Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

They did for our leader. 

On 11/28/2022 at 9:43 PM, immamac said:

I just threw my last 4 out - I had one like 8 months ago or something and it was rancid so I just got rid of them. 

Yeah but his were probably in his trunk this whole time 

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I really miss the neon blue shits the blackcherry would give me.

Did a good job of killing tumors and making your hair fall out too. 

  • 3 months later...
On 12/2/2022 at 6:42 AM, burntorangebongos said:

taurine is the other thing. The mix of guarana and taurine was like mega-caffeination. Like if someone poured an energy drink into something with wine's alcohol content. 

We’re gonna be immortal! 

 

I wonder if you can buy Taurine pills or if it is in 5 hour energy because.....then the party is back on!!!!!!

Edited by burntorangebongos
fucking autocorrect

So… the play is to pop one of these and then binge the loko for a similar experience?

four main ingredients: alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana.  That's what made 4Loko old school fuck you up.

 I think the lawyers made them take out the guarana too, so the current iteration just won't get you there. Damn Thujone. But energy drinks that contain caffeine, taurine, and guarana exist so the better play is to take a Rock Star and add vodka. 

image.png.23704f17633c201ed45cbfa568a03617.png

 

Add vodka.  Pretty Rad.  

  • 2 years later...
On 11/18/2022 at 5:01 PM, blacklab said:

People that don't believe in time travel have never drank OG 4loko.

was it @hopkinsnhorns that went to bed and woke up in jail and had no recollection of anything that happened?

On 11/27/2022 at 12:36 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fortunately I still have it. 

Quote

Ok, sorry for the lack of updates. Eventually the Loko's caught up with me and hit me like a ****ing runaway train. My friend tried to get me in bed, and then left after he thought I was asleep. I remember none of this. The first flash of consciousness came when some police officer was strapping handcuffs on to me for Public Intoxication. Apparently I was stumbling around the courtyard of my complex barefooted with my chef's apron on. I really don't know how that came about, all I remember is the horrible ride in the police car with the handcuffs behind my back. Spending the night in jail really sucked and I just got home a little while ago. FML...

Anyone on the shaggy legal team want to advise me on the rules of PI? I plead not guilty, but I just want to get this to go away with some community service or what not. I do not wan this on my record and I can't afford to pay a fine...

btw, the door to my apartment was open when I got back with Itunes still playing music. It looked like a bull had run through a china shop. I am officially done with Four Loko. 

Bumping this for @Sbbruin

I like how all of our old Loko pics are blurry. It's apropos. 

"Memory lane" used very loosely.

The late 00's were a great time for a college drinker. Craft beer was taking off. You could drink things that tasted good and were greater than 6.0%, unlike fucking bud ice. Or you could spend $6 and either have a great night or ruin your life by getting Ocho loko. 

We threw some pretty solid ragers senior year, where in addition to the keg and lone star, we'd get a case of Loko and curate a list of the most fun people to give it to. It did lead to two shattered ovens (well, the same oven shattered twice), but that's the price you pay when you dance with the devil.

On 3/3/2023 at 2:17 PM, NorthLoop said:

Did a good job of killing tumors and making your hair fall out too. 

image.gif.0f2a4c892ba4eaf6989f96c5ee37d6f3.gif

On 11/19/2025 at 6:23 PM, MissingInAction said:

From 2010

Rest in peace, Amber.

Screenshot_20251119_182226_Chrome.jpg

Fuck, take us back to 2010. Member having a president that could speak? 

  • 3 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.