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#104
Just now, TexArcher said:

Your joy makes me want to vomit.

 

Just remember how he felt when we dropped 49 on them and they showed us their undercarriage since they were so defeated. 

#107
15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

All of you should be watching SC/CLA

They're flicking the lights off and on in the Rose Bowl as well, FYI.

#108
Just now, Constant said:

19 wins in 116 tries. Never forget. 

Does that really qualify as a rivalry?  

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#109
Just now, tonedeaf said:

Does that really qualify as a rivalry?  

More of a pimp and ho relationship. 

#111
2 minutes ago, Constant said:

19 wins in 116 tries. Never forget. 

I'm repping you because shit like this just makes our rivalry more special. 

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#113
Just now, ztejas said:

I'm repping you because shit like this just makes our rivalry more special. 

Reciprocated. Enjoy that hat while you can. 

#114
Shocked OSU didn't show up in this game

Believe it or not, this is showing up for this team. If ISU had any kind of functional offense, we’d have finished the season with 4 consecutive blow outs (5 after next week). This is who this team is. We are bereft of talent at DB, OL, LB and maybe RB. Hard to tell because of the OL.
#116

There is no cuck greater against his “rival” than Mike Gundy. Pure shit. 
 

The Cowboys and refs get fired up to play us every single year and somehow, they go through castration surgery before they play OU. Without fail. 

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#119

Is there some analytical difference between a 25 or 28 point deficit? We may be a shitty 5-5 football team but at least we aren’t that. 

#121

I get angry at how fruitless Gundy is in this series. Then I get even angry that we let that f'ing monkey beat us routinely. We need to get back to the times when losing to oSu was a rarity. 

Edited by mdmost

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#122
2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Ou sucks. As do blowu fans who inexplicably post on a Longhorn  board

Go fuck yourself. 

Definitely short. 

#123
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I get angry out how fruitless Gundy is in this series. Then I get even angry that we let that f'ing monkey beat us routinely. We need to get back to the times when losing to oSu was a rarity. 

We’ll just find ways to lose to Miss State instead 

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#125

Should have immediately taken a timeout. 

Just now, texastroubadour said:

Fuck you asshole

 Alright then

#129
15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I get angry out how fruitless Gundy is in this series. Then I get even angry that we let that f'ing monkey beat us routinely. We need to get back to the times when losing to oSu was a rarity. 

It will be soon when we join the sec. 

#130
9 minutes ago, Constant said:

Little peek why we are 5-5 there. 

Don’t you have a Crazy Mouse ride to break down?

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#131

A lot of good but we missed the opportunities to absolutely bury them. Room for growth. 

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#133
Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Don’t you have a Crazy Mouse ride to break down?

I know nothing of carnival/fair ride procedures you fuck. 

#134
1 minute ago, Constant said:

I know nothing of carnival/fair ride procedures you fuck. 

So, you flip burgers?

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#135
4 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

So, you flip burgers?

Yes. I flip hamburgers for a living. 

#145
Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

OU blowing it in the second half and Rattler knocking off Tennessee would be the cherry on top of the night 

While Lincoln Riley and Caleb win against UCLA and possibly lock up the Pac 12 title berth. 

#146
49 minutes ago, Constant said:

If we weren’t a 5-5 type team, this would be 50-3 right now. 

Yeah and if you didn't all fuck your own sisters you wouldn't have gotten blanked by 49 in Dallas this year. 

#149
2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Lebby is a moron. 

Lebby is very fat and likely to stroke out in the next 2-3 years.

#150
3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Lebby is a moron. 

OU with a big lead but still more passes than runs.  37 passes and 27 runs.  Also, almost 6 yards per carry.  Brilliant.

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