, or frowned upon. I'm awaiting the perfect opportunity to crack them open. Narrator: there is no perfect time. Mez: fuck around and find out, Narrator. Edited December 2, 20223 yr by Mez2 Gram her
December 2, 20223 yr taurine is the other thing. The mix of guarana and taurine was like mega-caffeination. Like if someone poured an energy drink into something with wine's alcohol content.
December 3, 20223 yr 16 hours ago, burntorangebongos said: taurine is the other thing. The mix of guarana and taurine was like mega-caffeination. Like if someone poured an energy drink into something with wine's alcohol content. Or like doing a rail and then shotgunning 5 beers in a row. That's about what it was like drinking the first 2 lokos. Drinking the 3rd one was like that scene in Die Hard with a Vengeance where McClane wears that racist sign in Harlem. It gets ugly quick.
December 3, 20223 yr 37 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: @Herbie Hancock is a big fan of this concoction. The sour green apple was absolutely fucking horrid. Holy Christ never again
December 3, 20223 yr On 12/1/2022 at 10:53 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said: Four years is a little on the thin side of when the OGs got nuked. Ok, didn't know we were actually caring about message board posts on 4loko. Actually, it was 9 years ago!
December 3, 20223 yr At some point in time and actually 2017, this was the display I ran into in Costa Rica at one of the local grocery stores. I’m pretty sure that was just after it had been banned here in the U.S. I wanted to tell them not to sell/drink it. I didn’t say a word. Edited December 3, 20223 yr by justhookit
December 25, 20223 yr On 11/18/2022 at 3:01 PM, blacklab said: People that don't believe in time travel have never drank OG 4loko. was it @hopkinsnhorns that went to bed and woke up in jail and had no recollection of anything that happened? One of the great stories ever spawned on TOS.
December 25, 20223 yr On 11/28/2022 at 6:28 PM, houstonevo8 said: I still have 2 OG 4lokos..... I remember a bunch of shagsters hoarding OG when they were forced to tone down the recipe.
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